Kriss Warren
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Was like “aww he’s being so cute!” Then he started going ham on his asshole
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How the fuck do you fall off a bike with a sidecar?
7NEWS Adelaide@7NewsAdelaide
A moving motorcycle has been caught on camera without its rider in a bizarre peak-hour crash in Adelaide’s north. After the man fell off his machine, the riderless motorbike and its sidecar took off, crossing two lanes of traffic before hitting the rear of a hatchback stopped at traffic lights in Modbury.
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@quiet_homeboy Where does that take come from? Never heard anything like that myself ever?
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Love when men say they're the victim of violent crime more than women. Yeah, from other men. Try not being a fucking pussy and maybe you'd be able to defend yourself
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@vileslug I judge anyone unless they are wearing a hoodie and track pants, it’s the most irrational thing that pisses me off 😅
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I’ll be walking around on a 40 degree day thinking everyone is judging me because I’m the only person who is scarlet red and sweating profusely
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@goldandbrown4 I really believe our midfield will improve more than what is expected, obviously you’d take a sure thing but it didn’t work out, take the best available talent, team mates already doesn’t hurt to get them settled, I think it’s a very exciting draft, but I am also a SA member 😂
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@vileslug As an electrician for 20 yrs it’s not an uncommon thing, there definitely is some out there things people have/do in the privacy of their home, sleeping just makes you feel bad if you disturb them. And obviously been given the complete ok to work where someone is sleeping
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in 2012 i was so depressed that an electrician came by to fix the power points in my room and I continued sleeping in my bed while he did it. Alone in the house mind you. Wonder if he still tells that story
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@vileslug Not on your own, when I hear rain and especially storm on the forecast woohoo but it has been pretty brutal allergy wise
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this allergy season was genetically engineered in a lab spcifically to torture me and yes i am aware it is 2am
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@KevCorduroy Was interesting they just tagged on the end of the announcement another year extension for the snapper ban. Has there been any update how the ban has been working and if it’s had a positive effect on the stocks? I mean besides the people catching them constantly by accident
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Ah, temporary, eh?
Is that like the “temporary” snapper ban that just keeps being extended year by year?
PIRSA@SA_PIRSA
🎣 New temporary fishing restrictions To support the recovery and sustainability of key fish stocks, temporary fishing restrictions are being introduced across South Australian waters from 1 November 2025. Find out here 👉 pir.sa.gov.au/news/news/fish…
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@cdm123456788 @TheSashPod Crumbs? I would have been filthy if that deal went through. All the best to him and will enjoy another decade of pathetic bombers
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@TheSashPod Zach should be filthy at Hawthorn, he put himself out there and they offered up crumbs in the end. Now he’s left with egg on his face. Gonna be awkward preseason but I think the club did the right thing.
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Don't think anyone wins from this
Zach has tarnished his reputation
His manager looks like a fool
Hawks don't get their man
We have to manage someone who doesn't want to be here
And I have talk about it
Everyone loses
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@toddthepainter Do you still stick fat with brand because it’s nostalgic? Which is absolutely a very valid reason, I’ve always just loved and supported drivers, always been indifferent to the car, they haven’t been a representation of a road car for 25+yrs
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GM have won the last 9/10. Not feeling confident with the Ford product fingers crossed.
Todd Hazelwood@Todd_Hazelwood
Mount Panorama, it’s so good to be back on track! 🤩 My first practice laps completed today and feeling strong in both the dry and wet conditions. Thanks team, bring on tomorrow! 💪🏼 #THR x @ShellVPowerRT #Bathurst1000
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@toddthepainter She about to bust, nothing wrong having huntsman’s around though if she can find a good spot for the egg
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@Slabotage @absoessendon Amazing culture at Essendon? 😬 each to their own
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@absoessendon Probably because they don't like what he's done and don't want their culture corrupted.
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Why aren’t more clubs expressing interest in Zach Merrett? Is it because his manager is refusing to deal with anyone other than the Hawks? On the other hand Petracca seems to have at least 2 clubs keen on his signature?
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@OpenNoteGrapple All after the fight was already waved off 🤦♂️
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Neil Magny uses a crotch lock to stop Jake Matthews's double leg
Magny sprawls and strikes Matthews to stretch him out
When Matthews lets go of Magny's legs Magny locks up a d'arce
Matthews tries to go flat but he's stuck on the fence and
Magny gets the finish
Unreal
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@lthomasnews Could not be more atrocious reffing, he stopped the fight Matthew’s let go and got up as the buzzer sounded. Absolutely disgusting officiating
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Neil Magny kinda just did the Mike Malott bit, but this time with Jake Matthews.
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