Kristi Keane

@zaneology @_TheAces @jackjohnson 🍻

Happy St Patrick’s Day Featuring all the GREEN @_TheAces ☘️🌈🌈☘️ Thank you to @jackjohnson for the most beautiful lyrics on being #BetterTogether

@GeorgeNotFound @Quackity PLEASE BUY TWITTER

5/5

@_HAWKISH @unusual_whales @elonmusk This is stupid

@unusual_whales @elonmusk

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

@Martina @elonmusk I am woman hear me rawr - fix bots scamming the millions of people your ignore before spending time and resources giving FORMER champions things they don’t care about. Care about all of the rest of us who get up every day NOT “PRIVILEGED” , raise kids, send them to college, etc

@elonmusk I didn’t ask for the blue check mark- it just showed up one day, so feel free to take it away. My peeps know it’s me.

@elonmusk Elon you have to shit down all the millions of scam bots tweeting the same text please

You will also get: - Priority in replies, mentions & search, which is essential to defeat spam/scam - Ability to post long video & audio - Half as many ads

@NBudzinski @Alpharad I doubt you know how to use your manhood.

@KristiKeane @DarianVoid @Alpharad Thank you. I just started using a Twitter account and I am having more fun arguing with people on the internet than I thought. I think that my next project will be telling other players on Xbox live that I made sex on their mothers when I was twelve.

Twitter didn’t protect anyone - so easy to stop the millions of exact text scams being sent out daily . Every minute by bots. How sad for a company to not be able to use their own data and “tools” they tell advertisers to use. Perhaps you should have resigned earlier.

@SEP The web 3 protections is crap

Hi folks, I wanted to share that I resigned on Friday from Twitter and my work access was officially cut off last night.

POKÉMON JUST POSTED THIS ON TIKTOK??!

#MyTwitterAnniversary The path to a “life’s work” can be 💯% GUT & may not feel like work as you excel b/c you enjoy it so much. #MyFirstTweet: “Wasting time…my new hobby” 1 yr later, I was “hired to tweet” S/O @morganb Dir Product @instagram. Prev @Shopify @meta 💜🙏TY🙋🏻‍♀️

Is that what we call it now?

this was the first episode btw

I just heard about Leonardo DiCaprio’s 25 year rule. His loss. You don’t know what you’re missing.

You ever just think about gaming

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

29 years ago today, my late night talk show debuted. Hear the absurdly improbable story of how it all happened. youtube.com/watch?v=ol9pT4…

Non-zero chance of this happening in the Direct