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@callmeoscar_1 He can play as an LB. If he does well, he and Hato can occupy that position

Valentín Barco should go out on loan for one season. Who agrees with me?

@CFCms3 Only that left wing is inferior to others

What the ACTUAL fuck Is Xabi Alonso cooking?

@CFC_Azharuddin @husseinkhalifkk Bookmarked

It’s hilarious that Fulham fans actually think they have a rivalry with us. Imagine being so obsessed with your neighbours’ bank account because your own club has zero ambition. You treat the opening day against Chelsea like your Champions League final! I can’t wait to absolutely humble these small neighbours and send them back to their mid-table reality. 😂

They’ve spent over £300m and the transfer window isn’t even shut yet. We play them on the opening day of the Premier League, and I still don’t see them beating us. Chelsea have spent well over a billion in the last couple of years and still ended up finishing 10th. Spending money means nothing if you’re not bringing in the right players. Quality always matters more than the price tag.

@Dat_boy_nino Quenda is injured aiidy😂😂

Just look at the quality of this team. Perfectly balanced, and the age profile is spot on. 😩 What can stop this team from competing for the Premier League? 🤔

@mevaskelvino @ultimate_kombo Your brain dey leak 😂😂

@ultimate_kombo Casemiro is the greatest DM of his generation. A DM who can give you everything, attacking, defending, creating. He give you absolutely everything

Rodri Might Go down as the Greatest DM of all time his CV is 🔥🔥🔥

@ultimate_kombo This guy is so stupid. Why not sign him for Barcelona? Always talking rubbish. Imagine asking a team to go down from eye Vinicius to Rafael leao

Rafael Leao to Arsenal who says No? #arsenal #acmilan

@Yemo_Richie You know how to read bah? We are only counting Ronaldo’s official matches, include his friendlies and unrecognized matches like pele’s and see how stupid y’all sound

See food wey FIFA give everybody chop 😂😂

@forbes_iam @AloyoJ50867 @ayomipomayokun @FIFAcom @Omojuwa @Pele @SantosFC @CBF_Futebol His official goals are 757. Cristiano is aiidy nearing 1000 without counting friendlies

@forbes_iam @AloyoJ50867 @ayomipomayokun @FIFAcom @Omojuwa @Pele @SantosFC @CBF_Futebol You’re a fool Official matches us different from career goals

#OnThisDay in 1969, @Pele scored goal number 1⃣,0⃣0⃣0⃣ of his incredible career ⚽️🙌👑 ℹ️👉 fifa.to/IT79zft2XR

@forbes_iam @AloyoJ50867 @ayomipomayokun @FIFAcom @Omojuwa @Pele @SantosFC @CBF_Futebol Soak this in you dickhead. You think if we count CRISTIANO’s friendly and unrecognized goals as well, it’s not over 1000 aiidy? You fools will never stop showing yourself

@PrinzOchuko @ADEDARSENAL @Buchi_Laba Lmao, the earlier you know coaches approach different tactics to different games thereby needing different player profiles the better for you. Kindly tell me what Eze has over Rogers. Eze couldn’t even start for arsenal😭

@Krushtalks1 @ADEDARSENAL @Buchi_Laba Rogers was benched by him of course Abi u no watch the WC ?

Congratulations to Chelsea on signing a fantastic player in Morgan Rogers. You got a baller there. There’s no need hating or criticizing. They won this round. Made Arsenal look like fools in the process. No.. they made Arteta and Berta look like fools! Imagine the player you talking to for months join your rivals and his first words are “I’m joining the biggest club in London”. He was tired too and frustrated by Arsenal! Nonsense!

@AgbochenuGrace Haha, I wasn’t even insulting you. Are you okay?? I was referring to the guy’s tweet bc it sounded funny to me. Better be calming down

@Krushtalks1 And so you will be!

My daddy was going to the market this morning and he asked me to take pictures of him 😁

@hex_echo @AgbochenuGrace I’m dead😭😂😂😂

@AgbochenuGrace Did he come back?

@GovWike Their pikin no Dey ever fine😭😂😂

I celebrate and rejoice with my daughter, Jazmyne, who yesterday, earned a Bachelor of Laws (Upper Second-Class Honours) degree from the University of Southampton, United Kingdom. I and my darling wife are so elated to have witnessed that moment of joy of parenthood. Jazmyne, thank you for making us proud. I thank my friend and brother, His Excellency, Governor Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri, the BoT Chairman of our party, the PDP, Senator Mao Ohuabunwa, and others who, attended the graduation ceremony, not-minding their busy schedule. You will always receive happiness from your children.

@Row_Haastrup Must you guys lie to find engagement?? Why are y’all so hopeless??

I just heard a story and my body is shaking… A 13-year old boy in Maiduguri was selling sugarcane in a wheelbarrow for his father. Inside the scorching sun, he decided to push his wheelbarrow to a nearby tree for shade & for him to rest for a while. As he pushed his wheelbarrow tired, he mistakenly brushed the front of a parked car & the headlamp fell off. He looked around & couldn’t find the owner. His conscience didn’t let him walk away from the car. So he waited for the owner who happened to be praying in a nearby mosque. The owner finished his prayers & found this 13-year old boy and the damage he has done. He called the police and ordered the boy be put in prison. Recently, this 13-year old boy just got released from prison, after spending 47 years in prison, at the age of 60 years. At this point, I broke down in tears. He was literally moved from one prison to the other all over Nigeria in the course of this 47 years in prison. He only got released because a governor granted him pardon. May Nigeria never happen to you.

@oyimzy It’ll never be well with you

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FT: Chelsea 4 - 0 Bromley FC Goals from Marco Palestra, Quenda and a brace from. Estevao Willian. 2 Asssits from Cole Palmer. Another good training match display from the lads. Thanks guys for staying with me for our final Faux Match Reports 🤝

@tarskin74 @ThobaniMpungos2 @Xabi_era1 You’re not serious. A single season doesn’t define a team, this is why we are rebuilding, we not supposed to be here

@ThobaniMpungos2 @Xabi_era1 Chelsea finished above Fulham on goal difference after spending billions.

Would you sign Calvin bassey of Fulham for £30m?

@Tolu_7085 Your family house is in ondo state, ancestral values, beliefs and culture is in ondo state, it’s only reasonable to rep ondo as your state ahead of Lagos. You’re just an inhabitant in Lagos, ondo is your origin

@Tolu_7085 This is common sense and anybody thinking otherwise should be taken for a mental checkup. You’re an indigene of where your ancestors came from, you don’t claim to be an indigene bc you were born in a particular state. We ain’t talking bout being born outside the country here

We Yoruba people really value our sense of identity. How can I be born and raised in Lagos, live here all my life, visit Ondo only three times, and still claim Ondo State instead of Lagos State? 🤷

@iamnasboi Wait, Wetin you wan buy wey dey make you dey use Ronaldo’s name farm engagement laidis?😂 Song and skit no pay you again?😭

You people are so delusional. Whenever you post Messi videos, post Ronaldo’s too. Show his fake penalty claims, his confrontations with referees, him lashing out at opponents, refusing to celebrate teammates’ goals, and trying to claim a teammate’s goal. Keep the same energy. Stop cherry picking to fit your agenda.