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@ThobaniMpungos2 @Xabi_era1 Chelsea finished above Fulham on goal difference after spending billions.

@Xabi_era1 For Fulham mate.. we said the same about Tosin! Chelsea is another level the responsibilities are higher there! You have to perform every f*ckn day! Not when it suits you…

Would you sign Calvin bassey of Fulham for £30m?

@ThobaniMpungos2 @Xabi_era1

@goinglow22 @ForePlayPod @chevrolet @FrankieBorrelli He 100% knew he was improving the area of his swing. He stood there more than once, clearly improving the lie.

@ForePlayPod @chevrolet @FrankieBorrelli But he clearly improved his swing path. Are we supposed to believe the player if he’s lying?

“This is the game where you’re supposed to believe the player.” Should rules officials be able to penalize players after the round? Presented by @Chevrolet

@BrianEleazer The lie has already been improved at the start of this clip. Don’t be silly.

Wow

@fesshole They’re getting more difficult to spot. When I was a kid they had names like Kendra.

Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess

@fesshole Thanks Claire.

Balding. I notice people sneaking a look at my massive fucking forehead during conversation. Gives me an insight into how ladies with nice tits must feel when talking to awkward men.

@UTDddavid @Gideoomatic I’m don’t think there’s a more fluent, progressive style of play in the PL than Bournemouth atm. The in form side in the league. He’s exactly the right manager to restore Liverpool.

@Gideoomatic Nah we're sleep walking into them bringing in iroala and iroala is the closest manager to klopp's style in the market. I hope they don't

Marco Silva to Liverpool in October

@vickygrayson_ @Steven1897001 @DianaBr95650186 It’s my understanding that there are fees paid of £20k per year for boarding which significantly contribute to the funds available at that school.

@Steven1897001 @DianaBr95650186 Will Karen and Keith be at this state school? Pony club complete with 20 horses, 10 pianos (including two grand pianos), swimming pool, cricket pitch, dance studio, sprint track, Astro and sports hall?

“[Phillipson’s] policy of imposing VAT on private schools to pay for state teachers is having devastating results: Labour said 3k children would leave private school as a result; by last autumn 25k had & more will follow. Almost 120 schools are closing.” thetimes.com/comment/column…

@alexandrakuri It seems such a ridiculous mistake to make. What could have been the benefits that off-set the clear and obvious risks?

@HenryGJeffreys @s8mb Please delete this. Let’s keep it you ourselves a little longer.

@s8mb Aldi Cotes du Rhone for about £5 (they sometimes have the posh one, the Cairanne for silly money)

What’s the best <£7/bottle supermarket red wine in Britain?

@RichardRock4now @ragipsoylu It’s a shame yanks don’t get irony.

@ragipsoylu And then the realization that the soul destroying dictatorship’s reign of terror is over and hope is reborn.

Frightening footage from Caracas. Imagine you are having some drinks with your friends on a Friday night at a bar and then this happens

@ekasecs @k_eichinger @CreatorsIncX @Mericamemed A bit like guns.

I am more interested in the brand of windows he has installed.

@_sammified @BBCMOTD @BBCSport Contact isn’t a foul.

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Soft or not, contact’s contact , defenders can’t keep living off reputation.

It's on the line but Virgil van Dijk catches Dango Ouattara at the edge of the box 💥 After a VAR check, Igor Thiago restores Brentford's two-goal from the penalty spot ⚽

@ChelsChris03 @BBCMOTD 🤡

@BBCMOTD It's absolutely a foul, it's unfortunate because it's accidental but he has stood on his foot Fake outrage

Josh King's Fulham goal was chalked off because of a "careless tackle" by Rodrigo Muniz on Trevor Chalobah. A controversial one - do you think it was the right decision? 🤔

@CFCfan_ @FabrizioRomano @Carra23 Quite a one for hyperbole, eh. Concerns around conflicts of interest, or massive outrage?

@tarskin74 @FabrizioRomano @Carra23 That’s another point. Liverpool fans and Carra had massive outrage that we sold Mendy & Koulibaly to Saudi and the fees we got and were looking in to how PIF invest in Clearlake.. no outrage here when PIF have links to Liverpool ownership.

🚨🇸🇦 EXCLUSIVE: Al Hilal are close to getting Darwin Nunez deal done after verbal agreement in place with Liverpool. Club to club agreement is done, while Al Hilal are in talks with Darwin over personal terms. Decision up to Nunez but talks underway, Inzaghi wants him.

@CFCfan_ @FabrizioRomano @Carra23 Liverpool are selling a player to a Saudi club, not a hotel complex or women’s football team to themselves. 🤡

@FabrizioRomano @carra23 - where’s your outrage over this?

Hey, @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile?

In a video posted by Elon Musk’s PAC, a $1M check recipient linked voting to receiving the money: “My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. …I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do: sign the petition, refer friends and family, vote, and now I have a million dollars.”

@lfc_fede Don’t be silly

@waqyyy Mine’s not working in Surrey.

Is Virgin Media internet down/being problematic for anyone else this morning? East London area