Kurious Krypto 🔦
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Kurious Krypto 🔦
@KuriousKrypto
Mobility through movement










ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.






The $100 tomato plant. An older gentleman came in and said he wanted everything to be able to grow a tomato plant. Me: Do you already have a pot? What about soil? Him: Nope. I need everything. Me: Alright, you’ll also need a tomato cage and fertilizer. Him: Ok, is that EVERYTHING that I’ll need? Me: I’ve got this organic insecticide in case you get bugs on the plant. Him: I’ll take that too. Tomato Plant- $3 Pot- $33 Potting soil- $29 Tomato cage- $6 Fertilizer- $14 Insecticide- $15 Total- $100 He left happy as a clam. I hope he gets lots of tomatoes.






If you've ever taken a scoop of this and lived to tell the tale you don't have to worry about a rodent virus





If you are a single guy who goes to a church even just semi-routinely, and have already finished school, you have essentially no excuse for not getting involved in your parish. Esp you Catholic guys.




