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🚨 | BREAKING : EWEN JAOUEN 🇫🇷
Newcastle United have reached an agreement with Ewen Jaouen and his camp over personal terms, CONFIRMED! 🇫🇷🚨⚫️⚪️#NUFC
Total agreement in-place between Newcastle United and Ewen Jaouen over a FIVE-YEAR contract until June 2031, salary worth £2m per season including bonuses. 🤝🏻🚨
Newcastle United are in talks with Reims FC over a deal worth €28m, with €20m fixed, plus €3m in installments and €5m in performance related bonuses. 💰💥
Pending further confirmation, Ewen Jaouen visited Newcastle United’s facilities in the last couple of weeks, as per @sachatavolieri. 👀⏳️

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@GreggMan0313 @invis4yo You know when you think people from other countries are brainwashed and fall for propaganda…?
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Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍
After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires.
Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.
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With the legend that is Simon Moore. Proudly walking around Marks & Spencer in Newcastle, a couple of days before #DerbyDay with his red Hummel backpack. No f's given. Legend. #SAFC #Sunderland #PremierLeague #Goalkeeper

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@Delboyx195 @AnabellaMarvy You can absolutely take the piss out of African Barcelona super fans. But let’s have a bit of class how you do it eh? Grow up.
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@AnabellaMarvy Another 🤡 African that doesn't know their history.
WE'VE BEEN TO CAMP NOU ON 2 OTHER OCCASIONS.
Back to the mud hut 🛖
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Newcastle players have not seen a stadium as big as Camp Nou, they were all surprised 😂😂x.com/Pedrigavilamin…
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@PaulGallantNUFC @SkySports_Keith The new deal with Lonsdale made them the extra £200 they needed to make it through.
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@SkySports_Keith How are they affording this after breaching FFP last summer Keith?🤔
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🚨 🇺🇸 EXCL: Sunderland are heading to the USA on a glamour pre-season tour this summer.
🗽 They will take part in a four-team tournament in cities New York, Nashville, Philadelphia & Tampa.
🏴❓Three other English teams will take part (two of them Premier League clubs), and an announcement is expected to come today…
#SAFC

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@ToonPolls I think 22% of our internet fanbase have started supporting in the last 4 years.
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If we finished where we are now (13th) in the league, and exited the CL against Barca, BUT win the FA Cup, would you consider this season a success? #NUFC
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@samuelluckhurst Word is he’s such a perfectionist he bought a duvet for his bed as well. Some boy.
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Benjamin Sesko is such a perfectionist he had double-glazed windows fitted to his home to block out the air traffic noise from nearby Manchester Airport so his sleeping would improve #mufc
thesun.co.uk/sport/38383136…
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@hayrr @NUFCThreatLevel We dressed my pal in full Lonsdale at a festival in Barcelona for his stag. Three quarters, slip on trainers, the lot. Best part was people couldn’t figure out if it was a stitch-up or he just had appalling dress sense.
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Is this from the season they were bad?
Not that one. The really bad one.
No, not that one. The 15 point one..?
Sunderland AFC@SunderlandAFC
Lonsdale on the chest. Reg Vardy sponsor 🔥
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🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle are planning a significant departure from their traditional black and white stripes for their home kit next season.
The white stripes will instead have a series of thinner black lines running through them ⬇️
thetimes.com/sport/football…
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@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk He’s been fucking hopeless for weeks now. Needs to pipe down an put some graft in and ‘consider his options’ in the summer.
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Sandro Tonali’s preference is to return to Italy should he leave Newcastle United this summer, @TEAMtalk understands — though the Magpies have little intention of letting their midfield star depart.
teamtalk.com/news/sandro-to…
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@JackStanley86 @The__Farmster @Jake_armstrong9 It’s fucking boring man. The same old accounts whining on. Were half way through a season where we’ve literally played twice a week since the start and they expect him to rip up the plan which has brought us success over the last three years and change how we play.
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@The__Farmster @Jake_armstrong9 Look I get it. You’ve made your mind up on Howe and you will tweet incessantly about it until:
A) results and performances improve or
B) he’s sacked
I’m responding to a very good article
Jake has written about Elanga, not about Howe.
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Relationships and Connections
Anthony Elanga Analysis
#NUFC
@jacobarmstrong100/relationships-and-connections-0409af16d056" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@jacobarmstron…
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NEW: Newcastle United's £99m naming rights deal after new stadium and St James' Park decision made
chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…
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@Ramma_____ @LukeEdwardsTele Do you ever comment on Sunderland stuff? Every time I come on twitter you’re piping up... No doubt calling us obsessed.
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@LukeEdwardsTele Rumours afoot that the club are concerned at the poor atmosphere Luke so are offering free drinks to fans that go in early
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Has the famous St James’ Park atmosphere lost its magic? #nufc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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@jamiesont lol if you read the comments, he’s a Pakistani guy pretending to be a white American guy called Steve.
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Why are these weird little men so scared of women 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Steve@Loverism__
Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage
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@BaptistSec @MagpieGroupNUFC Oh sound yeah, let’s get back a player who was past it two years ago to allow us to play a formation we’re not going to play… any other great ideas?
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@KurnelK @MagpieGroupNUFC How are we going to play two strikers every game for 90 minutes with no strikers on the bench?
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