The Kwant

1. Your sacrifices means nothing. Women only remember 3 things; the bad you did to them, the good they did to you and the things you didn't do. Your sacrifices and the money you used to impress her will all be forgotten by 12am.

@muthoni_njakwe Amen.

Dear God, We come before You this morning with grateful hearts. Thank You for the gift of life and for mercies that are new every morning. Lord, today we lay our plans, our timelines, and our expectations at Your feet. Guide our steps, order our decisions, and make us exceedingly fruitful in all that we do. Purify our motives and align our desires with Your perfect will. Where our hearts are weary, renew our strength. Grant us the grace to remain disciplined, patient, and consistent. Protect us, watch over our families, and keep us in Your peace. May everything we do bring glory to Your name. In Jesus’ name we pray

@FelixBlade2 Follow back omera.

@Kwant_22 Thank you brother

Good job jakom.

The beauty I know is; -a radiant soul, -feminine energy, -divinity, -self respect, Goddess.

REJECT THAT FINANCEBILL! There is nothing more left to tax. IMETOSHA!

Mpoa ashaniambia nikuwe na a good day, nyinyi wengine mnaeza endelea kucelebrate hiyo kikombe ya wazungu na hampendwi!

@Joanwg9s8 You've already decided what you're going to do.

Nko stressed. My current salary is Ksh 32k, My male boss is hiring a manager ,but he as asked me whether am interested. The salary will be raised to Ksh 95kBut he's insisted that lazima tulale ndio nipate hiyo promotion,I am married with 1 kid. Sijui nimeshindwa what to do.

See clowns. Your government just borrowed 174B on your already battered pockets, fuel is unaffordable, a bill to privatise water is in the works, another bill to tax free hold land and an even more punitive finance bill is getting passed. Your cost of living is unbearable, but your salaries have remained constant since 2020. But yes, let's celebrate arsenal team winning a trophy. Give them bread and circus and they will never revolt.

Women are their own enemies!

When it comes romantic affairs between men and women. Women have short memories over the things that make them happy. And long memories over the things that make them angry. If you like, give her your kidney. If that kidney stops functioning, she'll ask for the second kidney. If you refuse.... "What have you ever done for me?" End.

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God, Thank You for the blessing of this Sunday morning. Thank You for Your mercy that is new every morning and for the gift of life. As we enter this new day, fill our hearts with Your presence and draw us closer to You. Let Your peace rule in our hearts and Your Spirit guide our steps. Cleanse our minds from worry, fear, and doubt, and renew our strength in You. May Your favor surround us, Your grace sustain us, and Your light shine upon our families. Let every plan aligned with Your will prosper, and may every closed door that is not meant for us remain closed. Order our steps, protect us from evil, and help us walk in wisdom, love, and obedience. May this Sunday strengthen our faith and prepare us for the week ahead. In Jesus’ name we pray

A man's end month: "Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000." "Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils." "Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection." "Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000." "Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000." "Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car." "Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500." "Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900." "Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop." "Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000." "Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000." "Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000." "Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch." "Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000." "Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you." "Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow." To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things. #MasculinitySaturday

@muthoni_njakwe Amen.

Dear God, Thank You for this beautiful Saturday morning. Thank You for carrying us through the week and bringing us into a new day filled with rest, peace, and possibilities. Bless us and our families today. Guide us in everything we do. Protect us from harm, open our eyes to opportunities, and keep us under Your divine covering. May this weekend bring new strength, clarity, and blessings that overflow into the coming week. We declare that this Saturday will work for our good. We will walk in favor, we will lack nothing, and every plan against us is cancelled. Our homes, our work, and our lives are blessed. We step into this day with confidence, joy, and victory. In Jesus’ name, we pray

A woman with no hand skills is a liability in a beautiful dress. If she cannot cook or cannot clean or cannot sew then she cannot tend a home with grace, honour and order. The hands are the measure of a woman's investment in her home. Soft hands that have never kneaded dough, never scrubbed a pot, never ironed a shirt are hands that have been trained for consumption, not contribution. If a man builds, then the woman keeps. But if she cannot keep, then the home falls because the sweat of the man goes to waste, and he gets tired. Teach your daughters to learn basic home-making skills. A skilled woman is a rare woman and rare things are valued.

@_Kev_Kuria I've marked that region, waiting now.

Gold traders 📈, what do you think about buys today ? To around 4560 ? That's around 400 pips there to capitalize on, thoughts 🤔?

@muthoni_njakwe Amen

Dear God,
Thank You for the precious gift of life and for a love that never fails. As we step into this Thursday, we are grateful for Your mercy, Your faithfulness, and the gift of a new beginning today. Almighty God, walk with us throughout this day. Direct our steps, guide our thoughts, govern our words, and shape our actions. Surround us with Your favor. Open the doors meant for us, and gently close every door that is not aligned with Your will. Grant us wisdom, courage, and strength, and keep us and our loved ones safe from harm. We declare that this day is blessed. May Your goodness and mercy follow us in all we do. Align opportunities in our favor and prosper the work of our hands. In Jesus’ name we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen.

Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life. Thank You for Your love, grace, and constant presence in our lives. This morning, we surrender our plans to You. Go ahead of us and make every crooked path straight. Order our steps, align our thoughts, and protect everything connected to us. Open the right doors for us and close every door that is not meant for us. Protect us and our families from harm and danger. Surround us with Your peace and divine covering. Today, we declare that everything we touch will prosper, that no weapon formed against us shall prevail, and that Your goodness and mercy will follow us all the days of our lives. In Jesus’ Name we pray

@muthoni_njakwe Amen.

Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life and for the grace to see this Tuesday. Thank You for Your goodness, Your protection, and Your unfailing love. Lord, as we step into this day, we commit everything into Your able hands. Go before us and order our steps. Let Your favor speak for us in every place, and may every plan aligned with Your will prosper. Father, protect our peace, guide our decisions, and bless the work of our hands. Give us wisdom, clarity, strength, and confidence in every task and every moment. May Your presence surround us throughout this day. We declare that this Tuesday is blessed, productive, peaceful, and filled with divine favor. May doors open, opportunities locate us, and may we walk in victory and thanksgiving all through the day. In Jesus’ name we pray

I swear the middle class is the problem. Naona private cars huku nje as if they have their own special prices. Umbwa sana. 🖕🏽 Enemies of progress. #RutoMustGo