Carla

Running for me is the understanding that no matter how much you train or not train (I do both), the race is more mental than physical. Finishing is winning.

No one knows how important a refrigerator light is until it goes out. I don’t even know what’s in there right now.

Shout out to @PetSmart in Potomac Yard. Coming back to town and need some crickets for Camo. Store had just closed, but an amazing employee ran in and gave me a dozen crickets so my little guy didn’t go hungry.

Decades ago I would have been at the club at midnight. Now I’m getting my groove on by running through a dark WV forest.

No, it’s okay. I’ll go make money today for your food and toys. You just chill, I’ll be back in nine hours.

First @RagnarRelay trail run and lessons learned. Run when you can, walk when you can’t run, keep your head down and feet up. Only fell once!

@HackingDave Be warned, your kids music will wear off on you. That’s why I have Swift songs on my play lists alongside my 90s rock and alternative. It happens. Just hold out as long as possible.

My daughter came home informing me she liked country music. I told her to go to her room. She started back peddling well I don’t like it but it’s good. Me: it’s good?! We don’t listen to country music here!! Her: ok it’s not good but I liked it Me: you are grounded daughter! 🤣🤣 we were all joking of course .. but seriously country music is awful

Had a bicycle commuter flip me off b/c I was driving my Tesla. Dude, we have the same goals in our transportation of choice. Give me a break. 🤦‍♀️

The modern day version of NOT getting carded is the clerk just asking for your birthday. Yes, I look like I was born in the 1900s, no need to verify that obvious fact. 😂

Camo the chameleon. He comes and goes. He comes and goes.

@MackinawPatriot @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. So I guess you just called her out on her own post. Savage.

@JebraFaushay There’s so much Botox and implants in this group that I wonder if they had to do a special assessment of the weight and gravitational pull for this mission.

@stevesportsbar It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Damn, you just called her out on her own post. Savage.

@JebraFaushay Its a twilight zone of plastic surgery

@skyedlmt It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Damn, pretty harsh of you to call her out like that on her own post.

@JebraFaushay The plastic surgery on them is aweful! The cheekbone craze is making women look catified.

@KhabriBossLady @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. Pretty harsh of you to call her out like that on her own post. Damn.

@JebraFaushay Even in reality, All of them have used fillers for their lips and botox on face and then they talk about Nature?

@AnhrichRichard It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. 😂 interesting how you are willing to degrade her right on her own post. Damn.

@JebraFaushay What these women have had so much work done to their faces they don’t even look real. They’re hideous.

@FogliftQ @JebraFaushay Everyone of them is Jebra 😂 😂

@JebraFaushay Ridiculous. What a vanity party. They are wearing enough $$ jewelry to buy someone a million dollar home and enough false eyelashes to make a hair piece for Jeff. And the skintight jumpsuits-It just looks silly.

@HEFALLC @JebraFaushay It’s Jebra’s face on all of them. You just called her an old hag. It’s a great experiment in how men break down women’s looks when they don’t like them. I’m sure you don’t think Jebra is an old hag do you. But her face on theses people…you sure did. 😂

@JebraFaushay These old hags don’t look like they were launched into space—they look like space launched them back. Like, “no thanks, Earthlings , these alien Barbie experiments are all yours now.” Pretty sure they orbit a plastic surgeon, not a planet.

Want to know what people really think of your looks. AI your face on people your followers don’t like. This did not go as the OP intended and it’s glorious. It’s also a perfect example of how people will tear down a woman’s looks if they don’t like her.

Getting old: stayed up late Friday night binge scrolling. No worries I can sleep in. Wake up, tap phone, think I see 8:30, good enough. Turn on news. Nope it’s 6:30. Dammit. One day you just start waking up earlier than you want. I used to have to set alarms across the room.

@shipwreckshow Some people it’s a little more complicated than that. Kudos for you for it being easy.

So we need Real ID to vote now, and in order to get that, I need my marriage certificate and my birth certificate. I have my marriage certificate but not my birth certificate, oddly enough. Turns out I just have to pay $15 to get a copy, and it'll be mailed to me. It was that easy. Some of ya'll are reaching on the oppression stuff.