lauren michelle

how it started and ended all within 1 hour. smd austin

So am I supposed to check back in with the orthodontist who put in my permanent retainer or is this thing going with me to the grave?

put a man infront of your full sized mirror and see how obsessed they are with themselves

bro your life is not a movie you live in Cleveland OH and you just paid $200 for a $17 bottle of absolute

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can come out of their cage and do just fine

@JimmySnips4 @tylave24 i didn’t get the invite either 🙄

@tylave24 @L0_rich Oh, so everyone went back to Athens and didn’t tell me?

bagel street deli.

@tylave24 this is rude

@L0_rich Got it this morning

Retweet and I’ll draw your profile pic

Fellow friends, my friends at @MichelobULTRA said they would send me a care package if this got 250 retweets, hook me so I can drink some MICKS this weekend

@2cenz_ you can just tell me later post meridiem

@L0_rich CLEARLY you chose violence when you woke up this ante meridiem

i just found out what am and pm stand for no one talk to me the rest of the day

@brennaugustine i’m sorry, i’ll be better

good mornin March, you sexy son of a bitch 🌞

@bellalaham i knew you would understand

if i go to brunch, i’ll be ordering at least 3 different beverages & i just need whoever is with me to not judge. -water to hydrate -coffee to awake -mimosa or bloody mary, self explanatory. some of us are just 3 beverage kind of people and that’s okay

Billie Eilish: Same Interview, The Fourth Year Watch now on @VanityFair youtu.be/hS2x1zl4rn0

was your first time seeing a dick on Omegle with 6 of your friends or did you have a well-adjusted childhood

I think we should giveaway two!! RT to enter