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@awfulannouncing @kirsten_watson is the GOAT, we’re lucky to have her!

Spectrum SportsNet's Kirsten Watson with the no-look fist bump 😮‍💨 🤌

If this were the way the real Barney talked, nobody would have hated him.

@pauld00001 @EricLDaugh To be fair it doesn’t take balls to be a coward and run

@EricLDaugh To be fair he is the only Democrat with the balls to actually object……

🚨 HOLY SMOKES!! A Democrat just BLOCKED Sen. John Kennedy's resolution that would stop senator paychecks during a government shutdown... ...and he RAN OUT OF THE CHAMBER SEN. SCHATZ: "I object" *Runs away* KENNEDY, stunned: "He objected and LEFT THE CHAMBER. Is he COMING BACK?" "Wait, I mean, is he ill?!" "What should I do, should I give him more time?" He wants to BLOCK TSA pay and won't face the American people. Shameful!

There is a GAPING HOLE in national weekend news. GAPING.

@gotrice2024 The guy filming sounds like a complete douche and the fact that this is a highlight of his entire existence says a lot

This gentleman went to get a quick bite to eat, he ordered his sandwich the way he wanted it and when the employee rung him up, he tried to give the cash. The employee became annoyed and told him that due to a system problem, they couldn’t take cash and told him he would be throwing his sandwich away. The gentleman even said that since it was an issue on their end could he just get the sandwich for free since it’s not his fault they couldn’t accept cash and the employee became even more annoyed and said no. I have a feeling the employee was annoyed because he knew it was his fault he didn’t let the customer know beforehand what was going on, shouldn’t the employee just let him have the sandwich though?

@JDBieberDumps LA? Not even in LA County

Justin Bieber spotted at Laguna Beach in Los Angeles, California (March 22, 2019)

@F0ODHub Pepperoncinis

What would make this even better?

@orderflowlogics @Osint613 That’s why we’re still trying to take them down? Underestimating them is what got us in this situation

@Osint613 Let’s go… The IRGC has had zero military battle practice in the past 30 years, only confrontation they’ve had is against unarmed Iranian civilians.

BREAKING 🔴 Israeli ambassador to Washington: “I believe we need ground forces, but they should be Iranian, and I believe they are coming.”

well fuck her too

flag football joe

@DoctorLemma Hopefully he’s happy. That’s really all that matters

11 years ago, a 16-year-old kid was bagging groceries at a supermarket when a customer took his photo without him knowing and posted it online. Alex Lee started his shift on 2 November 2014 with 144 Twitter followers. By the time his mum picked him up from work that evening, he had 100,000. By the next morning, 300,000. His phone number was leaked and the notifications crashed it completely. Within days, #AlexFromTarget was the number one trending topic on the platform. Girls showed up at his store in groups. A man offered his co-workers a hundred dollars to find out where he was. His manager moved him to the stockroom to finish his shift. His family’s personal and financial records were leaked online. His girlfriend, who he’d met in chemistry class two weeks earlier, started receiving threats from strangers. He appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, was flown across the country for appearances, and eventually had to leave school because of it all. The day he turned 18 he moved cities to try to build a career in social media. He hated it. One manager took control of his accounts. Another allegedly stole over $30,000 from him. He fired them both and quit the internet entirely. He’s 27 now. Lives with his girlfriend, loads trucks at a delivery depot in the mornings, and has no public social media presence. In 2024 he said the job pays less but he’s a lot happier. “I never wanted to be ‘Alex from Target.’ Absolutely not.”

@High_1Q @DoctorLemma Not everybody wants what you want, just like you don’t want what everyone else wants

@DoctorLemma Literally are there people who hate being famous??? And earning a lot?

@katieporterca @TeamKatiePorter

I’m not just running to be California’s first woman governor. I’m fighting for things that the other candidates in this race haven’t even mentioned—from passing free universal childcare to abolishing ICE and protecting immigrant families.

@JacksonCollier Nahmsayn

I had never heard Tyler Nickel speak before. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this!

@Todd_Spence DO YOU KNOW WHAT PASTIES ARE???

I really gotta watch more QVC 💀

@javarraras @SportsNetLA Yeah!

@SportsNetLA Glad he's our catcher, but I've noticed he begins EVERY answer he gives with the same word😂

“I feel good, swing’s in a good spot, body’s in a good spot… I’m ready to go.” 💪⚾ Will Smith on returning from the WBC and gearing up for Opening Day. #DodgersST 🌵

@AOC I can’t believe I’m reposting AOC, but here we are. I couldn’t agree more!!!

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

Let’s do an earthquake

@morgfair Not in my name, but I’ve received previous tenants’ ballots

Funny… I’ve lived in California since 1977, and I have NEVER received more than one ballot. Any other Californians out there? More than one ballot??