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@Ihunanya_chi The posture of your heart, is more important than the posture of the Body
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When you leave Christianity for a religion filled with a long list of dos and don’ts, this is what it can feel like: 👇
First, before you even say “hello” to God, you now need a full washing tutorial, specific body parts, specific order… no skipping steps o
Then comes posture training. Stand like this, bow like that, bend like this… even your hands must be well positioned
You’ll also need to face a specific direction to pray, so yes, direction matters now
Oh, and you might need to learn a whole new language just to pray and, apparently, score extra spiritual points. Imagine needing to learn a new language to talk to God
Small things can cancel your prayer too… like one tiny fart, boom, everything reset. Back to square one!
Use the bathroom while praying? You may need to start the whole process again. Back to square one.
Also, certain places are off-limits, you can’t talk to God in the bathroom, or even when you’re not properly dressed.
Even someone walking in front of you, i mean a woman, can invalidate your prayer. You’ll just be there like, “Wait, I have to start again?”
Pouring out your heart to God freely becomes harder because prayer follows a set pattern, you stick to the format.
And that close “Father-child” relationship you had In Christianity? Cancelled ❌Hmm… now it gonna feel more like Master and slave. Different vibe entirely
Also, once you’re in, leaving isn’t exactly simple, it’s more like a lifetime commitment with serious pressure to stay.
Finally, welcome to the long list of do’s and don’ts religion. Miss one step, and panic mode activated.
Meanwhile, in Christianity… you can literally talk to God anywhere, anytime, like a Father. No manual needed 😌
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