Luke davis

My favourite thing about the darts is the fact that if you throw 3 perfect darts, you have to throw 6 more perfect ones or else some fella dressed as a banana is gonna boo you and call you shite. Sport of kings.

Working before the world's. What a joy 🤣🤣🤣

You’re a real gangsta if you can cut onion without crying

@fesshole Sounds like a lot of people in these comments think tradies only ever have one job on at a time and you want them to drop absolutely everything for your job

Builder here. If you phone me up and say you'll be project manager on the job, you've instantly lost most builders. You know nothing about it, but have randomly decided you're going to interfere and tell us how to do said job.

You just had to be there man

@_antfrost Had they been working class they also would’ve been done for the murder by now.

10 year old wants to gamble? Illegal 10 year old wants to smoke? Illegal 10 year old wants a tattoo? Illegal 10 year old wants alcohol? Illegal 10 year old wants gender castration and mutilation? “Stunning and brave”

Fucking muppets. Complete joke

@Russ_Kent22 @jamjamjoe321 @KRichardsonMMA @SouthlandPost I’ll try simplify it for you. I steal a 100$ note. I pick up 70$ of groceries. I pay using a 100$ bill (I now have no money in my hand). You give me 70$ of goods (I have 70$ now). Out of the 100$ note I gave you give me 30$. 30$ plus 70$ (of goods) = 100$

Nobody is going to get this one right...

@Russ_Kent22 @jamjamjoe321 @KRichardsonMMA @SouthlandPost Can’t argue with your stupidity 🤷‍♂️. The answer is still 100$

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@beardmeatsfood @sarah_atkin @NoContextBrits Where is ?

@sarah_atkin @NoContextBrits Yes ma’am

@Callux 🤷‍♂️

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My dog follows me to the bathroom when I go to the toilet. After I wipe, sometimes I let him sniff the tissue before it goes in the bowl. It's my way of saying thank you for the company. He always gives a little wag when I do.

Days into the tournament, Saudi Arabia pulled off one of the World Cup's biggest ever shocks when they humbled Lionel Messi's Argentina 2-1. As pints of mint tea rained down at Boxpark Riyadh, things went up a notch in the countryside...

@BigLez67 Shadow box and look the sun in the eye les. Show who’s boss

on doors. weather takin piss. mockin me. wants is to have a pint. gaffa wants is to protect the store. dilemma. been dippin in an out to car for crate in back. hot enough to make a cuppa tea with. better than nowt. gaffa asks why i keep leaving post. said am on trolley duty. mug.

@ladbible Micky Flanagan

Who's the greatest British stand up comedian of all time?

@NoContextBrits Stellaaaaaa

Describe the UK in one word.