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I'm gonna die on this hill: Chronic absenteeism will improve if schools normalized staying home while contagious instead of rewarding perfect attendance

Graham Platner: “Paying union workers a good wage to build our schools and our roads and our energy grids is the best possible way we could spend our money. Certainly better than giving tax breaks to billionaires or blowing up girls’ schools in Iran”

@how_do_i_pdf Allegedly.

It’s fuckin wild that Charlie Kirk had sex with that woman like can you imagine

@emeriticus @ScottJenningsKY He never EVER looks Adam in the eye. Ever.

Grown man Scott Jennings nearly brought to tears by a Gen Z pundit who calmly explains to him why he’s a charlatan by simply citing his own record. Really incredible to watch because @ScottJenningsKY is one of the most loathsome people in media.

Am I the only person on Earth who has zero desire to ever see any savanah banana performance? I dont understand the appeal.

@metroadlib I could have written this entire thread myself. I thought I was the only one who had shit like this happen to. Everything and everyone is like this now. Its exhausting just trying to life.

I do not understand what the fuck is wrong with everyone. I don't know why everyone is so goddamned stupid. I fill an Rx at CVS and they break their neck calling me, leaving messages and texts, telling me I can pick up my script after 11 pm. I go at 7....it's not filled.

@FrostoRoberto @highbrow_nobrow Came here for this comment!!!

@highbrow_nobrow The “alternative facts” version!

Dr. Oz: “One nice thing about this administration is you might not like us, but you're gonna get our version of the truth.”(2026)

You can be soooooo popular at your workplace, but trust me, if you're laid off today, no one from work will call you after 1 week. Avoid gossip. Don't brag. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.

@TheRickWilson Hey Rick! Remember when MAGAS were calling for People to be fired if they said something mean about Charlie Kirk?

Robert Mueller was a hero who served this nation with honor for his entire life. When you die, Americans, and people around the world, will dance in the streets for weeks because you’re a low, degenerate, criminal fraud who left a full stain on the Presidency.

@TheRickWilson Over to @PamBondi for comment...

It seems bad

@spectatorindex Paging @PamBondi ......

BREAKING: $1 trillion in value has been wiped out from US stock-market today

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

@AdamKinzinger Are we sure Kash isn't shotgunning beers in another locker room?

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

Remember when they said politics didn't belong in sports and then Kash Patel went in the locker room and shotgunned beers and called President Biff....

President Biff &his minions: politics doesn't belong in sports shut up and dribble Colin Kaperinick ruined the NFL Kash Patel: hold my beer while I shotgun it & live out my hs athlete fantasy bc I was just a dorkasaurus in the stands. Paid for by the taxpayers. #usamenshockey

@Sec_Noem @TSA @DHSgov Do everyone a favor and get your little blankie and put it over your face.

Democrat members of Congress are getting paid, but they’re withholding @TSA workers pay checks. Democrats in Congress have chosen to not fund @DHSgov, which means that all of our TSA workers who showed up today are not getting paid. The men and women of TSA work hard to make sure you and your loved ones can fly safely. This political theater is only making it hard on them and their families. If you see a TSA officer today, thank them!

@OfTheBraveUSA @AGPamBondi needs to take a pto day from her pedophile protector job and have her roots done.

One year ago today, Pam Bondi said that she had the Epstein files "sitting on my desk right now to review.”

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump @gtconway3d GEORGE CONWAY PLAYS HOCKEY?!?!? HE HAD MY VOTE FOR PRESIDENT EVEN BEFORE I KNEW THIS! #CONWAY2028

@realDonaldTrump will HATE this ad when he sees it during the Olympic hockey final. Let’s win gold. And then win back our country. LFG USA 🏅🔥🇺🇲