Lewis Murphy

@O2 picked up this PAYG SIM in a supermarket yesterday.. topped up with £15, to then find out it's only given £10 credit and 8GB of data not 24GB as advertised. Picked this up and activated purely for the 24GB of data. Poor from yous.

@rickygervais Hey mucka! Trying to get some for Cardiff but it says it needs a offer code. Can you help please legend?

On sale tomorrow. Pay no attention to click bait articles saying it’s the most offensive yet & will undermine the moral fabric of society. It’s my usual blend of fun, nonsense and true stories. Millions of people buy tickets and none of them cry & ask for their money back.

79' Origi scores, Liverpool now ahead on aggregate 🔵🔴 #LFCBarça (4-0, agg 4-3)

Head count for this shambolic excuse of a Parade please? 🤣 #arsenal #premierleague

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way. He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

….. fuck

@LFCTransferRoom The most ill fitting long sleeve I've ever seen 🤢

Rate that new home kit 1-10.

[🟢] NEW: Arsenals peak viewership during the title lift is the lowest it’s ever been in the last 2 decades. Today peaked at 231,455 live viewers, compared to Liverpools 6 million live viewers. 😳 (@SkySportPL)

Congratulations to Arsenal for finally winning the league after two decades, a billion pound spent, multiple incorrect refereeing decisions, cheating, time wasting, demoralising football, dirty tactics. You sold your soul and identity for it, but enjoy it nevertheless

@LFCTransferRoom @LFC Enrique, Klopp, Enrique

Give us your top 3 managerial options of @LFC start looking for an Arne Slot replacment:

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

Gakpo has such low football iq. Ignored Ngumoah on the overlap (like he ignores Robbo or Kerkez) then stops Salah's pass to Ngumoah. Just dumb awareness.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Gakpoo does not know how to play football. Cunt wants it all to be him selfish wanker. Takes the ball from Rio every time and Rio 10x the player Gakpoo is. Get him gone in the summer. #LFC

Training session for City. Get him gone.

Wirtz 2x Assists 2x Goals, he always performs for Germany. Slot is the problem

Neither of those teams are beating Italy anyway

Traveller men test driving a car that pakistani men are selling 😂

Jamie O'Hara stormed out of The Sports Bar again after Spurs' loss to Atletico Madrid! 😳

Rio Ngumoha might've done more in one half of football than Salah and Gakpo in 2026.