LOL

@Peston You didn’t say “Wotcha” tonight! It’s my favorite bit #disapointed #wotcha

Starmer: 'There's no magic wand to fix all the country's problems' itv.com/news/2024-06-1…

@TfL The central line. Are you having a laugh? No one else is #centralline #tflareuseless #centrallineiscrap

@virginmedia @virginmedia after several attempts finally managed to cancel the account after being on a live chat for over 2HOURS! Virgin media still wanting to charge me £574 for service it hasn’t provided! #virginmedia #virginmediaiscrap

@LOLofLB Hi there. Sorry to hear of the install cancelling. Please call our Pre-Install team on 0800 052 1734 and they can advise further. ^John

@virginmedia @virginmedia worst customer service I’ve ever had. Installation canceled for no reason, haven’t contacted me since, impossible to cancel or contact. Now getting threatening Emails for not paying for service I haven’t received. #virginmediaiscrap

@virginmedia No. I’ve ways enough time with virgin media, impossible to contact anyone. No longer want any dealings with you other than having my payments reimbursed #virginmedia #virginmediaiscrap

@SkyBroadband ?

@MIKEZEROH1 Ghastly

In ONE word describe your thoughts on the LAST JEDI.

@alexburghart @RideLondon so Ride London is going ahead again in spite of it having so little local support. Are you having a LOL Alex?

@alexburghart will the 100s of huge potholes in the local area be filled in before @RideLondon ? Or are you relying on @rodstewart to do it for you? @essex_CC

Great laffs at the PM awards. #pmsocietyawards

@British_Airways Me: I’m not a magician. Her: not letting you on until you make that bag smaller. Me: dumbfounded as I a am sure she didn’t know the exact dimensions of my bag vs the overhead storage, move to back of queue and remove one bottle. Her: ok you can board. LOL!?

@British_Airways BA person at gate: you need to make that bag smaller. Me: I put all my duty free the airport bombarded me with in there rather than use a plastic bag. Her: you need to make that bag smaller. Me: I’m not a magician. Her: not letting you till it’s smaller

@British_Airways Oh yeah the pandemic - that’s also why you chucked loads of your staff onto new contracts - then sacked them?

@LOLofLB Hi, there. There are not two stops on the flight to Venice. The flight used to operate from London Gatwick, but the flights were moved to Heathrow during the pandemic for operational reasons. Neil

We have extended our flexible booking policies – so if you’re due to travel before 31 August 2022, you can change your booking without any change fees, or request a voucher which can be used for travel at any time up until 30 September 2023

@British_Airways Shame it’s as clear as swamp mud on your app - fingers crossed you don’t consolidate and cancel this flight like my 3 last bookings….

@British_Airways BA what does this mean? Just not very clear - come on sort out your act! Says 1 stop now too!???

For more details, please visit: britishairways.com/en-gb/informat…

@rickygervais Congratulations for Finding Derek too

A genuine Thank You to everyone who voted for #AfterLife to win Best Comedy at The National TV Awards. Particularly all the dogs & cats. I love you all ❤️ I’m drunk. Cheers!

Welcome to the BA jungle #britishairways

Welcome back to the Covid capital of the (ex) Eu! Just need someone to say ‘stay 2m apart’ now

@coldplay And it was all yellow. NO!!!!! #coldplay #chrismartin #yellow #laffbag

4-5 h late and crammed in like sardines. KLM - worse airline ever experienced #KLM #airlines