Kevin Long

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for. To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️ All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞 Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

@bbcnewcastle @decclark @JoshieHaigh

MC Tazo's suit? Measured. ✅ "Make some noise, we're going to Wembley!" 🎶🖤🤍 #NUFC

@UtilitaFootball @EFL Newcastle

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@RadioGenoa @decclark @JoshieHaigh

Doctor or engineer?

@BGatesIsaPyscho @DavidJamesWatts

The Olympics has been turned into a complete Worldwide Laughing Stock Everything Woke turns to sh*t

@WestHam_Central @decclark

This may be the greatest thing I have ever watched in my life.

@AitorSilva98 @decclark

Imagina no ir con Escocia.

@The_Forty_Four @decclark

NOT ON LIVE TV🤣🤣🤣🤣 Watch until the end😂😂😂

@Common_SensePod @Joey7Barton @decclark @JoshieHaigh

At least @Joey7Barton can admit when he’s wrong…

@Joey7Barton @decclark

How can we not call this out for what it is? Women who are under qualified, under prepared and over opinionated. It’s ruining the experience for millions of Football addicts.l, like myself. 👍🥷

@VideosIrish @JoshieHaigh @decclark

@UpshotTowers @decclark

There aren’t many footballers like Joey Barton. The Nietzsche-quoting midfielder is an absolute nutjob. But even by his standards, the 2005 Man City pre-season tour was truly unhinged. The squad were in Thailand, and new manager Stuart Pearce promised them a night out in Bangkok after a friendly. With the drink flowing freely, Barton – a self-described “angry, articulate drunk” – encountered some Everton fans in the hotel bar. A 15-year-old fan started slagging off one of Barton’s teammates, and in Joey's words: “I could feel the mist start to descend.” The kid wound Barton up even further by kicking him in the shin, leading Joey to smack the boy across the face. Club captain Richard Dunne noticed the fracas and demanded Barton “Fucking get over there now and apologise”. When he refused, Dunne pinned Barton to the wall with his hand around the midfielder’s throat… Barton recalled, “He was bigger than me and stronger than me, so wrestling was out of the question.” So Barton went back to basics, and sunk his teeth into Dunne’s hand like a rabies-ridden mongrel. The captain – who himself had been drinking all evening – stepped back, his fist now pouring with blood. But before he had chance to exact retribution, Barton rugby tackled him, sending him crashing through a glass coffee table. As Dunne dusted off the broken glass, Barton decided to finish things off and grabbed a pint glass to smash on his captain’s head. But goalkeeping coach Tim Flowers intervened before Barton could carry out his plan. Dunne escaped unscathed, and was marched off to a secure area. That was until rage got the better of him, and he booted a plant pot. He broke his foot and was sidelined for three months. As for Barton, he was bundled onto the first plane home, given a hefty fine and ordered to complete an anger management course. Considering he later hospitalised teammate Osumane Dabo, elbowed Carlos Tevez, headbutted Vincent Kompany, and branded Thiago Silva an “overweight ladyboy”, it’s fair to say the course was a roaring success…

Congratulations to @liamfoster97 from @blyth_golf @negolfer who shot 41pts to qualify in the Hole in One Club National Playoff Finals at @sillothgolfclub. Well Done Liam remember it all starts with just 1 shot. Pack your bags your off to TPC Sawgrass #hioclub

@tmacgregor_ @equinties Ooh dear ooh dear

@equinties @LONGY87 imagine having this bad lad on to win 😜😂😂

I can’t stop watching this.

@decclark @MundialMag @JoshieHaigh @tmacgregor_ Tekkers!!!

Wait for it…

@sportbible @decclark

Ex-Premier League star Greg Halford has thrown all of the belongings of his “cheating ex” out of the window… 😳

@HelloFreshUK so nobody explains about automatic renewals for meals you don’t even want when you sign up, takes your money without authorisation, shocking customer service….JUST A MASSIVE SCAM

@decclark Never in doubt

@WestwoodLee You wouldn’t see @captainnash wearing mittens

Mittens really are a game changer🥶