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the twitter bird may be gone but we’ll always have our state bird 🖕

King of Spain at the final day of Wimbledon. This looks great. Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water. NOT red bull, NOT iced coffee, NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok, W👏A👏T👏E👏R

Multi-billionaires silencing pro-democratic forces in foreign countries for the sake of their market access should remind us that oligarchy and true democracy cannot co-exist. I worry that by the time people realise they have to choose one or the other, it’ll be far too late.

@NickTheater pretty please, please bring The Starling Girl

Victory Week is coming to @fortjackson! Celebrating the military base's 106th birthday, Fort Jackson will kick off events the week of June 5. Click below to vew the list of events scheduled for Victory Week. 📌 buff.ly/436PWtB

We're excited to announce that our new mural at St. Lawrence Place is complete! Thank you to the incredibly talented Ija Charles (@ija_monet) and the Leadership Columbia Class of 23’ for bringing this beautiful masterpiece to life.

WIS’s Judi Gatson spoke during the event. wistv.com/2023/04/21/col…

Veterans Affairs holds a dedication ceremony for the newest Fisher House on Garner’s Ferry Road. The Fisher House Foundation builds comfortable homes for Veterans and their families, allowing them to stay free of charge while a loved one is in the hospital. @abc_columbia

2018: Why do we need all these rules for banks and trains? 2023: Oh

No matter what state you leave in, commit now to never use Walgreens again. They have said they will not dispense abortion and miscarriage medicine even where it’s legal if Republican AGs and anti-abortion activists object. Mifepristone is a safe, legal medicine used for decades.

People will say John Fetterman isn’t healthy enough for office as if Mitch McConnel isn’t still powered up because of fiber supplements and the little elves that mechanically pump his heart

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.

If Black kids are old enough to experience racism, white kids are old enough to read about it.

The craziest thing about the Chinese spy balloon is that Republicans want you to forget that they’re coming for your books, your history lessons, your teachers, your right to bodily autonomy, the pronouns you use, the words you say, your Medicaid, Medicare & your Social Security.

Someone who has questioned whether or not a plane actually hit the Pentagon on 9/11 and said the Parkland shooting was a “false flag” is sitting on the Homeland Security Committee, so I don’t wanna hear shit about Ilhan Omar.

DeSantis banning AP African American Studies is a reminder of that old quote -- White privilege is when your history is the curriculum and every other history is an elective.

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it