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@_xaibii Bang steph

You just woke up and found yourself as Triple H. What's the first thing you would do?

@r3tarddownunder How are they affording houses?

This is an auction in Australia without any Australians at the auction. Retarded.

@JacintaAllanMP Always reactive, not proactive.

Fuel excise halved. Free PT for a month. Labor is making strong decisions to help Victorians right now.

@KatyKray73 He couldn't even admit that he tripped off a stage.

"Pauline Hanson appeals to our darkest forces." Just days later, he denied ever saying it on Karl Stefanovic’s show. Never trust someone who blatantly lies about something so easily proven wrong. If you say it, own it or look like a fool. Proud to be a supporter of the ‘dark forces’. 🧡🤦🏻‍♀️😂

@AlboMP And even when halved we're still paying the most in the world due to us being taxed out the ass.

We're halving the fuel tax for three months to save you money when you fill up. Conflict overseas is pushing up prices at home. And we know Australians are feeling the pressure.

@JacintaAllanMP Is free your favourite buzzword? You know that TAX PAYER FUNDS AREN'T FREE RIGHT?

As Premier, I’m determined to do everything within my control to help Victorians deal with rising fuel prices.

@4thAnon @DefundTheABC To be fair it looks like Melbourne.

@DefundTheABC That’s not Melbourne you dumb cunt.

Meanwhile in Melbourne.

@JacintaAllanMP Why not disband useless services that waste petrol like uber eats/doordash ect... people can cook their own shit.

We’re making public transport free for a month to take pressure off the pump. It won’t solve every problem, but it is an immediate step I can take to help Victorians right now.

@JacintaAllanMP So more debt for the tax payer. Fuck you're useless.

@WWE @SamiZayn @_trickwilliams @RealNickAldis So fuck melo then? We're going to support the paly simp are we?

MATCH EARNED! @SamiZayn will face @_trickwilliams at WrestleMania!! 🔥 @RealNickAldis

@AlboMP Why dont you investigate the 15 billion missing in victoria thanks to your labor state go government?

We're setting up new powers to keep fuel flowing for Australians.

@JacintaAllanMP Where is the 15 billion jacinta?

We’re banning rental apps from charging you a fee to apply for a place or pay your rent.

@JacintaAllanMP Be honest. You're introducing a WFH tax/levy aren't you?

Three hours in the car every day. The cost of petrol hurting the weekly budget. Less time with family. This is a story a Victorian parent told us through our work from home survey. And it's why we're protecting your right to work from home two days a week in law from September 1.

@rn_lilydale Have you been to any major city? Already looks like this.

Aussies!!!! It could be worse….this could be us!!! 😂🤣😂😂👇👇👇👇👇👇

@brobson_politic If waste collection stops i urge everyone to deliver their rubbish straight to the front door of your local council office. We fucking pay rates. It's their job to collect the rubbish. I highly doubt they'll lower the price on rates.

This is turning into an utter cluster fuck. If waste collection stops we could likely see: - A rise in illness (e.g. Salmonella, Typhus, Dysentery, Cholera, Gastro', etc.) - A rise in pests (e.g. flies, rats, mice, cockroaches, mosquitoes, etc.) I will WILL NOT allow pest attracting rubbish to accumulate around my family - I will do home incineration (I'd much rather wear a council fine than family illness), and I encourage others to do this too (if rubbish services stop). Protect your family and your community ... and tell any local council worker, having a whinge, to go fuck themselves.

@KatyKray73 But albo said that there is the same amount of fuel as 3 weeks ago

UNCOVERED: Australian govt once considered a $40 fuel cap + 16L purchase limit to "save petrol". Absolute madness. What's stopping people from just driving to the next servo and filling up again? 😂 Total clown show. 🤡🤡

@Ryandally08 Why is it always immigrants?

#BREAKING A Somalian mum of 7 has been jailed for running a fraudulent NDIS daycare centre that netted her $800k of Australian taxpayer money Her recently arrived immigrant boyfriend was also jailed for his part in the fraud This echoes the daycare scandal unfolding in the US.

@AlboMP But you said there wasn't a shortage?

We've just introduced laws to crack down on petrol price gouging with huge fines.

@JacintaAllanMP It's not fucking free if tax pays for it.

We're launching the Midday Power Saver. Three hours of free power in the middle of the day for Victorian households.

@AlboMP But didn't you say that there was the same amount of fuel in this country now as two weeks ago? Why would you lie?

Our Fuel Supply Taskforce is up and running. Coordinator Anthea Harris is already monitoring supply and demand, and working with states and territories. We’ll keep working to keep fuel moving where it’s needed most. So we can act early and stay prepared.