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Who else journeys to Mallworld in the middle of the night? Who has ever dared to escape?

@KirbyHotTakes I guess that's it.

Anybody else extremely nervous for Uncle Howdy and The Wyatt Sicks? ‼️ I hope we see them tonight, but I have a feeling it’ll be a few weeks before they get screen time again…. And what’s next? I’m so curious to see where they go from here #UncleHowdy

@CarnelliWriting @Sierra_rak This is giving unemployed.

@Sierra_rak Why do people always say they "gave" years of their lives to their employers? They didn't "give" anything, they were paid for their time.

What actually happened A Burger King worker in Canada (Vancouver) who had worked there for about 24 years was fired after taking a small meal home at the end of her shift. She took a fish sandwich, fries, and a drink She had asked her manager if she could take food home because she forgot her wallet There was a miscommunication about what she was allowed to take The company treated it as “theft” and fired her.

@GamewithDave XIII is one of the my favorite games of all time. Absolutely love it. Still X. Aside from the unskippable cutscenes and annoying cloisters, that game is truly special.n

Final Fantasy X vs Final Fantasy XIII Story. Combat. World. Only one wins. Which is it?

@reddit_lies Is it me or is the pendulum swinging a bit even on Reddit? Seems like a few years ago, OP would have been like -1283 and the response would have been +2847

@SYACVG It's funny to see this and remember when I my son, who was three at the time, started playing Yoshi's Crafted World. On the first level, with the train going around, I'm sitting there thinking, "this is nice, he's enjoying this, but I bet he's the only actual kid playing it."

You can't die or get hurt in Yoshi and the Mysterious Book and there's no timer.

@HazelAppleyard The guys that want to tell the world about "braindead buttrocker incel chud behavior" are eventually the guys that get laughed at for stuff like this.

Your fiancée is banging other guys while you play Dungeons and Dragons. Of course they're laughing at you.

@KILLTOPARTY It depends on the source. Its an insult coming from a girl who definitely had her fun and didn't make other guys wait for anything, only to later want to settle down and lay down all sorts of tests to find the right one. "Husband material" in that sense means "settled for".

Serious question: is “husband material” a secret insult?

@Dexerto Why do I get the feeling that she's gonna make him really start missing those cards soon?

A groom to be has sold his childhood Pokémon collection to pay for his dream wedding Andrew Braund sold three Charizard cards for $41,000 and says he "almost had a panic attack" learning their value

@Babygravy9 I read that book last year. Insanely depressing in it's realism, but beautifully worded and written. Imhopemit Streisand Effect's it's way into the hearts and minds of those already ready, as well as those who aren't (but could be).

Amazing commentary on The Camp of the Saints from Reddit.

@Dexerto Unc status here. I've smoked maybe ten cigarettes my entire life. Trust me when I tell you that even the healthiest and anti-cigarette of you young ones are gonna get extremely nostalgic one day when you go to an airport or random place somewhere and smell that ancient smell.

The UK government has agreed to ban people born after 1 January 2009 from buying cigarettes

@Anna_DEMK @klara_sjo Fresh spaces, clean spaces, smiling faces, unmistakably fascist. 😊

@klara_sjo And now also this. They really want people to be dirty, illiterate, and as dysfunctional as possible.

This is a real thing that a real person said.

@klara_sjo Yes. That's okay. I want to unfairly disadvantage others so that my son may become king. May he be met by others seeking the same goal.

@bjschnmkr77 I didn't even look at the image and I still knew what your words were gonna imply. 😂 Short answer: yes.

@klara_sjo I bet if you....

@realcookiedon15 Yoshi was always the realest one for this

@maryarchived Yoshi would like to have a word

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@telteubby66437 I can't like this tweet enough. That really is her logic here, isn't it? 😂 Unbelievable.

@maryarchived Are you fucking retarded? So when a fireman saves a kid from a burning building, it's because he's a predator? Or if men fund an orphange or children's hospital it's because they don't care about the innocent young of their kin? What the fuck is wrong with you?

@HaruhiAisaka Boom. Perfect scripture to counter the retardation. Ws in the chat for Jesus.

@maryarchived “But when Jesus saw this, he was indignant and said to them, “Let the little children come to me; do not stop them; for it is to such as these that the kingdom of God belongs. … And he took them up in his arms, laid his hands on them, and blessed them.” Mark 10:14-16 L take.

@maryarchived Meanwhile, I literally just helped a little kid the other day when he was walking to school. Little dude needed to cross a road, yet cars were still coming even though they were supposed to stop. Didn't say a word. Just got cars to stop. Ten seconds later, on our separate ways.

@N0Appreciation Yeah, it's pretty disappointing. I thought she was more nuanced and high IQ than this.

@maryarchived you think men don't have protective instincts for children that are not their own? That's brain dead woman logic.

@maryarchived The one time I had a male babysitter, he ordered a pizza and we talked about video games. It was awesome. Much better than the usual girl that my mom hired. That tyrant hated us.

to those denying biology here - would you hire a male babysitter? you meet your kid’s kindergarten teacher and it’s a dude, how do you feel about that? what do women have that men don’t? … are we beginning to understand each other now? men aren’t women. none of this is a knock against men, it’s just true.

@thefogjones Exactly. It would diminish and cheapen the endorsement that was given to Oba last night. Brock was already on his way out, saw a generation talent that was leagues ahead of the other chosen ones, and called an audible. It serves no one to undo any of that.

Not in any way, shape or form. Lesnar lost to Oba in a dominant fashion, went out the traditional way of removing gear and leaving in the ring. Had a moment with the crowd after Oba, who just won, left the ring. He embraced Heyman and the crowd. He cried visibly multiple times. This was a powerful and dedicated retirement moment. To undo that would be strange and honestly, would tarnish what Lesnar and Oba did with this feud.