La Flâneuse

Have a Carroty Friday!

@Yah_Reed Me neither. It's rank hypocrisy. The NHS need funding, equipment and staff. Not empty gestures when they are putting their lives on the line.

@snigskitchen @drphiliplee1 Hasn't Philip been poorly? He is contributing much more to society than Vance ever will, and putting himself in harms way whilst doing it. This young man is more representative of the UK than Vance will ever be.

Twitter friends, please follow/support @drphiliplee1, being targeted for racism by David Vance. Philip is a lovely person, and he's an NHS doctor, risking his life on the front line. David struggles with recognising irony, tweeting anti-Chinese hate from his Chinese made iPhone.

@Tim_McNulty Good man.

@Tim_McNulty It's a good job I didn't keep up with programming or there would be some seriously fucked up code out there...

@Tim_McNulty "wanna tell you a story About a woman I know When it comes to livin' She steals the show... A whole lotta woman... Whole lotta Widdecombe..." Please feel free to barf at the image...

@bodhibrian @Rashidhussain69 @DominicRaab @nadhimzahawi @NHSuk @Virgin @ukinchina Global Research is about as credible a source of information as The Daily Mail: rationalwiki.org/wiki/Globalres…

Today we received 300 ventilators purchased from China, for @NHSuk hospitals. Thousands more due in the coming weeks. Large shipment of masks & protective equipment has also arrived, flown from Shanghai by @virgin. Thanks @ukinchina for helping deliver these life-saving supplies.

@phxgypsy @thehill Disabled and elderly people need to be responsible for themselves? Jesus H Christ, have you heard yourself??

@thehill People need to learn to be responsible for themselves. No more being a victim

Rep. Donna Shalala: "The President doesn't seem to have the sensitivity to the most vulnerable people."

@515mm @flicksta Lost my mum in January to pneumonia. She had vascular dementia so wasn't aware of anything towards the end. It's us that are left who are devastated, for them, thank god, they're comfortable and unaware. Take care mate 👍

Slowly getting my arse annexed by Miss Morrigan.

Ewe Tube 😂😂😂

@Tim_McNulty "Can't cure my Can't cure my No you can't cure my Coronaface.."

@MagnusBarnes @I_Am_Victim @Godfrey28482926 @jayrayner1 I'm surprised he didn't manage to crowbar "woke", in to his response.

I'm not going to RT what Toby Young has said, because it just draws attention. But I will say I'm pleased I disowned him when I did because, really, it saved an awful lot of time.

Betty Boo enjoying the weighted blanket. Hope it helps with my anxiety, had a horrible panic episode last night.

@schadetin @nigelharden @RedPillQ17 @rachelmegan12 @bedrohungsjager @GrrrlZilla @WSAV I can understand the need for escapism at this time, but seriously, stay off the crack pipe.

@LaFlaneuse2013 @nigelharden @RedPillQ17 @rachelmegan12 @bedrohungsjager @GrrrlZilla @WSAV Isn't it funny white isn't even a color anymore? I better go buy some paper of no color to my printer. And can you imagine the rage and shouting buy blacks and browns if it was white rice, sugar and flour that was more nutricious? The amount or marches on the streets. LOL!

Check out this jerk smacking a @WSAV reporter's ass live on air. And sorry, that's my kiddo making horribly timed weird noises in the background.

@schadetin @nigelharden @RedPillQ17 @rachelmegan12 @bedrohungsjager @GrrrlZilla @WSAV Mate. No one cares about your illiterate racist ramblings.

@LaFlaneuse2013 @nigelharden @RedPillQ17 @rachelmegan12 @bedrohungsjager @GrrrlZilla @WSAV It's not maid up, black welfair "refugees" have 17 times higher rate in brutal crime (rape , manslaughter, murder). Funny how violence always follow black people? How about Los Angeles in 1991? But I guess if the rapist or killer is a person of color it's totally alright.

"Do you mind, I'm trying to work from home today!" Emryss is on his office.

@ElCoso8 @LauraHonour1 @carljeffie Not even a buck-naked Ewan McGregor could rescue that pile of turgid nonsense.

Enough of the best films: what is the worst film you’ve ever seen? Mine is Peter’s Friends.

@TeeNoodles @dontbrexitfixit Something which only exists in the fevered brain of Hatey Hopkins?

Like two cheeks of the same fustulent snotgoblin's arse. Here they are, talking down Britain.

@snigskitchen "I HAVE ALL THE TESTS, PRECIOUSSSSS..."

This is the best Dominic Goings tweet there is. Sound on. Watch the brave architect of the "herd immunity" policy leg it like a bat out of hell. Dominic Cummings? Dominic's gone. Gone, baby, gone.