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@MichelleMone @DHSCgovuk Give back the money you grasper.

A senior civil servant offered to make the NCA investigation into us go away if we paid the government a sum of money. We have a recording of this on tape. Shall we name the senior civil servant involved? @DHSCgovuk

@515mm @gouldina If I’m alone with a vat of bread sauce I am all good.

@515mm @gouldina I will die on Bread Sauce Hill.

@gouldina Bread Sauce is the greatest sauce.

@NoBallsTCP “Joey Barton craves attention”?

Ps we’re off to the darts. What shall we put on our sign ✍️

@TDieppe Forgive them.

Both these women have children from prior marriages to men. They have deserted their husbands and children for a same-sex relationship. This is not something the church should bless. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/1…

@MogsyMorg How is this the same bloke that provided such a great response in the aftermath of 9/11. His book on leadership is excellent but he’s lost his mind.

@jonnarbett @515mm @Kavey @mark_m_owen As it was six of us and eight bottles’ worth it was slightly over an hour.

@jonnarbett @515mm @Kavey @mark_m_owen It took us a while to get through this recently

@newheightshow #lebronstat

@ThebestFigen Bad acting

@Muzzwald @NadineDorries WHERE’S MY PEERAGE!!!

The faceless shadowy figures who operate behind the Tory party and Government scenes otherwise reported by client journalists as ‘the party bosses’ are outed in THE PLOT.

@Groomy971 @GPeacock8 Played close to the top, won the second highest league, got relegated at least twice and never played for England. So as long as he sticks to those domains he’s all good. Obviously I’m sure he turned down offering commentary on anything he wasn’t immediately experienced in.

@flicksta @GPeacock8 Played at the very top of the English game mate can’t get any higher.

@ivanplis @BenZeisloft “IT’S A MIRACLE - PRAISE BE TO JEEBUS!!”

@BenZeisloft Why does their middle daughter have three hands and a smartphone? And how do they plan to share that giant loaf of bread for dinner? And whose hand is touching Dad’s thigh? And who let their youngest daughter have a pint of beer before dinner?

“Many people” usually means “this is actually wot I reckon” God wants women to commentate on football Gavin, he’s omnipotent and omniscient after all. Take it up with him you twat.

@valuesolutionss @shaneparrish That’s a lot of words to say nothing.

The world is not divided into distinct disciplines. For example, business professors won’t discuss physics in their lectures, but they should. Velocity teaches us that both speed and direction matter. Kinetic energy teaches us that velocity matters more than mass when creating a force. Understanding these insights helps you outperform. fs.blog/mental-models/

@shaneparrish “Gimme pussy, or gimme death”

What’s the most powerful quote in clear thinking for you?

@SimonClarkeMP @BorisJohnson Who gave you your knighthood?

The choices @BorisJohnson faced as Prime Minister during Covid were next to impossible. He got securing the vaccine right. He got avoiding a lockdown at Christmas 2021 right. He got lifting the restrictions in spring 2022 right, when Starmer said it would be a disaster. 1/2

@MogsyMorg So what if it is obscure or it isn’t? Fuck off Space Karen.