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@RealDanODowd @RealDawnProject Or….. You use it the way they require you to, and pay attention to the road. If you own a Tesla you know driving or “riding” distracted isn’t an option.

BREAKING: Tesla self-driving finally passed @RealDawnProject's school bus test! On 50 out of 50 test runs, FSD 14.3.2 correctly stopped for the stopped school bus. After three years of campaigning, New York Times ads and Super Bowl commercials, Tesla has finally done the right thing and fixed this egregious safety defect. However, HW3 Teslas running FSD v 12.6.4 will still illegally blow past the stopped school bus and run down a child crossing the road. @ElonMusk, if the defects can't be fixed on the current hardware, FSD should be disabled until those vehicles have been upgraded. @aelluswamy, your next task is to stop FSD 14 from speeding in school zones.

@pubity She only buys TOOTH brushes

Xbox has changed their name from Xbox to XBOX.

@EWErickson Interstellar might be one of the dumbest film plots in the history of cinema.

Sorry y'all, but it is Christopher Nolan. I'll go see the Odyssey and probably enjoy it because it is Christopher Nolan, and I'm going to go into this assuming the guy who brought us Interstellar and the Dark Knight knows what he is doing better than Twitter.

@Variety I struggle with folks complaining about art. The solution is simple, don’t go see the movie. If enough movies bomb they’ll adjust.

From the team that brought you “Why is Snow White Latina?,” “Why are there Black people in ‘The Rings of Power’?,” and “Star Wars has gone woke” comes the latest online onslaught against the diverse cast of “The Odyssey.” These culture warriors have been led to battle by their own personal Agamemnon, Elon Musk. Read the full story now: variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@SecWar @PeteHegseth You should investigate why they can’t pass an audit.

Today, I am convening a special review panel to conduct a comprehensive, long-term, department-wide review of every aspect of the military legal system impacting our servicemembers. This panel will enhance trust, strengthen our force, drive real reform, and help ensure our warfighters receive the world-class military legal system they deserve.

@blindpig_1966 @Patrickwebb 😂 tongue in cheek…. Mostly But Anunnaki are worth a google.

@LacombeJay @Patrickwebb

BREAKING: President Trump calls for audit of Fort Knox.

@luv1bun Dumb

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@NFL_DovKleiman I always take a little less stock in the opinions of anyone associated with the Jets.

Insane: Former New York Jets scout Daniel Kelly says he has a 4TH-ROUND GRADE on Indiana star QB Fernando Mendoza... "He's a stiff and rigid, awkward, systematic quarterback. He's an elementary route thrower. He doesn't read defenses that well." 😬😬😬

@ww3mediaa Owner of 3 Teslas here at 94% FSD utilization. This test is suspect, I have never seen my car pass a parked bus with it’s lights flashing and stop sign extended. I’d wager someone was overriding the accelerator.

🔴Tesla’nın tam otonom sürüş modu, bir kullanıcının yaptığı testte başarısız oldu. Okul servisinin arkasından aniden çıkan çocuk simülasyonunda araç, stop işaretine rağmen durmayarak mankene çarptı.

@_BabaRemzi_ @ww3mediaa Owner of 3 Teslas here at 94% FSD utilization. This test is suspect, I have never seen my car pass a parked bus with it’s lights flashing and stop sign extended. I’d wager someone was overriding the accelerator.

@ww3mediaa Şu mesafede milyon dolarlık fren sistemi olan F1 aracı bile duramaz.. böyle test mi olur aq

@JFowlerESPN @HannahStormESPN @tthasselbeck This whole thing should cost Omar his job. One of the worst GMs in the league.

Aaron Rodgers watch: Business as usual at Steelers HQ so far today, but sides have had productive talks. With @HannahStormESPN and @tthasselbeck

@Housebots I couldn’t disagree more with solitary confinement in this case. This guy deserves all the community time he can get.

This is the Texas Prison where Tanner Horner will be held for the rest of his life until he is executed - Mold everywhere - Near-total isolation in Solitary Confinement - He will face severe abuse from the guards and nobody will care - Average death row stay there: 11 years - Impossible to escape - No privileges - Hard metal beds - Rotting smell - Disgusting food - Every guard knows what he did and will imagine if it was their kid - What he is facing is worse than death -Despite that, his final moments will still be full of fear and agony -No contact with the outside world or ability to cry out for help -No empathy will ever be shown to him again

@Ric_RTP Obviously a CCP asset.

The Yale professor who accurately predicted the entire Iran war just said World War III is about to start with 90% certainty. He explained exactly how it starts, who triggers it, and why NOBODY can stop it. Professor Jiang made 3 predictions in 2024 that all came true: 1. Trump would win the election 2. He would start a war with Iran 3. The US would lose that war Now he has made 8 NEW predictions and every single one is terrifying... The war in Iran was never about Iran. It was about saving the US dollar. America's empire runs on the petrodollar where every country must use dollars to buy oil. But when America froze $200 billion in Russian assets after Ukraine, it told the world the dollar is a political weapon. So Russia, China, and Iran started building a trade bloc to ditch the dollar entirely. These 3 countries cover the entire Asian continent and can build railways connecting their economies while cutting America out. Trump's plan was to bomb Iran's leadership and watch them surrender like Venezuela did in January. But Iran is a mountain fortress with 92 million people and 31 independent armies across 31 provinces each designed so no single strike can wipe them out. 6 weeks in, decapitation failed. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, attacked US bases across the Gulf, and started charging ships $2 million per crossing to fund their war. And here's where it becomes a world war... Russia's grand strategy is the Third Rome doctrine. If Iran falls, Russia's southern border is exposed and both Russia's trade corridor and China's Belt and Road run directly through Iranian territory. Losing Iran means permanently losing access to the Middle East and Africa. So Russia enters the war. When Russia enters, China follows. They reinforce Tehran from east and north, provide financing, and Russia puts Iran under its nuclear umbrella taking tactical nukes completely off the table. Professor Jiang put the probability at 80 to 90%. And while the world watches the Middle East, North Korea is making its move: The US pulled THAAD missile defense out of South Korea for Iran operations. Seoul sits 20 minutes of artillery from the North Korean border with 25 million people exposed. North Korea doesn't even NEED to attack. They just threaten. South Koreans are rich with everything to lose. North Koreans have nothing to lose. Simple extortion. Nobody is coming to help because America is stuck in the Middle East. But the prediction that will BREAK the internet is this one: Trump gets a THIRD term. Professor Jiang laid out two constitutional loopholes. First is Trump runs as VP under Don Jr. or Vance, they win, the president steps down, Trump takes over through succession. The 22nd Amendment bans being elected president more than twice but says nothing about becoming president through succession. The second option is even simpler: By 2028 America is at war on multiple fronts with a draft in effect so Trump invokes emergency war powers and delays the election just like Zelensky did in Ukraine. And the draft is already real. Automatic registration starts in December. Males 18 to 24 are entered into the system automatically. The Department of War literally PUBLISHED the playbook online: - Secure the Western Hemisphere as US territory which explains Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, Cuba, Panama - Force NATO to fight Russia - Strangle China through maritime choke points - Convert civilian factories into weapons production (the Pentagon already told Ford and GM to prepare to STOP making cars and start making munitions) His final advice was genuinely one of the realest things I've heard all year: We will need leaders. Not politicians or billionaires. Average people who knock on their neighbor's door during a blackout and say let us figure this out together. Because when empires collapse, and he believes America's collapses within 10 years, the people who survive built community before they needed it.

@BodycamVideos_ This is the perfect example of why people hate cops.

@ThrillaRilla369 Unforgiven Rounders Princess bride Tropic thunder No country for old men The departed Tombstone Watchmen 300 Pulp fiction Fight club The town The Princess bride

Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking 🎬

@mikepat711 I’m here for laptops and naps.

The day Tesla lets me use my laptop on the highway with no nag, my work/life balance will improve dramatically. I’ll sign a legal doc taking liability. Just let me no nag it on the highway fam

@mikepat711 Both of our cars have V14.3.1, and they’ve been working flawlessly so far. However, we live in Houston, where traffic is heavy, so it’s possible that the conditions here haven’t been ideal for this result.

FSD V14.3.1 camps the left lane and gets passed on the right by multiple vehicles. So weird to me that despite how intelligent the car is during so many scenarios, it has so much trouble with this very simple thing. I still feel like 14.1 was the best highway iteration ever. 14.3.1 seems overall worse than 14.2.2.5 so far.

@CourtTV Hopefully they play the audio from the truck for the whole prison.

BREAKING: After roughly two and a half hours of deliberations, a Texas jury sentenced child killer and kidnapper Tanner Horner to death on Tuesday afternoon.

@MarkMaddenX And Omar right along with him.

Tell Rodgers to ***k off. Actually build toward something.