Elaine Scott

@sarajcox @AmazonKindle Read it in 2 days!!! Keep them coming #greatread

Way Back, just 99p for the whole of June on @AmazonKindle 💚📚😀

@fredsirieix1 Life is like a box of chocolates

Caption this 😜😳😂🕺🏻☀️

@My_Metro @springsteen @StadiumOfLight Which station is best for returning to South Hylton?

Going to @springsteen at @StadiumOfLight? Metro will be your "spirit in the night" with extra trains running later after the concert to get you home Trains & stations will be busier than normal, extra staff will be on hand to assist. Plan your journey nexus.org.uk/concerts kc

@hawks_mk @JasonManford My cousin who is working class & has performed there has to camp out in a tent!

@JasonManford It’s a massive barrier to lower income performers and robs us all of their contribution to all arts, which has previously been such a significant one.

@HonourableTom Just booked - travelling down from Newcastle for the weekend, Friday night plans now sorted 👌🏻

💥📣 TOUR SHOW FILMING . I’ll be filming my tour show “It’s not ideal” at the Bloomsbury theatre Friday 12th April. A few tickets left so please grab yours now and let’s blow the roof off! Thank you Tix ucl.ac.uk/culture/whats-…

@JaneyGodley Baking & making sugarcraft flowers is my hobby

I love art - show me your work and I try to RT it

@AuschwitzMuseum It’s not available on Amazon 😩

@ThreeUK Nope, didn’t get it @ThreeUK - must do better

On Sunday 23 April at 3pm, the UK Government will be testing their emergency alert systems. Your phone will make a loud siren sound, even if it’s on silent, and you’ll see a message appear on your screen 🧵 1/2 #emergencyalert

@sarajcox Woohoo! Straight in my basket

Oooohhhhh l👀k!

@ShobnaGulati @SuellaBraverman And where is Tommy Robinson fighting for justice for the victims against this gang? 🤬🤔

.@SuellaBraverman hi there have you seen this ? is it possible that men like this exist across the communities and instead of starting a culture war stoking the flames of prejudice we could look at how to safeguard young people in the first place

@sarajcox 2/2 Same ex-husband cooking a ‘romantic’ valentines meal told me to keep out of the kitchen. After the meal found the devastation from 2 full packets of cooked spaghetti!! He didn’t think the serving weight looked enough - every pot & pan we had filled as it kept overflowing 😂

Naming no names (my husband) prepared spring onions tonight for the first time (all alliums are his nemesis but he handled them as he’s lovely) He cut off & binned the “hard white bit” & sliced the rest 😅 YOUR best kitchen cock ups & culinary calamities pls?

@sarajcox 1/2 Ex-husband boiling potatoes said they still weren’t cooked after an hour - went to check to find 3 very large whole potatoes in the pan - the outsides were mush & the water looked like wallpaper paste 🤦🏼‍♀️

@fesshole NONCE stands for Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise - meaning for their own safety, sex offenders didn’t mix with other inmates

Moved to the UK about 5 years ago to be with my now wife, who over the years convinced me 'nonce' was slang for idiot. I couldn't comprehend why some guy who cut me off at a roundabout tried running me off the road when I shouted he was a nonce.

@easyJetholidays Thank you, I’ll try that 🤞🏻

@Lainey_72 Hi Elaine. I would recommend giving our Pre Travel experts a call on 0330 551 5160 - just a heads up, lines are due to close at 8pm tonight and reopen from 8am tomorrow. They will still be able to assist tomorrow! - Alex

@easyJetholidays HELP! Stuck in hospital & need to make changes to a future booking - ref no is not accessing my trip - balance to be paid by 24th! Who can I speak to urgently?

@sarajcox Sitting in my hospital room watching my bed being made (so I can get back in it) #3weeksandcounting

Describe in a sentence the person near you now (partner searching for keys, sleepy stranger on the bus, colleague munching a snack) & what they look like. If you’re by yourself describe yourself pls! Pets also allowed🤓 Mine? Spec wearing shaven headed husband putting on pants🤣

@STSFTrust Sunderland Royal - D48, although I can’t imagine this is exclusive to my ward

@Lainey_72 Hi Elaine, please could you let us know what ward and hospital site you are on so we can feed this back to our catering team, thank you.

@STSFTrust whilst the quality of my care has been 2nd to none, the same can’t be said for the catering. the poor staff are embarrassed at what is being dished up Very limited choice, food usually cold by the time it’s served, which doesn’t matter so much when it’s mostly inedible

@STSFTrust Today’s sandwich of corned beef & tomato (spot the tomato)

@Lainey_72 Hi Elaine, please could you send us a message with some more information so we can look into this?