The Lake Beast™
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The Lake Beast™
@LakeBeast
Reclusive, intrusive & obtusive Cryptozoological-American. Hobbies: synchronized swimming with #Ithaca crew boats. Wooing dragon boats. Chugging gravy boats.
Ithaca & Mythaca, NY Katılım Nisan 2011
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@TheReelRandom did Mueller try to single handedly destroy the Obama presidency? Did the ex FBI director know that there was not a shred of evidence against Obama and still try to destroy him for 2 years in his first term? What Trump said was stupid. But oh well, Mueller started it.
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In case you needed a reminder of what a President with empathy sounds like.
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@JStein_WaPo Are you actually going to provide unbiased, ethical journalism?
No more woke trash.. No more far right fear tactics..
Please, for the love of God, give us fair & accurate reporting.
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Some personal news: This is my last week at The Washington Post.
I’ve loved so much of the last 9 years here, but my faith in the paper’s current leadership is broken beyond repair.
Incredibly excited to get to work with the newsroom below (I start in June) & join the extraordinarily talented kickass reporters such as @anna_c_kramer, @OrianaBeLike, @reesejgorman & many more
Please get in touch w/ me anytime on Signal: 9178872891
Dana Milbank@Milbank
I am leaving the Washington Post to join a new journalistic venture backed by Politico founder Robert Allbritton that will be both the hometown publication the D.C. region sorely needs and a scrappy and fearless national news organization. I hope you'll join us.
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@JStein_WaPo @AllegedButler That’s too bad. The Washington Post desperately needs you. I wish they recognized that too.
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Whenever anyone casually starts a sentence, “I’m not gonna lie…,” I think it’s important to start any response with, “Well, first off, let me thank and congratulate you for considering lying but ultimately choosing not to. That says a lot about your character…”
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There’s nothing like loss to show you how resilient you can be. I just sat there looking at the walls, alone with nothing but my thoughts (I couldn’t find my phone right before I had to poop so…).
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No one sees my tweets anymore but it’s my birthday today and I brought cake for everyone 🎂🥳
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@14850today I know reliable weather forecasting can be spotty in Ithaca, but there have been so many school snow days that have been almost snow free and today’s ice was atrocious. No delays that I know of.
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"Multiple buses stuck on ice," says TCAT, and multiple reports of slick roads, after rain changes over to icy snow. 14850.com/011544355-wint…
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@worthacomment @Aye275 @ginamilan_ @Martina They won, yet they staged a riot? LOL. It’s like a cat burglar almost sneaking out and then setting off an explosion as a distraction. You’ll believe anything.
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What an evil , vile man
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
On a day when the Kennedy family is grappling with an unimaginable personal loss, Donald Trump chose to use his platform to launch petty, vindictive attacks against them. Yet another stunning display of cruelty and utter lack of basic human decency.
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@JayChpJones @USA_Is_Back @Notwokenow He’s asked about Trump, but answers with Obama. Rent free! Crazy. So great. Let’s say Obamacare is the worst! What did Trump do in the last 10 years of working on a healthcare plan? Where is it? Concepts of a plan? Tick tock. Your homework is 10 years overdue.
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Trump isn't raising your health insurance premiums.
Obamacare/ACA is.
The law started w/ subsidies expiring in 10 yrs.
ACA's lie: premiums would drop over time.
Truth: left wanted to force US into socialized HC.
This is the moment healthcare in the US was destroyed.
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@Quador @Aye275 @deplorable_homo @Rep_McBride @UDelaware Makes sense that being held accountable as a massive hypocrite is super annoying.
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@Aye275 @deplorable_homo @Rep_McBride @UDelaware This X feed & comments relate solely to our specific concerns with Tim and his political actions. You seem unbalanced and are clearly here just to troll. As such I am now blocking you.
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I was honored to headline @UDelaware's Soles Lecture this year.
I spoke about the risks facing our Constitution from those who seek to destroy both cherished freedoms and our hope in one another as fellow citizens. Democracy can only exist if we maintain faith in people’s capacity to change and hope in our ability to foster that change through peaceful dialogue.
📷: Evan Krape/University of Delaware
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@RightTheTorch @Aye275 @ZohranKMamdani Gorillas have a better vocabulary. Yours is just five words and a grunt. You should learn from them.
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@Aye275 @ZohranKMamdani get back to your commie ball licking Salty.
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Good morning, New York City.
Our time is now.
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@southgrace427 @Aye275 @AdamParkhomenko Lol. Says the people who can’t provide one source for anything. Nothing. Except “Papa Trump told me.” He tells you what shots to get, who to vote for, which judges are just, which awards have merit, which books & movies to read. There’s never been anything like it in America!
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LMFAO...ok ok...They were multi millionaire business people before dad ever ran for president...Hunter was a crack addicted pedophile...we are different...buh bye...bored as fuck with all this already proven shit...truly...engage your brain...do some research of your own...don't sheeple your way through life...
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Sending strength to Joe Biden as he begins radiation and hormone therapy for prostate cancer. Few people have given more of themselves in service to this country. Wishing him comfort and healing surrounded by family and love.
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@mehdirhasan @atrupar Wait? Is this before or after the actual winner was announced? Is he suggesting that they just make up a Nobel peace prize that isn’t the actual Nobel peace prize cause I’m very confused by what any of that meant.also just very confused how the news anchor just went along with it
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@RGC_NYS @ithacavoice No, honestly. It’s magnificent! Good for you!
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@LakeBeast @ithacavoice I'll choose to believe this is playful and not mean-spirited. Just lucky to have a full head of hair!
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Mayor forms committee to advise on salaries for elected officials ithacavoice.org/2025/10/mayor-…
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@RGC_NYS @ithacavoice I’m pretty sure it’s real, but if not, is that Wookie pelt organic and locally sourced? It should really have its own social media accounts.
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@LakeBeast @ithacavoice You know how to find me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@KeezNuts @voiceofthalmig @factpostnews @BarackObama Everything was 2/3 cheaper back then.
Trump said he had an even better plan that was just a week away from being announced. That was 11 years ago. What should we do until then?
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Sen. Kelly: Let me tell you a story about a woman in Arizona I spoke to. She pays $250/month on the ACA on the exchange for her health care but she gets around $9,000 in those premium tax credits. She is expecting, if we do not act on this, that is gonna go away, and she says she will not be able to afford health care anymore
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Free event to check child car seats hosted by @CornellPolice. 14850.com/092242931-corn…
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