Fastbanks
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Fastbanks
@LakeShoreBets
For Amusement Purposes Only 🦖
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Bill asks Jimmy if he has lost money whilst the Strait of Hormuz has been closed. ‘Bill, everyone knows about the Strait, but have you ever heard of the Curve of Hormuz? That’s where the real money is’.
Dave asks Jimmy if that was a joke; Jimmy winks.
#NewsRadio
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"Why is there 30 people at every showing and bidding wars over apartments?"
Gatekeep Chicago@gatekeepchicago
Chicago isn’t delivery ANY new housing for the next couple years 👎
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@LynnBecker And yet, it sort of fits the whole narrative down there. What was, never will be...or something like that.
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@LakeShoreBets They're waiting for it to fall into the lagoon - problem solved!
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Too cowardous to even show their faces, CDOT bureaucrats, 90 minutes before the meeting was to begin, send an email announcing a push to 2028, like Lucy pulling the football, for the next broken promise to fix the Clarence Darrow Bridge. Outrageous.
hpherald.com/evening_digest…
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this movie is so fucking evil and the worst people on the planet think it's Citizen Kane
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
The opening of Idiocracy (2006) does all the heavy lifting up front. One sharp, deadpan montage and the premise clicks instantly. Aged beautifully.
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why does it look like a pharmaceutical ad instead of wonka’s factory tho
B Talent@minc798
Michigan Ave landing a new 60,000 sq ft tenant opening Summer 2027. Candy Hall of Fame Experience, 830 N Michigan Ave. This is the confidential project I mentioned to a few people I could nor divulge. Talks were going on for awhile. fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-l…
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Wow. You add this to the Cameo work and -- Blago has a lucrative little enterprise going here.....
Jason Meisner@jmetr22b
Only in Illinois alert: Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoned by President Trump for an array of corruption convictions, has been paid $130k by ex-ComEd CEO Anne Pramaggiore to lobby Trump for a pardon in her conviction of bribing House Speaker Madigan. chicagotribune.com/2026/04/09/arg…
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Stuff like this is infinitely cooler than clothing retailers like H&M. Michigan ave will be saved by experiences not retail.
Also making walkable would help
B Talent@minc798
Michigan Ave landing a new 60,000 sq ft tenant opening Summer 2027. Candy Hall of Fame Experience, 830 N Michigan Ave. This is the confidential project I mentioned to a few people I could nor divulge. Talks were going on for awhile. fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-l…
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This is the only 5th-level magic theatre in America. Japan has one. Germany has one. China has six. Now, Chicago can finally catch up and conduct the high-level magic research that will define the next 100 years.
Block Club Chicago@BlockClubCHI
The Hand & The Eye, a 5-level magic theater, will open this month off the Mag Mile. blockclubchi.co/4vjgNAQ
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Three audacious Binion's employees are accused of skimming nearly $300,000 from the Fremont Street casino's café registers over three years.
One of the suspects admitted to stealing about $200 a day on average, according to police.
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the death cab guy was not prepared to deal with the ramifications of what he tapped into on the postal service record, so he freaked out and tripled down on guitar music instead of following the thread further, which left the door open for someone else to do this
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
17 years ago, owl city released fireflies.
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Hey @MailmanJack65 Can I get a rating on this avocado pit?
Ryan Hall, Y’all@ryanhallyall
Tomorrow's tornado threat across the Midwest includes the potential for significant tornadoes along the cold front from northern Missouri into Illinois. Even with limited instability, the low-level spin is strong enough to produce tornadoes embedded in fast-moving storms through the evening.
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