Christopher Lambe

@themichaelowen @BBCMOTD Michael send me the sickest joke you know

At 17 I scored 18 PL goals (winning the Golden Boot), Wazza scored 6. At 18 I again scored 18 goals (again winning the Golden Boot and coming 4th in The Ballon d’Or), Wazza scored 9. In our opening 7 seasons, Wazza didn’t outscore me once (117 goals v 80). In which time I became the 2nd youngest Ballon d’Or winner ever. Injuries hindered me from then on while he sustained his level. Therefore, he’ll go down as a better player than me. But, at 17, please……

Who was the better player at the age of 17, Michael Owen or Wayne Rooney? 🤔

@Taj_Ali1 @adilray Been working in Amersham it’s great to see the Muslim chaps drinking alongside the “right wing” in the pub 👍

There has absolutely been an increase in anti-Muslim hate crime across Britain over the past few weeks. Racists have been emboldened. Thank you @adilray for calling out the shameful silence of our politicians.

@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer Dave, can you confirm if you understand what the different colour smoke means at the Vatican yet? Also can men grow a cervix?

@RickyBriscoe Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

😂😂😂😂😂

You are not in a boxing ring now mate @TonyBellew

@JDVance @DavidLammy Fuck David Lammy. He's not the real Lammy

Grateful to UK Foreign Secretary @DavidLammy for hosting us at Chevening House, and looking forward to some productive conversations about the United States and the United Kingdom's shared goals.🇺🇸🇬🇧

@JDVance @DavidLammy It would be fantastic if you could ask him about this? He doesn't think your 'boss' isn't fit to be President. Just sayin.

@scubberio @cryptodude87 @Joey7Barton AMEN

@cryptodude87 @Joey7Barton women are great at many sports & better than men at many things. football falls into neither of those categories. it's talent free & fuckin dreadful. & to deny it is lying to yourself & anyone who hears what you say. it's shit in every way. end of.

Are you a ‘Bad Person’ for thinking ‘Women’s Football is Shite’ ? 🐕💨

@jayr1972 He's an enigma. He's solved every problem he has faced. His footwork earlier 🥶

Ffs.

@big_doi can ya get my daughters boobies offline please xoxo

Looking for 2 fighters of mid/low ability for a punch up. Apply within @Lambey6

@RickyBriscoe how is he doing this though, unbelievable.

Hardest man in the world !

@sonnybyng hows he doing this though? enigma. hate adam linn

And that’s why he’s SPECIAL #UsykDubois2

@Keir_Starmer YOU SOPPY CUNT WHAT HAVE THE KRAUTS GOT TO DO WITH IT. JUST TELL A BOAT FULL OF GEEZERS YOU DON'T KNOW TO FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE

Britain is stronger and more secure because we work with our allies. Our partnership with Germany means we can smash the criminal gangs and secure our borders.

Worse pens ever! Don’t ask for equal pay. Youse are crap at footy. 🐕💨

@bswilkinson In line with the £7.80 for an Asahi in the Queens Hotel imo

Holy overpay lol

TO BE CLEAR: YOUR GOVERNMENT, SMUGGLED 25 THOUSAND MILITANTS IN TO YOUR COUNTRY, WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE, SPENT YOUR MONEY FORCING THE MEDIA IN TO SILENCE, AND THEN PUT YOUR TAXES UP TO PAY FOR THEM.

@Keir_Starmer Why are you paying for them to stay in our hotels at the taxpayers expense you fucking wally brain. Anyone that votes for you needs to plug the air fryer in and have a bath with it, fraggle.

I said we would break the business model of people smugglers. I meant it.

@ankurpandeyIND @RadioGenoa "Divine Justice", by the way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ankurpandeyIND @RadioGenoa We'll see, champ 😆

The UK is about to expIode.