Lamont 🇺🇦🌻

@PuntingStacks If you want your opponent to call, don't make their decision difficult. If makes it 25 or 30k there he gets a call.

This is approximately 8000x more impressive than Robl’s fold My lord

@FirstDoctor I believe only one person in history has survived. A young girl who was placed into a medically induced coma.

This is end-stage rabies: Confusion, hallucinations, violent agitations, paralysis, followed by d£ath from respiratory failure. Dont wait for symptoms to start; almost 100% fatal after the first symptoms. Prevention: Prompt post-exposure vaccination.

@KyleKulinski @RealHickory Don't insult baboons like that. They are intelligent creatures. I'd say he has the IQ of a turkey.

@RealHickory Trump is the terrorist you baboon IQ ass bitch

Another foreign born terrorist running for the Senate.

@notcapnamerica Can everyone stop saying "I made a mistake" and replace it with something like "I did the wrong thing." Mistakes happen. You doing something wrong on purpose is not a mistake.

No bitch a mistake is stepping on somebody’s foot and not saying excuse me

@ttfalor If everyone on the battlefield is moving too fast for you to see, you need to go home.

what is conquest problem with Oliver bruh😭😭 I've never seen a grown man so obsessed with killing a kid

Fuck you.

@lthomasnews Noise canceling headphones with a 40-hour charge, neck pillow, mask with a little spritz of an essential oil, and a hoodie. The noise does not exist, the farts do not exist, I'm flying by myself. 🧘🏿‍♂️

Even before our present chaos, I couldn’t believe I saw people at the airport without noise canceling headphones. Now? Unfathomable negligence.

@chaddukes He's an actor. Being able to be silly is required. What I don't like is the overpraise of guys like Kevin Costner who are southern California boys pretending like they're though guys who grew up in Montana. They're all actors.

I had no idea this dude was this corny. We have too much access to these people.

@Rainmaker1973 This is was a terrible list. Idris Elba and Rege Jean Page are the only ones here that aren't obvious no's.

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@alexrey @nypost

@nypost More reasons why robotics should take Human jobs.

A careless baggage handler at LAX is facing the music online after he was caught hurling expensive guitars onto the tarmac, as seen in a TikTok video with 4 million views. trib.al/WeKKcHK

Kyle Kulinski: “What we’re doing is an illegal and offensive war against a country that didn’t attack us and we’re bombing little girls and elementary schools. This is what terrorism looks like. Donald Trump should be in fucking prison. Benjamin Netanyahu should be in fucking prison. They should be arrested immediately. They are the enemy of humanity. They are morally equivalent to fucking Mussolini or Adolf Hitler”

@unusual_whales Is everyone tired of winning yet?

BREAKING: Trump: We have won this war

@TheKavernacle Nope 10 days before. 😢

26th December 1991

@paaiinnnn @grok

Hey @grok, remove the main character from this photo

@TevTalksMMA Imagine paying for coaches, training camp, sparring partners, meal plans, supplements, doctor's visits... and then you fight a brutal t 3 round war, lose by split decision, and then you get a check for $12K before taxes and a mandatory 3 month medical suspension. 💀

The average UFC fighter can’t even go band for band with a benchwarmer in the WNBA omgggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #danawhiteisbald

@Rainmaker1973 Seat 7 is the only correct answer.

You're on a 10 hour flight. Which seat would you choose and why?

@WizFather_ "Half are gone"

The unsuccessful charge of the Dothraki at the Battle of Winterfell in Game of Thrones starts as a spectacle and collapses into a strategic disaster. This is the most feared cavalry in the world. Built for open-field dominance, speed, shock, and psychological warfare, and they were sent blind to an enemy they don’t understand. For a brief moment, the flaming arakhs create hope, but then the lights slowly begin to vanish. It was a complete erasure of a fighting force that thrives on visibility and momentum because of a tactical miscalculation.

@SaltyBitch_52 Hey kids, there is one way and one way only to go to Thailand from the United States and that is USA to Japan to Thailand. Don't do anything else.

Traveling from US to Asia during the Iran drone attacks on Dubai airport causing flight delays. How do you pass the time when it ends up taking two days to get to your destination?