Lancestipher

To all my new followers, I just wanna let yall know this this is an Elastigirl is a lady in the streets, but Mrs. Incredible is a freak in the sheets stan account.

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This is barely moving :(

when a 10/10 hits you up but you not where you wanna be in life

This photo hurts me so bad she looks so sad :( Hattie you deserved the world

NBA stat leaders this season: PPG: Luka RPG: Jokic APG: Jokic BPG: Wemby PER: Jokic BPM: Jokic VORP: Jokic … so how is SGA the “MVP”?????????

white ppl on Tiktok gentrifying CORNROWS by calling them summer braids

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

Quick hack for you guys: Go to the public library and book your flights on their computer.

You know how much dallying Dilly had to do to have a damn phrase named after them!?

Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad.

In Kruger National Park, South Africa, veteran ranger Sipho Nkosi suffered a heart attack while on solo patrol. His vehicle was found empty, and search teams began looking for him. What the park’s remote trail cameras revealed broke the hearts of everyone who saw the footage. An old bull elephant — known to rangers as “Mnumzane” (Zulu for “Sir”) — had found Sipho’s body. For three full days and nights, the elephant refused to leave. He stood guard, gently touching the ranger with his trunk, chasing away hyenas and jackals that came too close, and even covering parts of the body with branches and leaves. On the third night, the elephant was still there — visibly grieving, swaying slowly beside his fallen friend. Only when the full recovery team arrived with vehicles did Mnumzane finally step back, watching solemnly as they carried Sipho away. Park officials later confirmed that Sipho had rescued this same elephant as a calf years earlier after poachers killed his mother. The elephant had never forgotten. One colleague who viewed the footage whispered: “He didn’t come to say goodbye. He came to make sure no one disrespected his brother.” Mnumzane still visits the exact spot regularly. Rangers now leave fresh water and fruit there in honor of both.

Everyone outside of Oklahoma supporting The Spurs and Wembanyama

Sir, he finally decided to buy that movie on Amazon Prime. Put it on every streaming service he’s already paying for.

Spurs vs Thunder rooting map

I wanna thank @NancyMace for letting me randomly say, “All them beans you nasty bitch.”

Kinda hoping Wembanyama puts Lu Dort in a pedigree and the refs call it a defensive foul, and delay a game, on OKC.

my bf is at risk of becoming homeless while awaiting two major surgeries & will need extensive time to recover until he can return to work. if y'all could share his gofundme, i would be so so grateful. likes rts & donations are forever appreciated! 🩷 gofund.me/10d1e7318

3,700 trades by a sitting president

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

Another lynching