LandFish
535 posts
LandFish
@LandFish32
Really good at pointing with a wiimote
Donut Plains Katılım Mayıs 2018
46 Takip Edilen15 Takipçiler
Step 1. Volunteer or get a part time job to ref youth games
Step 2. Don’t call shit. Let them play real basketball
Step 3. Laugh inside as their stupid foul baiting doesn’t work
This is what I do. It’s wonderful.
Jacob@Jacobtheclipper
SGA has already poisoned the next generation 🤦🏻♂️ RIP basketball 🙏
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@MajideArchive @MuffyTek So you never have to guess which way to block a strike in RL? Are those players that predictable?
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@MuffyTek Rocket League is more skill based than any FG. There isn't a bunch of 50/50 guesses, FGs are built on rock paper scissors, there is an argument to be made that being good at guessing is a skill but it's still a guess. RL also has a high mechanical skill ceiling just like FGs.
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They yearn for purely skill based eSports yet refuse to play any fighting games
Oliver Bass@BassFromThePast
And with this, Rocket League officially becomes the most skill-based esport in the world. The very last element of randomness is gone. Every other title has at least a factor of randomness, RL now has literally none. This is awesome.
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@jackelzxa @samusmetroid986 @RoseMarieAnon The point is that suggesting that the majority (and best) of the 2D metroids are worse for not featuring completion bonuses is just as stupid. You can argue that a lack of skips hurts the prime games, but the 3D rooms are more suited for secrets than speedrunning
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@LandFish32 @samusmetroid986 @RoseMarieAnon Yes they do. Zero mission has endings that take completion AND speed into account. The final boss gets a power buff if you get 100% items, too. Theres even bonus endings for low % challenge runs too.
Like c’mon bro.
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Her sex appeal has always been an important aspect of her character design since the original Metroid game on the Famicom.
The less sexualized Samus that you idealize is a byproduct of the Prime games.
The primary audience for Metroid and Super Smash Bros is straight men.
GIF
🅇🄸🄽🄽🄸🄴🐈⬛@Xingu1arity_
"oh but she was hot though" Dude if you wanna goon just play Street Fighter. That aside, I'm just kinda annoyed that they chose Samus' alternate form as another Metroid rep like I'm sorry but this feels like scraping at the bottom of the barrel. Doc was at least a clone
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@jackelzxa @samusmetroid986 @RoseMarieAnon 2D metroids are so boring and straightforward. They dont even have rewards for higher completion.
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@samusmetroid986 @RoseMarieAnon The metroid prime games are so boring and lame…they don’t even have fast clear time rewards. That’s literally THE thing the first 3 Metroid games PIONEERED.
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Got a lot of complaints so I made some revisions and cut it down even more. I think this is perfect
val (46/100)@ValToadstool
Optimal smash roster imo. Don't need any more than this
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The opposition to Wind Waker was not contrarianism.
It was a downgrade from OOT and MM in almost every regard outside of its visuals.
If you're a child, it's a great first Zelda game, but as an adult, it is mediocre.
Punished 4AGE Shill 💢@Punished_4AGE
Too lazy to add in HL2 but you get the idea. Soyllennial contrarianism and nitpicking is genuinely more retarded than zoomer tourism and revisonism
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@CorkManRob @RoseMarieAnon Name one (1) thing TWW outclasses OoT in.
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@RoseMarieAnon Wind Waker is phenomenal and absolutely PEAK Zelda and one of 3 games worth playing today. None of which are OoT or MM
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Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
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@NWZ114915 @ApolloKage In case you are unaware of how the mind of a well-adjusted adult works, they typically do not like being falsely implicated in heinous activities by random individuals, and may make light of such comments to show disapproval.
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@ApolloKage Why did you reply to him?
Most curious...almost as if he struck a nerve.
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I do my best to not give attention to these type of things or these obvious interaction baits,
But when you factor in the fact that I do not know/have never spoken to this person in my life,
it really does accurately describe the current day state of smash twitter
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@meeeeehhhhhj @GenghisConnThr3 Well-done Kaizo levels are a combo of interactive comedy performance and poker match, where you try to outthink the bluff and double bluffs of the level designer, and hopefully get delighted by a clever trick if you fail.
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Celeste fucking sucks too.
TheFatWake🦋@ElFatAWake_
Celeste, uno de los MEJORES INDIES de la historia con nominacion a GOTY tiene el Assist Mode MINUTO 1 y nadie dice nada, una accesibilidad para el jugador OPCIONAL Mina The Hollower lo tiene y se ponen a llorar, son todos unos hipócritas y personas sin un problema serio.
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@litraerii Guy who never had to read Romeo and Juliet in high school
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secret relationship between a straight white couple what are ya’ll hiding for 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
e ⛈️ *deanallie era*@barxspel
secret relationship trope gonna do it for me every fckn time!
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Prove your loyalty and you will be spared.
Azula’s team shall return when AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER Season 2 premieres June 25.
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It's crazy how people can look at stuff like this, ignore how cool it is and say "erm wheres the billion frames of hitlag and ugly confetti/smoke vfx, I can't watch this!!!!"
4Lukaska@4Lukaska
MAN OF RED
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@BowlOfSpagooter @carsonsollunae @4Lukaska The goal of neutral is to create an advantage over your opponent. With fewer movement options, you have fewer tools to do that
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@LandFish32 @carsonsollunae @4Lukaska This has been a thing for every video game in the history of video games
When playing against someone, you play it safe first
This is what neutral is
This is why it’s CALLED neutral
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@BowlOfSpagooter @4Lukaska Did you stutter while typing manually on a keyboard? Are you retarded?
In any case, if you dont understand the benefit of being able to instantly dash back without having to suffer a slow turnaround animation, nothing you say will be worth listening to.
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@LandFish32 @4Lukaska Why would you
Why would you want to instantly cancel your dash
What would this accomplish outside wasting a few frames
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@BowlOfSpagooter @4Lukaska Very obvious you dont play any other games because you dont understand how system mechanics changed to get where they are now
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@BowlOfSpagooter @4Lukaska Dashes can only be canceled into another dash for the first 3 frames, making dash dancing or trying to space your dashes impractical. If they were able to be canceled into a backdash for their entire duration, ultimate would feel a lot better.
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