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@LanderFlat52296

Christian. Reader. Guitar player. Bluegrass lover.

Katılım Eylül 2025
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@IMAO_ I read somewhere that they invented french fries. Don't know about that. I think it was America, since we had potatoes first.
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Frank J. Fleming
I used to know only know two things about Belgium: waffles and chocolate. Now I know a third thing: they’re crybaby losers.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Belgian Federation statement on Folarin Balogun red card case, saying they are “astonished”. “The Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) is astonished by FIFA's decision to declare suspended United States player Folarin Balogun eligible to play in the USA–Belgium match on Monday, 6 July at 5:00 p.m. (Seattle time). FIFA bases its decision on Article 27 of the FIFA Disciplinary Code. This provision states that the FIFA Disciplinary Committee may decide to suspend the enforcement of a previously imposed disciplinary sanction. However, Article 66.4 of the same FIFA Disciplinary Code clearly provides that a red card (sending-off) automatically results in a suspension for the team's next match, as has been the case for all previous red cards issued during this FIFA World Cup. Furthermore, and irrespective of the above, the decision is in direct contradiction with the provisions of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Competition Regulations, as set out in Article 10.5: "If a player or team official is sent off as a result of a direct or indirect red card (second caution), they will automatically be suspended from their team's subsequent match. In addition, further sanctions may be imposed.” The automatic nature of such a suspension was also explicitly reaffirmed in FIFA World Cup 2026 Circular No. 16, which was distributed to all participating member associations on 12 May 2026. The same rule is reiterated at every FIFA World Cup 2026 Match Coordination Meeting prior to each match and is included in all FIFA World Cup 2026 workshop presentations. ❗️In order to safeguard the legitimate rights of all participating teams and to protect the fundamental principles of fair play in our sport, both at this FIFA World Cup and at future editions of the tournament, the RBFA is investigating all potential options.”

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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@stelzner_n1150 Gates is tied to Epstein who is dead. Maxwell is in prison. Both Clintons are irrelevant, even their own party hates them. Fauci is not his problem to deal with. Massie lost his race because of his own actions and he won't stop whining about it.
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Nicholas J. Stelzner
Nicholas J. Stelzner@stelzner_n1150·
Trump attacks Massie more than Fauci, Epstein, Bill Gates, the Clintons, or Maxwell. I'll just leave that there.
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Western Lensman@WesternLensman·
Dana Bash presses Doug Burgum on if the President will condemn the Patriot Front march. Did the media press Democrats to condemn the Antifa group that shot a cop in Texas? Of course not. This stuff only goes one way.
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@politicalmath They have the same right to protest peacefully that any other bunch of malcontents have.
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Jasmine Crockett on July 4th: "The US owes everything to black women" for inventions, democracy, etc
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@Deaconsblu @catturd2 When you get old, it doesn't matter where they are attached. They go where they want to go.
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D@Deaconsblu·
@catturd2 I still don’t know where her boobs are actually attached to her body, but she’s absolutely wearing this one out. Hmb, imma go see if they’ll let me hang out with them later.
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@RoKhanna I love my country. I do not love the way my country wastes taxpayers' money.
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Ro Khanna@RoKhanna·
I am extremely proud to be an American. Our founders would be amazed at our accomplishments on our 250th birthday. We need a new economic patriotism to continue to make progress and be a light to the world. Happy 4th!
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Dominic Frisby@DominicFrisby·
I’m on my 17th viewing It beats Paraguay France that’s for sure
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Aaron Parnas@AaronParnas·
This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital. This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@mkhammer USA should have told Lib to fuck off and go find somebody better to bother.
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Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer·
Lib: "Happy birthday." USA: "Thanks!" (Eating apple pie) Lib: "You’re not perfect." USA: "Yeah…okay." Lib: "People say you’re exceptional." USA: "Oh, that’s nice!" Lib: "You ARE exceptional." USA: "Thank you?" Lib: "What makes you exceptional is that we can still change everything that is so crappy about you! YOU ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE." USA: "This seems like a time and place issue. It’s my birthday." Lib: "And on every single birthday you have disappointed me." USA: "I never said I was perfect. But I feel pretty proud of what we’ve built." Lib: "YOU NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. YOU’RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE." USA: "Becoming better was kinda the point. There’s a plan for doing that in my birth docs." Lib: "And here you are, obsessing over your good traits and accomplishments ON YOUR BIRTHDAY." USA: "Mm-hmm, that seems kinda normal." Lib: "GAH, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!" USA: "I think maybe you're just not interested in a bday party?" Lib: "Oh, great tolerance! Way to live up to your values! This is what I MEAN about you!"
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@bonchieredstate It's 105F outside. Beer cannot be too cold. Soccer is a kickball game that parents make their kids play to tire them out and baseball is beloved of God. Crickets are noisy bugs.
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@RobProvince My dad bought a Met for $35 and fixed it up. He sold it to my uncle for $100 and my cousin drove it throughout high school. She couldn't take it to college with her, though.
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Bill Clinton@BillClinton·
My statement on America at 250 and the state of the country:
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Justine Bateman@JustineBateman·
Happy 4th of July!
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Cabana Boy 🌴
Cabana Boy 🌴@Alkibiades_·
McConaughey’s entire formula is to use White, Southern, right-wing-coded aesthetics to deliver Obama-style liberal sermons. It is unbelievably subversive, I am vomit. Like Obama, he does not attack his opponent as politically wrong, but as morally wrong. In the speech below, just like Obama’s 2004 DNC speech, he posits that the “good” American still believes in progress. Still believes that America is an idea; still believes in "being a good person", equality, mixed-race pluralism, and an unfinished “more perfect union” that we can all build together if we just keep the faith. The “bad” American, for both Obama and McConaughey, is someone who has abandoned that faith (the MAGA-type reactionary white American.)
Matthew McConaughey@McConaughey

bets still on the table America, yet.

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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@WesternLensman @LarryOConnor My co-worker and her husband who immigrated legally from Canada were much more excited to become American citizens than these sad-sacks. They had always wanted to be Americans.
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Western Lensman@WesternLensman·
@LarryOConnor You can just feel the pride of what it means to be an American oozing out of the frame
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L A R R Y@LarryOConnor·
He’s been trained by his political handlers to smile almost incessantly. It’s an obvious forced smile to make his odious policies seem reasonable and safe. Here, he’s lost the smile. The result? He and his message convey their inherent hostility.
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@ibexdream @PJaccetturo Ben Franklin is an honorary member of the The International Marathon Swimming Hall of Fame. He swam 3.5 miles across the Thames as a young man and regularly swam in Boston Harbor.
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ibexdream@ibexdream·
@PJaccetturo I had no idea Benjamin Franklin hit the gym that hard or that badgers could get that big, haha. Great video, PJ. Quality work!
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PJ Ace@PJaccetturo·
Everything they taught you about July 4th, 1776 is a lie. The Redcoats weren't soldiers. They were something else. We recovered the real footage using Utopai 🧵👇
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@mkhammer Everyone had the day off because of the holiday.
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flat lander@LanderFlat52296·
@JustineBateman Yes, but what NPR described as his signature grin makes him so charming that you want to be a socialist, too, gosh darn it, unless you are a rational, patriotic American who sees value in our history and culture.
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Justine Bateman@JustineBateman·
What an absolute joke this guy is. A clown.
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