Chad “LANK” Williams

@jakeyb420 Expand all the way

My 81 year old grandmother still makes lunch for me. is this a #Shrink or #Expand

Trading aderall for flip flops? A southern way of living

@shittmerspecial Maybe a top 10 movie if all time. But don’t say shit

First time watching fight club. What the fuck?

Drinking alone is the best and worst thing ever

Tried to take my president out😂 can’t take greatness out #trump

Is a picker beer a unanimous top three beer?

@JaredFogelnator What the fuck

oh Fiji where do I start #touse

Big stuff going on at war today

Embarrassing the town of Blacksburg blocks off Main Street for this protest

Landed in Laudy #fuckafreshmanfriday

@Ronnie_Van_Zant Have a day Ronnie!

Ronnie’s first legal drink👍🏻

Walking into Sharkey’s ready to dominate bingo

@PowerstrokeChad One of my Pledge masters did 4 years in the marines before coming back to college. Coolest but scariest motherfucker I’ve ever met. That dude made sure you did pushups correctly.

When I get out the military can i rush a fraternity or is 21 year old pledge gay. Curious thoughts on this

Our hearts go out to our close friends at @RadfordBaseball following the tragic passing of Joey Raccuia. We join the Raccuia family and the Radford community in remembering him, his baseball spirit and his deep admiration for the game.

@PeterDunhamJD I would pay a $100 easily

“Honey why did you hire a nanny we don’t have kids nor any pets?”

@TheKevinDalton Nuke California what the actual fuck

In another nation leading shattering of that glass ceiling, Gavin Newsom’s California hopes to elect the first registered sex offender to a city council.

@dhockey13 As an American I respect it. Fuck Canada though

Real ones aren’t waking up for the Gold Medal game, they’re staying up all night waiting for the game to start.

Coked the fuck out right now, haven’t slept at all and ready to die for this USA game. Fuck Canada!!

@swalljackson_ Haven’t been asleep in 20 straight hours. Off a retarted amount of bag. Give me a goal scorer, I need it

One last ride for guts and glory. Song of the fucking say inject it in my veins. Fuck maple syrup and fuck Canada. 🦅🦅

The Strain says it all!! COMPETITOR of the day goes to @JeffreyOverton1. Great job setting the tone this morning! #Sliderz 🛝 #ThisIsHome #LGH EVERYTHING MATTERS 🦃