Lank Williams Jr

@FirstT1meCaller Anfield is a riot

Tell me if I’m wrong

I have this problem where after copious amounts of drinks I text every single woman on my phone. They call me #TheBeacon

Kobe!

@glizzy__goblin_ That’s true

@LankWilliamsJr2 I’ve had some corporate ass top recently but a good sucky with ample ball fondling is kinda goated

I think we can all agree that cranking your own hog is better than a hj or bj #truthnuke

@glizzy__goblin_ It’s ok to be wrong Hugh

@LankWilliamsJr2 Nah

@swampfox1865 I just goobed all over myself

Who up ovulating

@ReginaldDavis57 No Halftime is a sin

My top Young Thug songs #lank 1. Best Friend 2. Daddy’s Birthday 3. Check 4. Tomorrow til Infinity 5. Quarterback 6. Pass me the lighter 7. Day Before 8. Jonesboro 9. Never had it 10. On Fire

Handjobs are a severe form of disrespect. You really think you can beat my dick better than I can? Shut up and #suckit #2cents

Had the best wank last night don’t think I’ll ever need sex again gonna be #ChasingTheDragon

@joedelgado3rd Joe you just gave me a heart attack

@LankWilliamsJr2 Nice tip Lank

Confirmed, Europe has trough pissers. Maybe we’re more alike than previously believed

Beer, feet, and taxes

I don’t have esex I erape #onewayoranother

@LoriaKohl A scared man

Absolute rocket just asked for my number at work but had to respectfully decline because shes only 18 and I’m not a #creep still #tragic

@MrRuckus1911 Used to do 30 minute sessions when I was boxing. 30 minutes in, cold shower, then another 30

What’s the longest yall ever sat in a sauna for

Me when I’m retarded:

@JakeCollins_94 Yeah I’m more pissed I paid for premium and now I can’t even use grok

@LankWilliamsJr2 Man I don’t know what flags an account! I unfollowed a lot of accounts at once so that was my problem? Better have a back up you never know 😮‍💨

Ladies and Gents, Jake is home!