Larry DaSchmoe

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A tale of two brothers. I talk to my brother every week. He lives in Arizona. I live in California. Before we get down to talking about family, politics, or business, we talk about gas. We compare numbers. It has turned into something of a ritual. He tells me what he paid. I gripe about mine. He says $4 and change. I say $6.15. In some places, it’s closer to seven. I roll my eyes and grit my teeth. The difference is significant. That difference also has a name. Gavin Newsom. There’s no mysterious market force at work here. I’m done hearing that it’s complicated. It isn’t complicated. When the difference shows up in the LED display on a pump, draining real money out of real people every single week. There is a place where the truth is more obvious, refusing to be explained away. Needles, California, a short bridge over the Colorado River. One side is controlled by California policy. The other side outside of it. On the California side, a gas station sits nearly empty. The price reads $6.99 a gallon. Cars roll past. They don’t stop. The attendant stands there watching business disappear in real time. On the Arizona side, a few minutes away, drivers line up. Same people. Same cars. Same fuel. Around $4.09 a gallon. California plates everywhere. open.substack.com/pub/tonyseruga…

Reminder that Gold Star Mom Tina Peters is still in prison for the “crime” of exposing election fraud in Colorado. FREE TINA PETERS!!

🚨DEMOCRATS IN FULL PANIC MODE! Democrat lawmakers in the South are melting down as Tennessee and Alabama hold special sessions to redraw their 2026 Congressional maps.

YES! Bring back the good ole days!

@GuntherEagleman Yes PLEASE

🚨 ONE TICK BITE… AND STEAK BECOMES POISON. WHAT’S LEFT? BILL GATES ‘LAB GROWN’ MEAT 🚨 It’s called the Lone Star Tick, and its bite can make you ALLERGIC to meat for the REST OF YOUR LIFE! In 2010, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation gave grants to Oxitec, a biotech company that does research on genetically modifying ticks. All the sudden, this tick population EXPLODED from a few DOZEN known cases in 2009—>to HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS today. Motive? Lab Grown Meat and Climate Change. This is not a joke. This is happening to Americans right now. One bite. That’s all it takes. ➡️ You eat a burger… ➡️ Hours later your body goes into attack mode ➡️ Hives. Vomiting. Severe pain. Even anaphylaxis Why? Because the tick can trigger alpha-gal syndrome; an allergy that makes your body reject red meat. Beef. Pork. Lamb. Foods you’ve eaten your entire life..suddenly become something your body treats like a threat. ⚠️ And here’s what makes it worse: – The reaction is delayed, so people don’t even connect it at first – Doctors often miss it or misdiagnose it – Some people deal with it for YEARS Meanwhile… These ticks aren’t rare anymore. They’re expanding. Spreading. Showing up in backyards, parks, hiking trails; places people feel safe. This isn’t the creation of fear. This is reality catching up to people who’ve never even heard of it. Check yourself after being outside. Take tick bites seriously. Don’t ignore strange reactions to food. Because the last thing you expect…is for a tiny bite to change what you can eat for the rest of your life.

@JackDangerLIVE He'll have a vaccine for it soon.

Boom. Mic drop. 🤣🤣🤣

🚨BOMBSHELL: ZOHRAN MAMDANI’S ENTIRE IMMIGRATION SCAM IS IMPLODING — HOMELAND SECURITY JUST CONFIRMED HIS FAMILY LIED ON THEIR ASYLUM PAPERS TO SNEAK INTO AMERICA! Follow @UnmaskTheSys Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin dropped the hammer: Mamdani’s immigration paperwork is full of irregularities and is now under full review. “He came here as a minor,” Mullin said, “but that won’t matter if his parents misrepresented themselves.” The Mamdani family claimed asylum from “war-torn Uganda”… except they’re actually from India — a country that isn’t even on the recognized asylum list. This is straight-up fraud. The whole family could be forced to reapply, which would immediately disqualify the socialist mayor from holding office. The fake refugee who’s been looting New York taxpayers just got exposed as the ultimate immigration grifter. Share this everywhere before the radical left tries to cover for their golden boy! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

Have you ever driven faster than 100MPH and if so what were you driving the first time?

@ThrillaRilla369 About 110 65 Malibu SS 67 Vette L79 About 140 69 AMC Javelin 120 Tesla S P95

Trump: Iranian People Need Guns, ‘I Think They‘re Getting Some‘ and Will ‘Fight as Good as Anybody‘ When They Do breitbart.com/clips/2026/05/… via @BreitbartNews

What's the Point of Exposing the Fraud if We Don't Arrest the Fraudsters Stealing MILLIONS From Us?

Dear @RepDelBene, Bless your heart -- and your nonexistent fact-checking department. Let us go through your list one brilliant claim at a time. "Wastes $1 billion on Trump's BALLROOM." Here it is. The flagship lie. The $1 billion is allocated to Secret Service SECURITY UPGRADES -- specifically the Presidential Emergency Operations Center. That's the BUNKER, Congresswoman. The one built in 1942 during World War II that hasn't had major structural work in over 80 years. You know what a bunker is, right? It's that thing the last several presidents have used to stay ALIVE during national emergencies. The ballroom itself? PRIVATELY FUNDED. By Trump and private donors. Not a dime of federal money. You'd know that if you actually read the bill instead of regurgitating whatever talking points the party of "no reforms" handed you this morning. "Slush fund for Homeland Security." Sure. In the same way that the Constitution is a "slush document for personal rights." ICE funding has specific, enumerated purposes in the bill -- hiring agents, detention, removal operations, background screening. That's not a slush fund. That's called a BUDGET LINE ITEM. They're different things. But the wheel is spinning and the hamster fell off, so here we are. "Gives tens of billions to ICE without any reforms." Democrats had four years under Biden's Autopen to reform ICE. The result? Twelve million illegal border crossings. That is what your "reforms" look like in practice. Quinn's Law #1 strikes again -- liberalism produces the EXACT OPPOSITE of its stated intent. Here is my question for you, Congresswoman: what have YOU personally done to lower costs for the people of your district? Not resolutions. Not press releases. Not outrage threads on X. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Because if the answer is "fought to fund illegal immigration enforcement while complaining about the bill doing exactly that," then the gene pool has a lifeguard shortage and you just volunteered as exhibit A. But what do I know -- I am only a science teacher who actually reads the legislation before holding a press conference about it. IF you agree: LIKE this post so the algorithm shows it to people who need to read it. SHARE this. COMMENT below -- what is your favorite "I didn't read the bill" moment from a Democrat this year? Tell me. And if you want MORE of this -- the data, the history, the science, the stories -- JOIN Bski's Classroom community on X or YouTube. @JoJoFromJerz @GuntherEagleman @catturd2 #MAGA #Veterans #Trump

If men ran the world... Telephones would cut off after a minute of conversation. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap year. Garbage would take itself out. Football would be on everyday of the year. Instead of beer-belly, you'd get beer-biceps. Tanks would be far easier to rent. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: “You know how fast you were going?” You: “All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place.” Cop: “Nice one,That's $10.00 off” Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said “You're #1!” When your girlfriend/wife really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. “Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night,” would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone. Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' cards.

(Post 2 of 2) The colonel was dumbfounded. I cut to the chase and asked, “Can I just talk to General Duncan McNabb?” Duncan was the CINC of Air Mobility Command (and also a buddy). The colonel patched us right through.
 
General McNabb got on the phone; I’d woken him up in the middle of the night, and I explained what was going on and what I wanted to do. He said, “Goddammit, Buzz, if this wasn’t you, I wouldn’t believe it!” We both chuckled.  So, General McNabb notified Ramstein. We were going there. The AF-1 guys were on board with the plan. The entire base mobilized at 2 a.m. local time. It was incredible. The entire wing, in uniform, to meet and assist the president of the United States. Now, to get our C-17s to meet us. I called their mission commander, who was in Aviano, and who, by the way, was my predecessor as the White House Air Force MILAIDE. “Hey, Darren, we need you guys to meet us at Ramstein.” Aviano was still below minimums. It was sketchy, but I knew the Air Force crews were capable.  He said, “We can do it.” I said, “We’re three hours out. See you there!”
 
AF-1 landed in a snowstorm at Ramstein. As we taxied to the ramp, I saw the entire wing, generals and all, ready to meet us. The ENTIRE frikking base! What I didn’t see were the C-17s. We deplaned from AF-1 so the Clintons could meet the troops briefly. And then I looked over my shoulder, three C-17s landing in the snow to meet us! It was clockwork. The timing couldn’t have been more perfect. We walked from AF-1 to the C-17s in 15 minutes. We effing did it!  As we boarded the C-17, President Clinton called me over and asked me, “How the hell did you do that?” “Sir, I really don’t know. Lots of prayer.“  We departed east toward Bosnia, through heavy falling snow. We visited Sarajevo and Tuzla, and hours later, headed back to Aviano to meet up with the C-17s, which had repositioned. The weather had improved.  We made the aircraft swap quickly and departed for the U.S. and Andrews. By the time we arrived, I’d been up 36 hours, but we were home for Christmas! Longest day of my life, but a good one!

The dumb as dirt DEI hire never disappoints.