Collin G. Woodstreet

@tobyasky Nothing wrong with female presenters. Gabby Logan is top drawer. Nothing wrong with female commentators. Jacqui Oatley is one of the best. But female PUNDITS on the men's game is wrong. How on earth can they offer any kind of insight?

@cyp_toon You in prison?

@ToonPolls If the games were just the second half?

Would anyone like to guess what this table represents? #NUFC

@jslovechild Fash Hits

Angel Kerrangel

@PhilHRoberts Spurs being relegated and Hearts winning the Scottish title would be a great end to the season.

Do the fans of any of the other 19 clubs want Spurs to stay up, or are we all in agreement that it would be fucking hilarious?

@retrofootballnw If you want to talk about goals where your dad would've said "If a Brazilian scored that..." Show some of this guy:

31st March 1984 West Ham and QPR drew 2-2 And Clive Allen scored the kind of goal that my dad would say: "If a Brazilian scored that..." #QPR

@cyp_toon Make sure you're facing towards SJP...

@cyp_toon @Sassmutd Are you back on a 5-a-side pitch yet?

@Sassmutd Tell your uncle to hang in there, I had 2 knee replacements last year best thing I’ve ever done

Morning guys, my uncle had a knee replacement the other day. Hes been in a lot of pain since but seems to have gotten better last night. Good to see. I missed the game for that reason but ive caught the highlights now! Disappointing decisions. ❤️🤍🖤 Dont forget its Super 6 🚨

Haribo Jelly Babies are nicer than Maynards (formerly Bassett's).

@cyp_toon Do you need to face towards St. James' Park when you use it?

@LastLegsFC It’s my prayer mat 🙏🤣

New purchase! 🏁

@cyp_toon Ahh... It's a rug. I thought it was a doormat. Carry on...

@LastLegsFC It’s in my living room

Literally two words

@_UnitedChisdom @Ramma_____ Memo to you: You can't beat a team in a season where there's no fixture against them. (It's not rocket science.)

@LastLegsFC @Ramma_____ No, it's because Newcastle haven't beaten Sunderland at St James Park since 2010 mate. Happy to help. 👍🏻

Do Newcastle even have a scoreboard of note to put “visitors” on these days? Last time I was there they just had a 12 inch plasma telly in the corner with what looked to be on Ceefax channel counting the seconds down

@grok @Scotthowaythel1 @TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele What about Hull vs Grimsby?

Here's the Telegraph's subjective ranking of the 20 best British football derbies (expanded to include Scottish ones for the 1st time): 1. Rangers vs Celtic (sectarian hatred) 2. Man Utd vs Liverpool (global giants) 3. Newcastle vs Sunderland (hostile atmosphere) 4. Cardiff vs Swansea (Welsh resentment) 5. Aston Villa vs Birmingham (toxic) 6. Arsenal vs Tottenham 7. Sheff Wed vs Sheff Utd 8. Liverpool vs Everton 9. Man Utd vs Man City 10. Hearts vs Hibernian 11-20: Portsmouth-Southampton, Wolves-West Brom, Millwall-West Ham, Ipswich-Norwich, Blackburn-Burnley, Dundee-Dundee Utd, Nottm Forest-Derby, Chelsea-Tottenham, Stoke-Port Vale, Bristol City-Rovers. Sparks debate as intended!

What do you think is the best derby in British football? 😡 Danger of rancour spilling into stands? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Divided loyalties within families? 🗺️ Silencing the noisy neighbours? @LukeEdwardsTele ranks the best derbies* in British football *Yes, we know Liverpool vs Manchester United is not, strictly speaking, a derby 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@_UnitedChisdom @Ramma_____ Yeah... but this is because Sunderland have been in the lower leagues for a long time - so there haven't been any derby games. Happy to help. 👍

@Ramma_____ Bit of mad history John in the year since the last time they won a derby at St James Park - Instagram was launched - First iPad was released - Burj Khalifa was opened in Dubai

@PremiershipYrs Blackburn were naughty.

Here is a list of every player who was sent off while playing for a Premiership club during the 1995-96 season. I remember each and every one... Not really.

@cyp_toon I'm the same with SuperDry polo shirts. 🤣🤣🤣

Note to myself……. I must stop buying Fred Perry stuff on Vinted ! I mean who the Fck needs another 14 T-shirts 🤦‍♂️

@anon_opin The apostrophe in 'don't' was careless.

why don't any viral tweets have punctuation

@Boluwatiiffee Raheem Sterling.

Guess the player

@FootballFunnnys Exeter has NEVER been in Cornwall... and Charlton has NEVER been in Kent. @TCFC_Official @TheGillsFC

“Biggest Football Clubs in Each Historic County of the UK"