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@Grxit I just remeber when they were put into people's apple music shit for free and people revolted.

Always were

@ReviewsPossum I got cooled seats and they are pretty dope.

I have never once wished that my car had heated seats. I have only ever wished that the air conditioning would get cold faster.

@alicem3x I am fucking oblivious unless its blatant, like hit me over the head retarded blatant.

Men truly don’t realize when a woman has a crush on them……do they?

@1ssve Its like herding cats and it just kind of fucking happened.

VERY unpopular opinion: It’s okay to NOT want to be a manager. You can have a fulfilling career and never manage a single person.

@webegga Fucker looks like an elden ring boss before it eats a local.

it’s good to know even rich and famous cosplayers are not immune to gradient lenses rotating

@DrewVento Im fucking snickering.

I found a new creative way to bully women

@andiipoops Clearly its time to start a channel and call its moistclitical.

I let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking

@megannn_lynne No no sometimes fat people taste like BBQ so im sure the opposite has to be true.

Are you guys gonna look at me crazy if I say sometimes potato chip companies overshoot the mark on barbecue flavoring and end up making chips that taste like blood.

under absolutely no circumstances should you be trying to shoot your shot with a cosplayer on twitter

@FuckedUpYogis Great now I have no idea what's going on and have a boner.

Literally Nobody: Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni for some reason:

@TheLizVariant That post , was it. We should clearly be hunting scientists for sport.

Let me take a wild guess… The elite wants us to drink it, right?

@mynerdyhome Actors constantly getting together to sniff their own farts. They then proceed to lecture us about about whatever shortcoming which is currently popular. Coming from a bunch of people who wouldn't be able live near school zones if the world was just, it gets tiresome.

Robert Downey Jr arrogantly stating that the "stars of the future are going to be influencers" is "absolute horseshit" is crazy- considering most of the popular 'influencers' nowadays are more popular than actors. That future is already here. Actors have become so out of touch they don't realize- no one cares anymore. While influencers aren't trained actors, it's still a form of entertainment that people gravitate towards, and that Hollywood is threatened by- which is why the only 'influencers' he likes are the ones that interview him😂Also, labeling influencers as "hucksters" is rich coming from someone who gets paid millions to pretend for a living. You can't even be authentic without being directed lol

@TheCriticalDri2 Taking fashion tips from the shitty hunger games movies is probably not the move id go with.

Hollywood celebs are literally beyond parody at this point.

@planatoli @DailyMail Those god damn changing consumer habits are out of control.

@DailyMail Very irresponsible of Daily Mail to stoke racist sentiment by using euphemisms like "gang of bullies" or frankly, publish this in the first place. Would not be allowed in the UK.

Vulnerable autistic girl, 13, beaten to a pulp by gang of bullies... now her school is REFUSING to release video of the incident trib.al/vX8xS9A

@Cremadelechemwa This week , some one has tried to sell me huts, turn me into a vtuber(x99) sell me crypto and one shemale trying to dick me down. I think these people may of had alterior motives.

Small accounts getting 2 notifications and one dm from a scammer:

@KirscheVerstahl I lived off taco bell in college, I could get live for for like 4 bucks a day. Its a fucking travesty how nasty and how over priced that shit has got.

@ZambinoChildish Go back a few decades and play eternal darkness.

For all my horror vtubers I’m struggling for horror game to play on stream. I’ve played through a good bit of Resident Evil and I’ve started Dead Space. Is there any other spooky games you’d recommend?

@girl_honne_labo The auto translate takes some weird hops i think.

たまにわたしの下ネタポストで海外の人が「このポストは翻訳機能が正しく動作していないようだ。」って言ってるの申し訳ない😂

@theblaiirwitch Hey hey thats making a lot of assumptions, some of those divorced dads have tits .

I have the personality of a man who listens to rock music for divorced dad, but with tits

@crybabybtzzz I wouldnt care if he would just stop popping up and going herp derp weed dudes. Yes we get it

@Last_Breaker I really don’t care what this man does lol

“Guys I’m so mad Seth Rogen doesn’t want to have kids!!!!” - some fucking loser somewhere