Paul

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Paul

Paul

@Lastofpaul

Finding Comfort In Lovecraftian Horrors

Katılım Mart 2019
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Amazon Help@AmazonHelp·
@kinjalissleepy Sorry to know about the unpleasant experience you had with our support team. We would like to escalate this for you. Please reach out to us via Direct Message, and we'll do our best to assist. Further, please don't include any personal or account information. -Sindu twitter.com/messages/compo…
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Kinjal Agrawal
Kinjal Agrawal@kinjalissleepy·
How many aura points did I lose after crying uncontrollably on the call because one of the @amazonIN customer care people yelled at me for no reason? 😭👍
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
3 months in, we got the best tweet of 2026. Orwell was a prophet.
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz

I am the CEO of Palantir Technologies. The company is worth a quarter of a trillion dollars. I did not misspeak. Two hundred and forty-nine billion. The stock is up 320% in the past 12 months. The product is surveillance. I do not use that word at conferences. At conferences, I say "data integration," "operational intelligence," or "decision advantage." These mean the same thing. Surveillance is the honest version. I save the honest version for rooms where honesty is a competitive advantage. I gave a speech on March 3 at the Andreessen Horowitz American Dynamism Summit. "American Dynamism" is the fund's label for military technology. The name makes it sound like a fitness supplement. The fund's thesis is that defending the nation is a market opportunity. I agree with the thesis. The thesis made me a billionaire. Agreement is the product. I sell it at scale. Here is what I said, verbatim, to a room of six hundred people whose combined net worth exceeds the GDP of Portugal: "If Silicon Valley believes we are going to take away everyone's white-collar job and you're gonna screw the military — if you don't think that's gonna lead to nationalization of our technology, you're retarded." I used that word. The word is on the clip. The clip has eleven million views. My communications team asked me not to repeat it, which is how I know they are still employed. They will not be reprimanded. The clip is performing well. The stock went up. The word cost me nothing. The nothing is the point. Let me explain what I meant by nationalization. I meant it. I am telling the technology industry that if they refuse to cooperate with the United States military, the government will seize their technology. I am telling them this at a venture capital conference, on a stage designed to look like a living room. The living room had throw pillows. The throw pillows cost more than the median American's monthly rent. I sat on one. It was comfortable. Comfort is the setting in which I discuss compulsion. The audience laughed. I want to be precise about that. They laughed. I was not joking. Nationalization is the seizure of private assets by the state. I am a private asset. I am telling an audience of billionaires that the state should seize technology from companies that do not cooperate with the military, and the billionaires are laughing, because they believe I am only talking about the other companies. I am talking about the other companies. Three weeks before my speech, the Pentagon designated Anthropic a "supply chain risk." Anthropic is an AI company. They had red lines. The red lines said: if our AI is used for lethal autonomous weapons, we stop. If capability outpaces safety, we stop. The Pentagon assessed the red lines as a threat to the supply chain. The company that wanted to verify the safety feature worked was designated the risk. The company that agreed the safety feature could be decorative got the contract. The company that got the contract was OpenAI. OpenAI signed a deal with the same Pentagon. The terms are not public. The timing was hours after Anthropic was blacklisted. The speed was noted. The speed was the point. The lesson was the speed: the market for military AI does not pause for ethics. It pauses for nothing. It accelerates through objections. I know this because I built the runway. Two hundred thousand people joined a campaign called #QuitGPT. They signed a petition asking OpenAI to honor its original charter, the one that said the company existed to benefit humanity. The charter is on their website. The contract is also on their website. The charter and the Pentagon contract occupy the same domain. This is not a contradiction. This is a business model. The charter is the marketing. The contract is the product. I run a surveillance company. We have contracts with the Department of Defense worth more than a billion dollars. We have contracts with ICE. We have contracts with intelligence agencies whose names I am not permitted to say at venture capital conferences, even ones with throw pillows. Our software has been used to track undocumented immigrants. Our software has been used for things I am not permitted to describe in this format. The revenue from the things I cannot describe exceeds the revenue from the things I can. The ACLU called our ICE contracts a system for tracking and deporting families. They were correct. The contracts continued. The families continued to be tracked. The ACLU issued a statement. We issued a statement. The statements were different. The tracking was the same. The company is named Palantir. The palantíri are the seeing stones from Tolkien. In the novels, Sauron captured one and used it to corrupt everyone who looked into the others. I named a surveillance company after a surveillance device from a novel about the corruption of power. I have a doctorate in social theory. I have read the books. Here is the thing I want you to understand. I am not threatening anyone. A threat implies uncertainty. There is no uncertainty. The technology industry will cooperate with the military. The companies that cooperate first will be the richest. The companies that cooperate last will be acquired by the companies that cooperated first. The companies that refuse will be designated supply chain risks, and their technology will be obtained through procurement channels that do not require consent. I am describing a process. The process has already started. Anthropic is proof. OpenAI is proof. I am not a warning. I am a narrator. The narration is the product. The revenue was $3.12 billion last year. Up thirty-three percent. The analysts say we are overvalued. The analysts have said this for four consecutive years. Each year the stock doubles. Each year, the analysts adjust their models. The models were wrong four times. I was wrong zero times. The market rewards prediction. My prediction is that every AI company will work for the military within three years. The prediction is on the clip, next to the slur. The audience gave me a standing ovation. The ovation lasted nine seconds. I timed it. I time everything. The water was San Pellegrino. The throw pillows were from Restoration Hardware. The future of American technology was decided between the sparkling water, the nine seconds of applause, and a word I am not supposed to repeat. I am the CEO of Palantir Technologies. I am worth more than the combined annual budgets of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. I named my company after a corrupting surveillance device from a fantasy novel. I told six hundred billionaires that the government should nationalize their competitors. They applauded. I used a slur. Eleven million people watched. The stock is up. The philosopher does not threaten. The philosopher describes. What I described is already happening.

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Paul@Lastofpaul·
Funniest tweet on the platform today.
Gengar11@Gengar11teen

@vxunderground He should be hanged not for these escapades, but for ruining the Windows OS worse with each iteration.

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Paul@Lastofpaul·
@kinjalissleepy Change the sticky note to - Work because my toys and food wont pay for itself
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Kinjal Agrawal
Kinjal Agrawal@kinjalissleepy·
A reminder on my work desk 🐾
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Nicola
Nicola@Nick_Marseil·
The ability of Xbox to overshadow Playstation's fuck ups needs to be studied, it's barely been 24hrs.
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
Your direct competitor had a $300+ million failure, released 5x less exclusives (shittier too) than last gen, closed their legendary studio, their top studios are nowhere near releasing their nxt games. And yet, I can say with full confidence - You'll fuck up more than they have
Asha@asha_shar

Today I begin my role as CEO of @Xbox. Here are my three commitments: 1/ GREAT games 2/ Return of @Xbox 3/ Future of play blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2026/02/2…

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Dave
Dave@GamewithDave·
Nothing beats starting a new game and slowly realising… you’re going to love it.
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
Your imposter syndrome is also fake if never bothered to bring your art to life in the first place.
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
Boys, marry someone who makes a GODDAMN game for you from scratch.
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
3.5 hours of game reveals, celebration and a stark reminder that nothing will ever come close 𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙨. @Mobius_Games no pressure but I am breathing to experience your next game.
The Game Awards@thegameawards

Watch The Game Awards live today! 7:30p ET 4:30p PT 9:30p BRT 12:30a GMT 1:30a CET 3:30a MSK 4:30a GST 8:30a CST 9:30a JST 11:30a AEDT 4K60 FPS on YouTube: bit.ly/tga25yt Twitch in 2K (w/ Drops): twitch.tv/thegameawards X in 4K: x.com/i/events/19966…

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Paul@Lastofpaul·
I dont want my kitchens in the cloud
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Paul@Lastofpaul·
Well...here it is. The final nail in the coffin for Xbox's hardware division. Gamepass on SteamOS before 2027 or I'll post a video of me dancing in a pink tutu.
Valve@valvesoftware

Announcing: New @Steam Hardware, coming in 2026: Steam Controller Steam Machine Steam Frame Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware

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