Laura

For what? Saving hundreds of thousands of American lives?

Oh!

@MelissaWMartel @Real_Deal_Flapz @BrunchSoH4rd etsy.com/shop/JustALitt…

Got a gift today that I thought @Real_Deal_Flapz and @BrunchSoH4rd might appreciate. In related news, apparently you have to google “slut for soup” because “soup slut” will lead to a different, scary place….

@MelissaWMartel @Real_Deal_Flapz @BrunchSoH4rd Yeah, don't Google soup slut. Lol Check out that etsy store. She's got some really cute stuff.

Peak Andy Murray. Two sets down. 5 hours, 45 mins on court. 4:06am finish. #AusOpen

This may be one of the greatest Murray moments I've ever seen. 😍😍😍

This match will either convince Andy Murray to play for three more years or quit tennis tomorrow and sleep for a year. #AusOpen

Just a reminder that cantaloupe is a garbage fruit and to put your phones down at shows no one cares about your shitty cell phone video with horrible sound.

@JohnnyRiot @RiotFest Hahahaha. Especially me.

@RiotFest Even @LauraBeth450?

I know we joke a lot in here, but if this is the end of Twitter I just want you to know that I genuinely hated getting to know each and every one of you.

Of course the one year I get to watch the World Series with no sound, Joe Buck is gone. #ItsStillBetter #MLB #GoPhillies #FuckJoeBuck

@DKandS Looks like I'll have to catch you tomorrow for this. Really enjoyed today's though! See you soon!

@LauraBeth450 I think this one is lovely but we will absolutely top it this year.

My Fest goal this year is to take a better selfie than the one I got with @DKandS last year. It was kinda brutal. #ItsMeNotHim #ButTheSetWasSoGood #CheezinWith8Chins

I met this pup Wally today, and it was glorious. #PetAllTheDogs #Fest20

@Kia Ummm... it took a year to reply to this? Well, I just found out I need a new engine in my newish car due to manufacturing issues. So I suppose it's already resolved. A year later.

@LauraBeth450 Thank you for providing your VIN#! Please allow 2-3 business days a member of our team will assist you. ^EW

Welp. This day is starting in a pile of shit. I knew I should have kept my old car as a backup... Thanks, @Kia. My one year old car is in the shop AGAIN for the weekend. #carless #manufacturingissues #lemon #nolemonade

Most tennis players smiling on the court = things are going well. Andy Murray smiling on the court = things are not going well.

@jessicat_j Same. It may be a pajammie Fest all weekend.

@coastlines This is how I feel now too. I drink so rarely anymore.

@jeffrosenstock thanks for taking a second to take a pic. It really made my week. Been going through it lately, and you're always a bright spot. Thank you!!!! #jeffrosenstock #deathrosenstock #nevermissashow

Welp @Kia you've done it again. I've never had this trouble w/any car in 26 yrs of driving & this one was brand new. Anyone have a lemon law attorney? I'm over having to pay for my rental because of manufacturing issues & being treated like I'm stupid w/no response from Kia.