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Never trust a man to deliver a cake.....before and after Dave got the cake trapped in the train barriers and 'fixed it so it looks ok' 🙄

You know it's going well when you order Deliveroo whilst doing your warm up at the gym 🐽

@_MegGaff tad harsh

@easyJet don't worry-I got home....my id never got checked 💃

@easyJet I've lost my id and have a flight at 2pm today-will I be able to get on?

Any advice of how to get on a plane with no id #ihatedrunkme

And finally after a month I have a working phone again

To anyone that isn't already aware-don't use sharpie on your face to draw leopard spots....it doesn't wash off

The daily commute being used as a tall persons armrest

@ClaudiaZeppX oh congrats!

@ClaudiaZeppX did it come through the post?! Or email?

Day 1 of my new diet and im bloody starving

@parryelin you are gonna be living the dream after 5 days

@DanAirey_ happy belated birthday! Hope you had a lovely day!! Xx

@DanAirey_ Beefa beefa!

@jesshindleyx nothing wrong with that 💁🏼

First hangover in about 2 years, why 😩

@____sonya you know him twitter.com/ukbanter/statu…

Happy birthday princess Pip @PippaWiskin can't wait til I'm home and you can rescue me from toilet naps in clubs xx