Laura Garnham

That's a tough ask for Kirsty and Phil to find for you

I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport. “Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics. Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

Well done to teams! More coming just behind them!

A fantastic 7s tournament @DanesHillSport on Wednesday for our U13 rugby team. A great test for our boys as they prepare for Rosslyn Park next week. Thanks for having us Danes Hill!

Umm. Whose bones?

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

I don’t want to be hasty but I’m beginning to worry that FIFA might not have thought that Peace Prize through properly.

Given the winter Olympics is on at the moment, it's time to relive the legendary time that Stephen Bradbury won Australia's first ever winter gold medal. His plan was simple, stay at the back and hope everyone else comes-a-gutsa. Being the last man standing is now known as "doing a Bradbury" in Australia.

I can’t tell if this guy is an Olympian or if someone just pushed him down the hill?

'THERE IS A SHADOW': Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter after emerging from a tree stump in Pennsylvania.

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

Who is using click and collect at supermarkets? It must be the worst of both worlds - you don’t get to choose the stuff yourself, but you’ve still got to leave the house to pick it up. These must be troubled, troubled souls

The present Mrs Hames gave me a calendar at Christmas with me falling asleep in my chair on 12 different occasions. So I can see what a lazy git I can be whenever I wish. Here’s January. Not ensure I’ll get a film made of me like those women’s institute legends.

We love you from the upside down and back! Happy Stranger Things series finale to all who celebrate. ❤️

Jools Holland's Hootenanny would make an excellent setting for the next Knives Out film

The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: reddit.com/r/dataisbeauti…

@RealTomH Same

Considerably worse than average day, somewhat depressing. Glad it is coming to an end.

A recipe in today's Guardian food supplement involves peeling walnuts, so I'm setting it aside just in case I have to spend 10 years in solitary confinement.

@RealTomH We’ve ditched the Xmas lights in favour of the Halloween ones. Much more fun / less crowded

Went to the Kew Christmas lights thing last night. Met a pensioner couple who’d come on a coach from Folkestone just for it. Ealing to Kew is already pushing it. If it was 15 minutes further I don’t think we’d go. Amazes me the things people do.