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Laura✌

@LauraMcCouch

slut for house music & Philly sports, Nick Castellanos stan

Clearwater, FL 🌴 Katılım Haziran 2010
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Laura✌@LauraMcCouch·
COWBOYS FANS ARE CRYING AT THE WING HOUSE
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daddy bong legs
daddy bong legs@benduhqueen·
if a restaurant got a “secret menu” i automatically assume somebody in the kitchen selling drugs
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liz! (allegedly)@jurassicliz·
@LauraMcCouch @Gryffix This semester I had class 6-8 some nights, didn’t get home til 8:30 and then had to do my readings for the next day! It is a lot to also have to prep, cook, and clean up a full meal that late 😅
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auty@LUZ44RDO·
sex is a very intimate & sacred act. remember, ur body is a temple & u shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who is a mets fan
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liz! (allegedly)@jurassicliz·
@Gryffix most of my screen time is during my commute or when I’m waiting for meetings at work to start - I’m ready for this convo, let’s have it! when am I supposed to cook?
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NoPillNeo@NoPillNeo·
@ma1ybe Wrong. Corporate America doesn't expect women to be at work in the first place. It's a choice. A choice made popular by feminists. Stay home and raise your children. Companies will become desperate for workers, which will increase wages.
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💗@ma1ybe·
Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.
🦢@damnidc__

This is so sad.

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🤠@heavensbvnny·
“listen to your body” my body: quit your job. disappear from society. befriend the crows. abandon everything and become one with the trees
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JANDY@Jandystl·
Accidentally took my pants off instead of my tarp after Herrera’s walk off and I’m not allowed back at Busch Stadium anytime soon
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Softboy@softboywin·
I don’t understand meal prep. I just don’t believe that chicken is edible on day 5. I don’t
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Laura✌@LauraMcCouch·
@ii_analyze I feel like it should be something we enjoy tho since we have to do it to survive. You can eat good things for cheap, especially if you know how to season
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Skep Chef
Skep Chef@ii_analyze·
@LauraMcCouch yes you can. i don’t find this depressing though. i’m just tryna eat something quick and get to work. not every meal i eat has to bedazzle me. sometimes it’s just energy. other times it’s a tasty meal. Gen Z thinking every meal has to be exciting is just entitlement.
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Skep Chef
Skep Chef@ii_analyze·
1 glass of milk — $0.35 2 slices of toast — $0.20 2 Kraft Singles cheese slices — $0.50 1 scoop of peanut butter — $0.18 Estimated total breakfast cost: $1.23 GenZ is retarded…
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Laura✌@LauraMcCouch·
At the beach bar by my house life’s great
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Laura✌@LauraMcCouch·
Gonna start playing tennis as a hobby. Fuck pickleball. We need to stick to tradition
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Larry’s lil lamb
Larry’s lil lamb@Lustfullylarry6·
@LauraMcCouch Yall sure love turning the comments off but can’t explain why the judge said she gave consent in multiple ways including verbal
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Laura✌@LauraMcCouch·
I hate having days off work bc I do nothing but sit around depressed bc there’s nothing to fucking do. I need a 3rd job asap
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Larry’s lil lamb
Larry’s lil lamb@Lustfullylarry6·
@lizaboth The goalie for Vegas did not rape that girl according to the judge Why don’t you acknowledge that?
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liz 💥@lizaboth·
“It’s okay no one would ever want to rape you anyway” is so insane when men will literally rape anything but go off ya fuckin losers
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