Laura

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Laura

Laura

@Lauraonthettc

Mostly tweeting complaints to/about the TTC

Toronto, Ontario Katılım Temmuz 2022
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Laura
Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@hnauman96 @uzuibhunu @standarshSD @bellabee13 His $$ won’t keep his heart from giving out in his 60s when that kid’s in HS, or his memory from going in his 70s when that he’s in college. It won’t keep him alive to meet his grandchildren. I know men think they live in Never Never Land, but the reaper comes for us all.
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Hunter Nauman
Hunter Nauman@hnauman96·
@Lauraonthettc @uzuibhunu @standarshSD @bellabee13 That’s why he’s looking for younger women 🤣. Men can father children their whole lives. Women can’t get pregnant forever. I’m sorry you dislike basic biology. The dad, being a millionaire, can retire and spend plenty of time with his kid that he has.
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The Caffeinated Therapist 🐝
Do I think that age gaps in consenting adult relationships are inherently problematic? No, I def do not. Adults meet each other at varying stages of life, it is what it is. Do I think that a 46yo man explicitly seeking a 27-33yo woman is major loser behavior? yes lol
Blaine Anderson@datingbyblaine

Why is matchmaking expensive? To illustrate, here’s how I’ll lose money on a client’s $49,000 package. Client is 46, 6’2, exited tech founder. He’s looking for a woman 27-33, very specific criteria around match personality, appearance, and profession. Without diving into specifics, she: • Isn’t easily searchable online... • Isn’t likely to reply when we find her… • Isn’t likely to be single… • Often has a deal-breaker trait we can’t screen for without a phone call… • Isn’t necessarily interested in my client… I was expecting this to be a difficult search, so I quoted $49,000. I wasn’t expecting ~100 hours of labor to find each match, not including communication with the client! To date I’ve spent $45,000 on salaries for the women staffed on his search, plus $2,750 on styling and photos, and we still owe the client 2 matches... Before considering overhead (let alone opportunity cost) this will be a huge L financially. Things balance out though. Most engagements are profitable. Some engagements are quite profitable. For example, a new client in NYC paid $30,000 and paused after his first match, because he’s 99% sure we found his wife. That's still a new relationship, and engagements last 9 months (6 months of active matching + up to 3 months of pause), so we could be on the hook for more work in coming months. But you get the point 🙏

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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@Sagutxis She pays his bills, and his girlfriend’s bills
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@uzuibhunu @standarshSD @bellabee13 Because it’s too old. You shouldn’t be retirement aged before your kid is out of HS, or dead before they’re 30. You should be alive and healthy enough to help with their kids when they have kids.
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@rayne_essence @thrluv The best thing about cats is they have zero qualms about fucking you up if you take it too far.
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Essence Embers
Essence Embers@rayne_essence·
@thrluv But just a little bit. I HATE when ppl annoy and even hurt their pets for views
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soup🍓@thrluv·
non cat owners don’t know that you’re actually supposed to rage bait your cats a little bit
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@standarshSD @bellabee13 Yes? If you fucked around until your mid-forties before seriously looking for a partner, you don’t actually want to be a parent. That ship has sailed for you. You don’t want a 10 y/o when you’re 56.
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Stan Darsh@standarshSD·
@bellabee13 So he’d be less of a loser to just give up on having kids?
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@Sel_xc @DamnSnyder @dollarsanddata Sadly it died with a laptop I had at the time that later got stolen— thankfully well after I was in lawschool. This all went down in like, 2011. I’m in my mid thirties.
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Nick Maggiulli
Nick Maggiulli@dollarsanddata·
A lot of this comes down to poorer kids just not knowing what to do. I didn't know that I had to apply for an internship in the WINTER of my sophomore year to get a sophomore summer internship to leverage into a junior summer internship to get a full-time offer senior year.
Resolution Foundation@resfoundation

Even after graduating from university, people who grew up in poverty face significant pay gaps when compared with their more affluent peers. @annastansbury explains 👇

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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@DamnSnyder @dollarsanddata The guy with an undergrad degree working in the careers office making 60k doesn’t have that information, and he will not be fucked to try to find it on behalf of some clueless 21 y/o. I found out what I didn’t know I didn’t know completely by accident.
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@DamnSnyder @dollarsanddata Based on their scores on diagnostic exams (also on the USB), that was a good choice. But they had access to SO much better information than I did, because their parents were lawyers (I found them on Facebook).
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Laura
Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@queerBengali It’s easy to eat 1200 calories + get all the micronutrients you need if you’re eating healthy— fruits, vegetables, grains, lean protein. If you’re in doubt, look up what you need and what’s in your food. If you’re not getting enough of something, adjust. Or take vitamins.
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Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥
This question is for any calorie restrictive diet though not just glp-1s. Are there strict guidelines when you are eating 1200 calories a day to lose weight, when you do it in a non medicated way?
trash jones@jzux

can I ask a probably stupid but genuine question about ozempic? if the main way it works is by suppressing hunger and causing you to eat way less, are there strict guidelines to make sure you get enough nutrients in your diet? or are people getting malnourished?

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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@DamnSnyder @dollarsanddata You don’t even know you need to ask about this stuff— you don’t know what you don’t know. Also, many/most career offices and career officers for students are fucking useless.
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Hammered Josh Harris@DamnSnyder·
@dollarsanddata I assume you are talking about your college years? If so, why didn't you use the countless student services that are provided to you? My son is a freshman and there's an entire, huge building with free tutors, academic and career advisors, study rooms, and mental health experts.
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@jm_mcgrath It’s exhausting but it appears to be all that local decision makers actually care about so here we are
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Laura@Lauraonthettc·
@JustJoanforNow @fresafresca3000 He doesn’t care about Lindy. He cares about him, which is why he was mad about a very fair piece not about him didn’t get into the details of his projects.
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JustJoan
JustJoan@JustJoanforNow·
@fresafresca3000 I thought the article was quite meadured. Considering how much mean-spirited stuff has been written about Lindy and her partners, I was surprised that This was the piece that elicited that response from Aham.
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fresafresca@fresafresca3000·
believed everything Lindy West said about Aham being awesome, until I read that e-mail they sent. It's mean-spirited, wacko and out of touch with reality. I adore Liindy, but that's enough. I wish her good luck with all that and stuff, but I'm not buying this narrative anymore. 1/2
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Marvelous Mystic
Marvelous Mystic@M_Mystic_1234·
@estherzelda0514 I knew that most living organ donors are women, but I didn’t know the gender disparity was this high.
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ashley ray
ashley ray@theashleyray·
aham’s bday posts for lindy and roya do work as a summary for adult braces
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