Lauren Simms

@RepMTG Paul Revere????? You cannot be serious

The average age of the signers of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776 was 44 years old, but more than a dozen were 35 or younger: Thomas Jefferson: 33 John Hancock: 39 James Madison: 25 Alexander Hamilton: 21 James Monroe: 18 Aaron Burr: 20 Paul Revere: 41 George Washington: 44

another day as a big girl with a big girl job twitter.com/margotposts/st…

at an in person mandatory training course for work & the boomers in the group are doing everything in their power to make the course take as long as possible by interjecting with hundreds of personal anecdotes & opinions, often barely related. i am going to turn them into mulch

Each year, lawmakers and defense lobbyists play the same game, pouring hundreds of billions into the Pentagon without scrutinizing every dollar—and it's taxpayers who lose. Today, I invited witnesses to play JeoparDoD, to win oversight for the American people.

The ending is chef's kiss.

AND HERE IT IS, THE FINAL MATCHUP

@rileynelzon love u rolly 🥺

@lavern_spicer not 100% certain that you know what a pronoun is

Physics and engineering lesson with Legos…

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican. Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. (1) ⏬

Mick Wallace, leftist member of the European parliament: "Why are we so quiet about challenging the US when they threaten human rights?"

Cannot believe we’re expected to celebrate 4th of July this week like there’s anything to be proud of in this country right now

@POTUS my brother in christ you are literally the president, DO SOMETHING

These kinds of mass shootings rarely happen elsewhere in the world. Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Why do we keep letting this happen? Where in God’s name is our backbone to have the courage to deal with it? It’s time to turn this pain into action.

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place. It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

@jamesmckz I wood

Should I take my dog to the vet?

@EWErickson wait when’s judgement day? I love judging people

Dear people upset Roe is dying. I want you to remember the feeling of dread you have right now. Now understand this is nothing compared to the feeling you’ll have on the day of judgment you think is a myth. Repent.

@elmesde_abril 😂 i remember the hoops we used to jump through to use Snapchat haha

@elmesde_abril Get a vpn!!