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@TheDB30 It does, and above. You just need to widen your gaze @DurhamWFC

Durham. Given the size of the place you’d expect them to have a team at least on par with the likes of Gateshead and Darlington

The names of the UK personnel who died in Afghanistan: George, Darren John Busuttil, Robert Gregory, John Kitulagoda, Jonathan Sherwood, Steven Cridge, Mark Craddock, Peter Edward Philippson, Jim Bartlett, Paul Patten, David Hashmi, Jabron Thorpe, Peter Jackson, Damien Raymond Eida, Alex Johnson, Ralph Nicholls, Ross Cutts, Andrew Barrie Reeves, Leigh Tansey, Sean Budd, Bryan James Hetherington, Jonathan Draiva, Anare Andrews, Gary Wayne Beattie, Stephen Bell, Gerard Martin Davies, Adrian Dicketts, Oliver Simon Johnson, Steven Knight, Benjamin James Langton, John Joseph Mitchelmore, Leigh Anthony Nicholas, Gareth Rodney Quilliam, Gary Paul Squires, Allan James Swarbrick, Steven Windall, Joseph David O'Donnell, Craig McCulloch, Luke Muirhead, Paul Wright, Mark William Wright, Gary Wigley, Jonathan Watson, Richard J. Dwyer, James Curry, Thomas Ford, Mathew Holland, Jonathan Summers, Scott Clark, Ross McLaughlin, Liam Reddy, Benjamin Smith, Michael Gray, Chris Davison, Simon Davey, George Russell Probyn, Daniel Bonner, Darren Gilyeat, Mike Sandford, Paul "Sandy" Downes, Neil "Tony" Wright, Thomas Dolan, Sean Wilkinson, Dave Hickey, Daryl Hawkins, Alex Atherton, David Keen, Barry Jones, Michael Rawson, Tony Hicks, David Foster, Robert Graham McClure, Aaron James Thrumble, John Bridge, Christopher Ford, Ben Wright, Damian Botha, Johan Brelsford, Craig Violino, Ivano Newman, Phillip Tunnicliffe, Brian Roberts, Alexis Alderton, Jake Mcdermid, John Sadler, Jack Johnson, Lee Gardiner, Darryl Lawrence, Damian Stephen Mulvihill, Damian Marsh, David Thornton, John Livingstone, Graham Keter Thompson, Gary Pearson, Robert Babakobau, Ratu Thompson, James Christopher Gostick, Dale Cuthbertson, Nathan Gamble, Daniel Murray, Charles David Bateman, James Doherty, Jeff Bryant, Sarah Larkin, Richard Reeve, Sean Robert Stout, Paul Whittaker, Joe Williams, Michael Shirley, Dan Johnson, James Barnes, Jason Stuart Rowe, Kenneth Michael Mathews, Jonathan William Cowton, Peter Joe Bland, Wayne Dempsey, Barry Cupples, Justin James O'Donnell, Gary Rawstron, Jason Lee Mason, Nicky Munday, James Rai, Yubraj Dunstan, Neil David McKibben, Robert Joseph Dura, Krishnabahadur Lucas, Alexander Evans, Tony Sparks, Georgie Birch, Marc Davies, Damian Fellows, Steven Manuel, John Henry Lewis, Aaron Nash, Stuart Deering, Robert Whatley, Benjamin Elms, Liam Reed, Chris Mackin, Travis Sawyer, Tom Herbert John Winter, Danny Robinson, Richard "Robbo" Nield, Daniel "Danny" Smith, Darren Kingscott, Stephen Gaden, Tom Gunn, Jamie Laski, Michael "Mick" Upton, Paul "Uppers" Harkett, Christopher John, Dean Stiff, Graeme Fasfous, Tobie Binnie, Sean Pun, Kumar Ross, Ben Sheldon, Adrian Evison, Mark Lawrence Mackie, Jason Suesue, Petero "Pat" Rossi, Jordan Richards, Robert Martin Hill, Kieron Bolger, Stephen Moffett, Nigel Thatcher, Cyrus McLaren, Robert Mervis, Paul Birchall, Sean Hammond, Joshua Thorneloe, Rupert Dennis, David Laws, Robert Elson, Dane Babington Browne, Ben Whiteside, Christopher Brackpool, John Hume, Daniel Aldridge, William Backhouse, James Horne, Jonathan Murphy, Joseph Scott, Lee Simpson, Daniel Toge, Aminiasi Etchells, Joseph Shepherd, Daniel King, Christopher Hopson, Craig Lawrence, Phillip Upton, Sean Lombardi, Anthony Mulligan, Kevin Hopkins, Dale Thomas Adams, Kyle Williams, Jason George Hale, Mark Wild, Daniel Hatton, Matthew Valentine, Simon Hunt, Richard Fullarton, James Annis, Simon Carter, Louis McAleese, Paul Young, Johnathon Bush, Shaun Houltram, Lee Andrew Millar, Stuart Elliott, Kevin Brandon, Richard James Elliott, Gavin Harrison, John Dunn Bridgeman, Jason McGrath, Stuart Hall, Brett Lockett, Michael Prosser, James Wojtak, Marcin Janes, Jamie Hill, James Oakland, James Mason, Thomas Schmid, Olaf Chant, Darren Telford, Matthew Major, James Boote, Steven Webster Smith, Nicholas Scott, Phillip Allen, Phillip Bassett, Samuel Fentiman, Andrew Marlton Thomas, Loren Loughran Dickson, Robert David Amer, John Paxton Drane, Adam Paul

@llewelyn20 @LesleyJMiller Recipe please, as feeling odd for just an hour would be an improvement....

@LesleyJMiller Ha, I felt a little bit odd for about an hour, that's for sure..

Each morning, all last term, I’ve had a drink of lemon juice, fresh ginger and turmeric; one shot every morning from a bottle I keep in the fridge. Well, it seems that last night Alex didn’t finish his very strong rum cocktail, so he put the leftovers in a bottle. In the fridge.

@llewelyn20 Mmmm honestly is that your story and are you sticking to it??

@llewelyn20 I don’t need to prepare for work Monday, but really could do with calming down my indulgence. One last bottle of single malt should do it.

I really want to have a sober, early night so I'm not tired for tomorrow and sleep ok tomorrow night. But it's the last night of the holiday and I really want a beer and to stay up late to savour every last moment of holiday. Decisions,.decisions...

@llewelyn20 I feel your pain. Bag to football today and my 'big coat' seems to have shrunk. Diet starts Monday (not committing to an specific one though).

So far today I’ve had a sausage sandwich, a bacon and egg sandwich, 3 pieces of baclava, 8 sensations, a yoghurt, some Brie, a croissant, about 43 chilli nuts, a beef and cheese sandwich, 4 crackers with Stilton, pasta with mozzarella and some mackerel pate. This can’t go on.

@allontheboard There's a plan!!

Love yourself and be your own biggest fan.

@EdadventuresM It's a backwoods way of testing proof, That and shaking the bottle to see how long it take for the bubbles to disperse. (brain full of useless info me).

@LazerWarsNE I should have tried that! Some woman next to us threw hers into the fire we were at!! 🤬🤯🙄😩

In the valley of the Tatra mountains this eve with the Highlanders in Zakopane & been served a 95% alc drink by the fire… should I drink it?

@LeeBraganza Sleep with it as those pesky elves still have a night of mayhem in them.

LOOK!!! I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!

@llewelyn20 Several reasons for 'Yellow Wind' Pickled onions would be the main suspect in my experience".

@llewelyn20 have Jeff and Elaine fled the valleys because of something there not telling you?

@LeeBraganza We went to a well known supermarket today (change of plans for Christmas evening). Empty isles and full shelves, no cue at the tills and some bargains to be had. I guess it's not all grim up North.

Hosting Christmas for the first time and I've just discovered how brutal the food shopping is. Got eaten alive by people double my age. A lady nicked a lettuce out of my trolley. A LETTUCE!!

@yudaryan17 Warm water with bicarb and salt works wonders.

How is this possible 🤔

@llewelyn20 Sometimes the cleverest people ask the dumbest things.

If you think you're having a bad day, Ruud just asked me where the sun goes when it's 'really raining' and how come we can't see it. Can someone come and adopt him please?

@reece_dinsdale Cameo appearance on BBC news.

@llewelyn20 Makes a change normally @CrowtherSim and me are beating the off with sticks.

I've just been followed by this blonde lady stood next to a Lamborghini! She's just DM'd me to say I'm very attractive and if I follow this link she's sent I will earn loads of money for doing nothing. See you later, losers, AT LAST someone recognises my talents. I'm out of here.

@Headteacherchat DBS update service. Initial dbs then small annual subscription for yearly update. Both parties can log on and check status as frequently as they wish.

Can anyone help our anonymous colleague? They are looking for guidance on the recommended frequency of DBS checks for staff. What approach does your school take, and what good practice have you found useful?

@CrowtherSim Only if you are dressed in your vest and pants with a pot noodle in hand.

There are 20 netballers in my house. They have a LOT of pink wine and a LOT of gin. Is it safe to go downstairs or am I better off jumping out of an upstairs window and heading for the shed?

@CrowtherSim A long time ago I ran an indoor archery session in the school hall around this time of year. A very excited pupils shot went off target. Closer inspection revealed the baby in the manger painted on the backdrop had taken one between the eyes. Naughty step for me again.

"Camels! Shush! I can't hear the midwife." #NativityStageDirections