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@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Katılım Aralık 2012
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Lazor@Lazor2828·
I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.
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when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again
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miu
miu@yours__xo·
it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you
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miia@miiagarro·
i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere
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Mike 📺
Mike 📺@michaelcollado·
Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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Rob.@Robfrfr·
They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals
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poppa
poppa@popitforpoppa·
gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night
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A. Mando
A. Mando@AMandoSch·
Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.
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Lazor@Lazor2828·
When I die, I hope they do an autopsy and peel me open like a Babybel to reveal all of the cheese I've eaten.
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j e a n@jeanisalunatic·
Does the internet ever get cleaned or is it just littered with shit forever?
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Rimjob Stephens
Rimjob Stephens@yoehh1234·
Gentleman unwrap your uncrustables
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Trophy Knife
Trophy Knife@sarah1mc·
This glass of wine thinks I need bangs.
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NurseBrianRN
NurseBrianRN@rn_murse·
which disney princess winds up at the afters smoking meth at 4am?
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dior ✞
dior ✞@deeore5·
i'm fun for about 45 minutes and then i'm thinking about going home
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☪︎A1 MAMI☥
☪︎A1 MAMI☥@cybergodd3ss·
Be cringe bro we’re dying soon
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lonnie
lonnie@aubreyplazawyd·
Sorry for acting weird and off putting, i only did that because I am both of those things
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A♡@Ashhleyyyya·
On twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.
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