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President Trump Stake ad

My 4yo doesn't like her food to touch, little does she know that in 16 years she'll pay $20 for someone to just pile it all up in a compostable bowl so she can look at her phone while she eats.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@GaetenD @benwfreeman1 Can I parlay politics bets?

@benwfreeman1 37 of the top 50 markets in all-time volume on Kalshi are sports, and that's counting Super Bowl halftime show markets as non-sports.

I know a lot of people try to say Kalshi is mostly sports, but that’s mainly due to the frequency of sporting events relative to non-sports events (e.g., elections, award shows, SOTU). Kalshi’s biggest markets are non-sports. For example, of the top 3 biggest markets in Kalshi history, only 1 was sports: 1. 2024 Presidential Election ($536M) 2. Super Bowl LX ($359M) 3. Trump’s next Fed Chair ($217M)

@GaetenD Maybe hire one of the turds that starts every sentence with BREAKING. That'd be fun to see live

When is one of these mainstream cable news networks (CNN) going to sign a prediction market trader with a long history of success in political bets (me) to a long-term, multimillion-dollar contract?

@Polymarket BREAKING 🚨Can you stop tweeting absolute garbage that pollutes my timeline too?

Today we're publishing new market integrity rules across our CFTC-regulated US exchange & DeFi platform — making clear what's prohibited, how we enforce rules, & how to report suspicious activity. The World's Largest Prediction Market runs on transparency businesswire.com/news/home/2026…

lmaooo

Trump tells reporters that the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by "me and the Ayatollah"

But Iran has weathered long periods of ultra-low oil exports. Back in 2020-22, Iran endured American "maximum pressure" on its petroleum industry, with exports at times down 90% from today's levels. And Iran didn't buckle then. Thus, it's unlikely to do so now. 🧵9/10

@MikeIsaac @stuartathompson @yaffebellany absolute worst account on this site

shitposting is the new top of the funnel for the “everything is gambling” apps, which profess to be the ultimate truth seekers by @stuartathompson, @yaffebellany and me nytimes.com/2026/03/20/tec…

Worst trade in professional sports history.

@Utahdesert Dolores Huerta Street appears to be a very possible option for San Francisco. nytimes.com/live/2026/03/1…

@DustinGouker the reason casinos don't have windows is because they don't want customers to know what time of day it is... so you don't leave, not so you can't see in

What are they even talking about? Windows?

@shortbus_ace Traded up at about 65 cents YES today on Kalshi

Tulsi out by 12/31 seems like an interesting idea in the land of prediction markets

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@prpl8 🔥

@prpl8 they've never made a gold paint that looks real there's never been a paint they look cheap and fake, very much like the media actually

finally Trump is talking about something he is an expert in: gold paint

I am Harry, a Harvard educated curator ready to slay the house down boots. Today is the day I yoink control from the social girlies and Ali the mother of all rizzlers. They will not stop my aura. Siri add painting emoji here thanks

@tonydunsttv I'm taking Leo at 6 cents and Teyana Taylor at 25 cents (bought the top and am holding)

I've seen many angry tweets from film lovers and industry types complaining about people betting on these awards. That's not exactly surprising considering that left leaning political circles generally hate the gamble-on-everything culture that's emerged, but I do think it's short sighted. Hollywood is facing it's latest existential crisis, and the awards have been losing relevance and cache for years. I think anything that gets people engaged and excited about movies and these award shows is good for the industry, and I've never seen so much debate about these subjects on my timeline. Is gambling on everything nihilistic and likely to produce loads of problem gamblers? Of course. But the die is cast in America, and nothing's changing so long as the presidents son sits on the board of Polymarket. And while I don't think the awards should put the odds on the screen like the Golden Globes did, people betting on this stuff drives interest. Take it where you can get it.

Saw all 10 films nominated for Best Picture this year; first let’s talk art, then gambling. I think this was a great year for movies, and enjoyed all 10 of these. Here’s my rankings: 1. One Battle After Another 2. Hamnet 3. Sinners 4. Secret Agent 5. Marty Supreme 6. Frankenstein 7. Bugonia 8. Sentimental Value 9. Train Dreams 10. F1 My hottest takes are having Hamnet at two (best third act of any movie this year) and Frankenstein at six (I just love Guillermo Del Toro and his world building). Now, let’s get into how to bet on The Oscar’s tomorrow…

@BehavioralMacro 👋