Lumumba
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ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC: “I spent 1 season in the U.S., I scored more goals than the games I played. I knew that wasn’t my level. My level is much higher.
When I returned to Europe, I went to a bad Milan and won the league.
I would love for FIFA to erase the goals I scored in the MLS, I was on vacation. Although I’ll always miss their money.”
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Wondering why baboons skip mpesu and opt for 5 seconds mating🤣
That Mpesu guy@MokgethwaMacha1
Dear gents:
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@SizweDhlomo Generally people choose to be idiots.
Work 40 years get to die 5 years later
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Bro could’ve spent all this time studying!
DaVinci@BiancoDavinci
Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga Spain.
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If Zidane decides to sit down, which of these great managers gets up for him? 🤔
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@ms_tourist @42566657PL Not much but in the USA, while I worked there, there's many who actually went to lengths of marrying soldiers just for a visa
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Are there any South Africans living illegally in other countries?
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Motsepe must shut the fuck up
Eric Njiru ⚽️@EricNjiiru
Motsepe: “I will be going to Senegal 🇸🇳 in the next few weeks to meet with the football leadership.”
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This song just removes the pain my sisters' departure left on me.
Being home, I can listen to each of my 3 sisters favorite 90s gospel songs.
You can have all the money and fake joy but family is what I miss, and don't honestly have, enjoy your Easter
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts2IoP…
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@SABCNews @VusiSambo 😭next president loading.
Why are thugs leading south africa
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🚨 BREAKING: Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with immediate effect.
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🚨 Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß: “I'd say Harry Kane is worth €150m. But then you see Alexander Isak cost €150m to Liverpool...
…if Isak is worth 150 million, then Harry is worth 250 million euros”, told Kicker.
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This is why crime will always be a problem in South Africa.
You all feel sorry for the criminals but not for the victims of crime.
shums@YourBoiShu_
Shebeshxt’s case has been postponed again. I really feel for him 😔
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Jermaine Prim alleged on eNCA that Gayton McKenzie sells Mandrax in Cape Town. He claims that McKenzie remains an active drug dealer while serving in Parliament. According to these allegations, McKenzie previously appointed Simba Chitando as his lawyer to manage 'red tape' related to exports.
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…And guess who was the architect of the system that educated those South Africans?
Kganki Chávez Mphahlele 🇿🇦@Absolute_Kganki
“The majority of South Africans are unemployed because they’re unemployable, they’re unemployable because they don’t have the necessary skills to drive a modern economy. We boast about having so many people on the SASSA social welfare program as if it’s an achievement whereas it’s a failure.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦
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So lifestyle counts, @Cristiano is way ahead
Motivaciones Fútbol@MotivacionesF
RUUD VAN NISTELROOY: "Cuando coincidí con Ronaldo, El Fenómeno, estaba ahí. La cosa era que había sufrido muchas lesiones en su rodilla, su peso, la gente sabe todo sobre eso. Pero hacíamos un 4 contra 4 o un 6 contra 6 en los entrenamientos y, ¡oh, Dios mío!... Pensaba: 'Si estás haciendo esto ahora, no me imaginó en tu mejor momento… ¡Dios mío!’. Es la mejor habilidad que he visto en mi vida. Si no hubiera tenido ninguna lesión o hubiera vivido de una manera más profesional, habría ganado el Balón de Oro unas 7 u 8 veces. Si hubiera tenido otro estilo de vida, ¡Dios mío! No lo puedes imaginar"
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If it ends in madlanga, leave her alone
Village Guluva@VillageGuluva
Chairlady Sibongile Marokana's team Lerumo Lions FC had a friendly/practice match against Kaizer Chiefs.
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