Elvis Tribute Artist

@Gunblaze1969 Sexual chocolate

Handsome guy needs a name

@Kearney3Mr €2.40 in spain for a small mars bar

Just been to Waitrose and I'm shocked at the price of a Mars bar, and I'm sure they're getting smaller!

@carlyjohnson123 Scam bin it

Just received a parking fine from 22nd Feb 2023. Over 3 fkin years ago, from a private car park not a council one for £170, do I have to pay it or is it a scam ?

@TheSergioGarcia Obviously you don't though. That statement is absolute arsepaper

@bernief70 Taking a while to get in but got a few booked in. Hope you're ok pal

@LeeasElvis how yous keeping. Are you doing plenty of gigs.

@bernief70 still going strong pal

@rose1_scarlett @prettyusefulUI @RoyalMail 😁😁😁😁 this will not age well

@CalebJHull What a shitkicker 😄😄😄😄

She didn’t run to him, she didn’t smile, and she ran away immediately after this pic.

@stephenasmith Fuck off stephen you imbecile

Watching my golf and seeing Rory McILROY falling about by the seams. Bad enough he lost a 6-Shot lead on Saturday, walking into Sunday as a co-leader, but now he’s missing gimme’s, surrending the lead to Cameron Young, who’s now got a 2-Shot lead. Not Good. Not Good at all

@wayne_m159 Try 50 cents

Mat Armstrong is the luckiest gambler alive! He bought this repossessed broken Bugatti Veyron with a non-shifting gearbox and got it drivable again with a replacement fuse which cost less than $50, This is his best deal ever!!!😂😂😂

@Threadscenes Antony martial

Pronounce it slowly 😅 Very difficult

@AbbottEddi5270 Fake horseshit

Pause!! ZOOM!!! DAMN!!!! So this is the best BIGFOOT FOOTAGE EVER CAUGHT ON A TRAIL CAMERA!!! My home State… Michigan…. So I do my homework as you all know… I don’t play games with Intel!!! I get facts!!!!! Newaygo County, western Michigan In the deep woods, no roads close. Posted March 21,2026 on my sons birthday…. Originally posted on Instagram. Shows a human looking creature that could be crossed with some ape… sharp for a trail cam, eyes locked on lens like it knows it has been captured. So this wasn’t the end of the story…. Thank God… because Y’all know how it goes…… Super experts show up with the typical bullshit responses…. So I love when I can confirm the event…… The Michigan DNR has fielded 226 Bigfoot Reports over 10 years…. Most reports are filed with private Bigfoot organizations since the GOVERNMENT wants nothing to do with acknowledging the existence of these Globally seen creatures….. sound Familiar….. UFO’s are treated the same. But they failed to tell you that most Bigfoot settings happen in national parks and why are national parks designated the way they are? The government knows why and if you worked for the government, you’ll know why too, coincidence?? Hell no!!! So there are 2 photos that were taken by a totally different source of this creature as it rumbled through the forest…. Luckily I was able to obtain them…. It took several days so I’ve waited to post…. Until now. This is some amazing stuff. Take a look…… @JonStewartIL

@pastorcoin @jk_rowling Can you not fucking read

@jk_rowling How do you not turn around and introduce yourself?? 🤣🤣🤣

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@IBPIR24 Eyes to close, just looks like a mask. More bullshit

Oh boy here we go with more Bigfoot images. Supposedly taken in Michigan. Thoughts on this?

What's in your collection 🤔 ?

@Matt_Pinner 2

Who can figure this one out? 👇

@ayeejuju Theres some thick cunts on hrre

i still don’t get it

@MbarkCherguia More intereting is the fact they cannot spell picnic

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@Mishi_2210 22

@flushingitgolf If jon rahm got knocked over & killed by a Car the ryder cup would continue without him. There's your answer

Jon Rahm has officially withdrawn his appeal against DP World Tour fines but has indicated to the tour that he has no intention of paying them. If the DP World Tour is to follow their own rules, they will now likely be forced to suspend him and Jon Rahm will be ineligible for Ryder Cup selection in 2027 at Adare Manor. This is a heavyweight standoff with Jon Rahm’s Ryder Cup future on the line. Who blinks first? Report via @GOLF_com in comments section