@JeanGreige Too late, we're busy playing Doom The Dark Ages Revelations.
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TheLeftHandOfGod45
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TheLeftHandOfGod45
@LeftHandOfGod45
Director and Founder to the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense
Katılım Şubat 2011
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Men don’t approach women in public because we told them it was annoying and creepy. In retrospect we probably should have just taught them what we don’t think is creepy but we didn’t so if you’re attracted to men you’re gonna have to approach them now, they won’t do it anymore.
afrodite🪮🇿🇼@brownsugaaaa3
my hot take and they’re going to burn me at the stake: PART of the reason men don’t approach women anymore is because of unisex fashion. the jorts, baggy jeans, oversized everything. men are drawn to dimorphism, things that are undeniably “woman.” dresses, skirts, heels
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@japan_nobunaga I think I'd probably sit down and cry if I dropped a watermelon on the ground and it exploded.
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In Japan, if you drop your groceries, people politely look away to save you embarrassment.
In Ohio, I dropped a watermelon in a parking lot. It exploded.
Six strangers clapped. One yelled "ENCORE!"
I have never recovered from how good that felt.
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@cboyack Academia is infested with communists and needs a major purge.
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@TheDoomDominion Europe has much stronger worker laws, specially Sweden, so it's much harder for Asha's retarded ass to pull the same stunt with them.
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Super interesting that id software saw mass layoffs including the USA id tech team but MachineGames seemingly has escaped any major layoff along with the European id tech team
I sure hope it remains that way 🙏
Anyone have insights into this?
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@MilesTrav Report her to HR. She how she likes them apples now.
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Female at work saying unironically that it's "creepy" that a 31 year old coworker was flirting with a 28 y/o coworker because it's "crossing the decade line".
What even are relationships in 2026? Everyone has made up more random rules than there are laws in the Old Testament.
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This Man entered Amsterdam airport In 2016 and technically never stopped working till now. The man is a recording. Dutch designer Maarten Baas filmed a performer for 12 full hours behind a translucent screen, erasing and repainting the minute hand with a roller every minute.
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@te_madame Realmente eu compartilho a incredulidade dele. Com respeito devido ao reduction ad absurdum que vou usar aqui, sair do PR pra ir pra Belford Roxo é o equivalente a se mudar da Berna na Suíça pra Caracas, Vuvuzuela.
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Hoje quando o caixa pegou o frango que estava entre minhas compras pra cobrar ele me disse:
"Tem que pesar no açougue"
Para além da vergonha de empacar a fila ainda passei outra quando me desculpei
Falei "perdão moço, lá no Paraná se pesa no caixa"
Ele olhou pra mim e perguntou
"Vc é do Paraná?"
Falei que sim
"E veio MORAR em Belford Roxo?"
Eu: em Caxias
"VC SAIU DO PARANÁ E VEIO PRA BELFORD ROXO/DUQUE DE CAXIAS?"
Repeti o sim
Ele riu e "boa sorte"
Eu paguei, tava andando e ele continuava
"Saiu do Paraná pra morar em Belford Roxo" - rindo
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@slappydaddy1 @TornadicDoge24 What are you doing of special then, bitch?
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@LeftHandOfGod45 @TornadicDoge24 Last I checked, you’re at home sitting on your ass on Twitter while they’re making money winning a sport you probably don’t even know the rules of. Seems successful to me.
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The US women have won 4 of 9 world cups btw.
The men have won 0 of 23
MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊@AzPetrich
Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.
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@Serafim_zx As mulheres já reclamam muito que não tem homem no mercado. Pois se preparem que vai ter menos homem ainda. Com a merda que esse país tá virando, compensa mais ficar em casa descabelando o palhaço pra hentai.
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Imagina assumir uma Mãe solteira e ela botar uma pensão socioafetiva em cima de você. Vai ter a conta bloqueada e bens bloqueados se não pagar pensão pro filho dos outros KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Eixo Político@eixopolitico
🇧🇷 Senado aprova projeto de Tabata Amaral que cria o "Pix Pensão", que debita automaticamente o pagamento mensal da pensão alimentícia. O texto segue agora para sanção do presidente Lula. Se não houver saldo suficiente na conta de quem paga, o valor poderá ser bloqueado automaticamente de ativos financeiros. A inadimplência recorrente pode resultar em penhora dos bens.
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@slappydaddy1 @TornadicDoge24 Yeah, roight. We're gonna thank them for not even being able to beat a bunch of kids. Great success.
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@LeftHandOfGod45 @TornadicDoge24 You should be thanking the women’s team for uplifting those boys egos. Last I checked the men’s team still sucks.
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@FPSthetics I think around 43 remote workers were laid off as well. Id's Q&A team was wiped from the face of the Earth. Microsoft's executives are absolutely clinically retarded. I can't wait for their AI plans to crash and burn. 14 layers of retarded managers.
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Has there been more? Were there more all along? Fucking hell that's so many people
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@AndrewHulshult It pretty much feels like they fired people at random.
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I truly don't think Microsofts executive division was informed on the cuts they made that well. Asking for more games...faster... that use the idtech engine and then axing a large portion of the team that works on that engine is a incredibly confusing and frustrating decision.
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@richgel999 See, that's the problem. Your average executive would do this, but I firmly believe that Asha has no fucking idea what she's doing. People at Id were fired at random. I'm surprised neither Thiago Souza nor Billy Khan were fired as well. Or Hugo Martin.
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The executives involved know exactly what they’re doing. They can have another team staffed up at a contractor to take over the codebase in a short period of time, at way lower prices. They’ve done this many times before.
Andrew Hulshult@AndrewHulshult
I truly don't think Microsofts executive division was informed on the cuts they made that well. Asking for more games...faster... that use the idtech engine and then axing a large portion of the team that works on that engine is a incredibly confusing and frustrating decision.
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@areamilitarof Todo advogado de mega-traficante é bandido. Todos sem exceções.
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Poucos estão dando a devida importância, mas 20 advogados foram presos em São Paulo com ligações diretas ou indiretas ao narcoterrorismo.
Aos poucos, as investigações estão chegando aos grandes escritórios de advocacia e, quem sabe, aos mandantes de diversos crimes que foram arquivados, inclusive a autoridades de alto escalão das instituições federais.
Área Militar@areamilitarof
Governo Lula admite risco de ação militar dos EUA no Brasil por causa dos grupos PCC e Comando Vermelho! A possibilidade de os Estados Unidos recorrerem a ações militares em território brasileiro por causa da classificação do Comando Vermelho e do PCC como grupos terroristas foi reconhecida oficialmente pelo Itamaraty em documento assinado pelo ministro das Relações Exteriores, Mauro Vieira, segundo informação divulgada pelo Metrópoles. O alerta consta em uma resposta enviada à Câmara dos Deputados em que o chanceler esclareceu que a decisão norte-americana pode abrir margem para operações militares dos EUA no país. Mauro Vieira afirmou que “a referida classificação unilateral poderia ser invocada como justificativa para ações extraterritoriais sobre instituições brasileiras, em particular no âmbito financeiro, migratório e penal. Há, ademais, o risco de uso da força militar dos EUA contra o território nacional”. Um fato semelhante ocorreu em 3 de janeiro na Venezuela, quando forças especiais americanas invadiram, atacaram e eliminaram ameaças venezuelanas, bem como capturaram o ditador Nicolás Maduro.
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@SenSanders I don't trust a communist Pope occupying a Holy Throne he is unworthy of. Peter Thiel is crazy tho.
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Peter Thiel, the billionaire founder of Palantir, called Pope Leo “a Chinese communist agent” for writing that AI must be used to “truly benefit the common good, and is not just used to accumulate wealth and power in the hands of a few.”
Who do you trust? Pope Leo or Mr. Thiel?
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@sickboi221 Tá literalmente baixando agora no meu computador.
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Que engraçado, quem comprou a versão premium de DOOM DARK AGES só ganha a DLC depois, ou seja você que pagou antes só pode jogar o jogo depois KK
Eu já não gostava de comprar premium a um tempo, só comprei do STALKER 2 e DOOM Dark Ages mas nem para esses casos quero mais
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