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Gooose@LegacyCYOA·
my favorite accounts: @twicrates
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CHURRASCO SAUDADE
CHURRASCO SAUDADE@churrascooooo·
im prepared, i dont give a fuck, i dont have a lot of money, i live in a jr 1 bedroom apartment, i have a fake job, my tax dollars all go to criminals from third world countries, there are schizo homeless everywhere, everything is expensive as fuck, all the houses are overvalued, texas is full of indians, my hometown is majority latino, the food is fake, the government is being run from tel aviv, the only way to make money is online prostitution, all cars suck, you cant get a decent meal anywhere, the pussy has been paywalled, analytics ruined sports, they dont make good movies anymore, the internet is just various forms of linkedin, video games suck, the quality of everything is terrible, books suck, minorities are constantly on speaker phone, the TSA lines are long, everywhere smells like weed, women bring their dogs everywhere, the garlic isnt as strong as it used to be, everywhere is flooded with LED lights... and on top of all of that, everyday i have to hear some SILICON VALLEY FAGGOT write SPOOKY CAPESHIT about "the dangers of AI" like i have ANYTHING TO LOSE
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State of New York
it’s hole filling season
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vittorio
vittorio@IterIntellectus·
starting to suspect this is staged, because if it’s real i have to accept i’ve been living in a horror movie this whole time are you telling me the world could be this beautiful? what the fuck you can just press the button and get a developed country
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
I post a lot about the people I shadow Never posted about someone who shadows me He's there every morning before I log on Every late night when I'm the last one in the building He doesn't cc leadership when I mess up Just quietly covers the balance Every quarter I've come up short, he absorbs the liability himself Never once asked for anything in return So I finally looked at the terms The buyer acquired 100% of the liability The seller brought nothing to the table And the buyer still closed Unconditional Turns out he signed it before I even knew there was a deal My analyst tried to model the return Said it doesn't work on a spreadsheet Said the whole thesis is based on something he can't quantify Told him welcome to the deal Happy Easter
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Sachin Jose
Sachin Jose@Sachinettiyil·
Karl Marx's body is in his grave, London. Nietzsche's body is in his grave, Lützen Muhammad's body is in his grave, Medina Buddha's body is in his grave, Pingliang But, if you travel to Christ's grave in Jerusalem, it's empty, & has been for 2,000 years.
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rain thots
rain thots@rain_thots·
me: tell me where you want to eat gf: *spitting blood* fuck you
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ocr@onchainrapist·
.@nikitabier hello you useless piece of shit retard why do i keep getting tagged by these bots every few minutes? do something you pathetic iranian dog
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toad
toad@thelifeoftoad·
[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation
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hoe_math = PsychoMath
hoe_math = PsychoMath@ItIsHoeMath·
LIBERALS: "I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs!" MUSLIMS: "DOGS ARE DIRTY, ALLAH FORBIDS THE DOG, ALLAHU AKBAR RAPE RAPE RAPE KILL BOMB" LIBERALS: "Oh, haha, I'm sure you have a good reason! Religion of peace!" [Gets gangraped and stabbed in the neck]
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♡ Honey ♡
♡ Honey ♡@rawmilkhoney·
“In America when you have a child you lay on your back despite it being anatomically nonsensical and then immediately have your child taken out of your arms by strangers so they can cut off access to vital nutrients via umbilical cord and wash off the baby’s protective skin coating and then when the baby is just a couple of days old they mutilate their genitals if it’s a boy and then they inject the baby with a bunch of random poison and then when the baby grows up clinically insane men dressed in women’s clothing try to tell your baby to mutilate themselves to be like them and then everyone votes for migrants to rape your child”
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hoe_math = PsychoMath
hoe_math = PsychoMath@ItIsHoeMath·
People seem to really struggle with this one. Just because it's a bad thing doesn't make it a "black pill." If it's TRUE and it SUCKS and you CAN DO SOMETHING, it's a red pill. You're just calling it black because you're a spineless coward and you don't want responsibility.
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Skely
Skely@123skely·
Being into fat chicks and living in America is like playing a video game on easy mode.
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Justin Lee
Justin Lee@justindeanlee·
The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident. We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff. Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home. They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital. That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language. Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off. But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.
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Moongazer
Moongazer@joeybeastmarket·
Yes every white country at the same time exponentially increased how many violent third worlders they let in. And yes these countries all at once started teaching children their ancestors were uniquely evil while portraying every nonwhite group as eternal victims who only ever contributed positively. And yes they all simultaneously pushed the idea that any expression of white in-group preference or pride was inherently supremacist and dangerous. And yes they all celebrated and funded every other ethnic group's identity organizations and pride events. And yes every major political party in these unrelated countries openly endorsed or quietly facilitated more nonwhite immigration. And yes they all said it was out of moral progress or economic necessity or demographic inevitability. And yes they all at the same time began labeling any politician or party that tried to slow or reverse the flow as far right or extremist or threat to democracy even when those parties were polling 40% among native voters. And yes the intelligence agencies in these countries all started treating native critics of mass migration as bigger domestic terrorism threats than the actual imported gangs and jihadist networks. And yes the banking system and payment processors all at the same time began deplatforming and financially crippling anyone who spoke too plainly about the pattern. And yes legacy media coordinated identical smear campaigns against anyone who noticed. And yes all at the same time fertility among the native white populations collapsed. And yes this was encouraged through cultural messaging and economic pressure and delayed family formation and pharmaceutical and surgical interventions representing liberation while all the same countries imported replacement-level amounts of third worlders with higher birth rates. And yes they were immediately fast tracked to citizenship. And yes in all these countries at the same time welfare systems were reoriented to subsidize the invaders more generously than struggling native families which created observably tiered outcomes that were blamed on systemic racism when white people noticed. And yes all of these countries at the same time experienced violent crime spikes and sexual predation scandals and fraud and welfare strain and cultural erosion. And yes when that became impossible to hide every single one of these countries responded with more censorship and more gaslighting and more "diversity is our strength" slogans and more blaming the native population for not embracing the transformation fast enough and more acceleration of the policies that caused the problems. And yes all these countries at the same time made it functionally illegal to dissent to this. And yes they all deployed the same hate speech laws and online content bans and deplatforming pressure and extremism watchlists to silence natives who objected. And yes in every country the native population was told to adapt and lower their standards and to accept erosion of their safety and traditions and future under the banner of tolerance and inclusion that always didn’t extend to their own group interests. But NO: despite this precisely repeating across every white country at the same time with no exceptions and no natural divergence you must accept this is all just a spontaneous and completely unrelated convergence of policy and culture across dozens of sovereign nations with no central directive or shared blueprint or common architects. And NO it’s certainly nothing that can’t be reversed through ordinary electoral politics within the same system that enforced this entire transformation at every step. There is no reason to ask who or why. It’s all a coincidence. We can vote our way out of this
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retard mode ✞
retard mode ✞@retardmode·
he was a subversive immigrant who laundered money through his porn website on top of convincing girls they would become millionaires to be online prostitutes, he was also the single largest individual donor to aipac he will be surprised to learn when he gets to hell that Jesus is not in fact boiling in hot excrement
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@redaction
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Putting my son in the tardwrangler so he can build his neck muscles and grow up into a strong looksmaxxed neckchad
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LHGrey™️
LHGrey™️@grey4626·
As an Atheist, I offer no apology, no grovel, no limp-wristed mea culpa for the Crusades. Quite the fucking opposite. We didn’t go far enough. We barely scratched the surface of that medieval death cult before it slithered back into the shadows, licking its wounds and plotting its next parasitic conquest. And every spineless Westerner today who clutches pearls about “imperialism” or “colonialism” is just a psychological masochist, high on the opium of guilt, begging to be castrated by the very ideology that has dreamed of our extinction since the 7th century. Let’s strip the sentimental bullshit and stare into the abyss with unflinching precision. Before any knight ever took the cross in 1095, the Islamic juggernaut had already devoured the Christian heartlands of the Middle East and North Africa in a blitzkrieg of fire and sword...Byzantium bleeding out, Alexandria’s library ashes, Spain falling in a single generation after 711. Charles Martel’s hammer at Tours in 732 wasn’t some quaint skirmish; it was the fucking line in the sand where rational Europe said “no more” to the caliphate’s vision of universal submission. The Crusades were the desperate, belated counterstrike...not unprovoked aggression, but existential recoil against a supremacist theology that divides the world into Dar al-Islam...the house of slavery...and Dar al-Harb...the house of perpetual war. Philosophy 101, you cowards: this isn’t “Abrahamic cousins” nonsense; it’s Hobbesian war of all against all, where tolerance meets the intolerant and dies whimpering. We failed because we stopped short. Jerusalem retaken? Fleeting. Constantinople? Lost forever in 1453 to the same Ottoman machine that would later hammer at Vienna’s gates in 1683...only Sobieski’s winged hussars and raw European will turning the tide at the last possible breath. The psychology here is lethal and eternal: Islam’s doctrine weaponizes the believer’s psyche into a death-cult automaton, promising paradise for butchery, while the West’s post-Enlightenment mind...drunk on Nietzsche’s slave morality inverted...now flagellates itself for daring to survive. We internalized the enemy’s narrative, convinced ourselves the Crusaders were the villains, and now watch mosques sprout like tumors in our cities while apologists scream “Islamophobia” at the mirror. Profound, isn’t it? The same civilization that birthed Locke’s tolerance, Hume’s skepticism, and Darwin’s merciless truth now kneels before a 1,400-year-old blueprint for domination because admitting the threat would bruise its fragile, secular ego. We didn’t go far enough. We left the roots intact...Koran, Hadith, the whole supremacist architecture...seething in the soil, ready to sprout again under every migration wave and demographic Trojan horse. Next time the pendulum swings...and history’s dialectic demands it will..:the eradication must be total, ideological, scorched-earth. Burn the books, salt the earth of the mindset, leave no theological stone unturned. Civilizations don’t negotiate with memetic cancers; they excise them or perish in the dar al-Harb they refused to end. This isn’t hate. This is the profound, venomous love of a free mind for its own fucking survival. We apologize for nothing. And if the West finally grows a spine, it won’t be in the name of any god...it’ll be in the name of reason that refuses to be enslaved again. End of sermon. The hammer waits. 🗡️💀🗡️
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As a Westerner, I’d like to apologize for The Crusades. We clearly didn't go far enough.

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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Had a parent-teacher conference this morning My wife told me not to come I came anyway She said "please just listen and nod" I said "I always listen" She said "you listen like you're sitting in a boardroom looking for something to challenge" That's how listening works Nice classroom Small chairs I am 6'4" and was seated at a desk designed for someone who still believes in Santa Claus My knees touched my chest The teacher introduced herself Shared her identified pronouns I shared my identified adjectives Smart and handsome My wife closed her eyes The teacher had a folder Color-coded tabs I respected the organization She said our son is "a pleasure to have in class" My wife smiled I waited That sentence is never the whole report It's the executive summary before the risk section She said "however" There it is She said he "asks a lot of questions" I said "good" She said "during quiet time" I said "when is quiet time?" She said "it's when students are expected to work independently and in silence" I said "so he's the only one trying to get information and you've structured the environment to prevent it?" My wife put her hand on my arm I continued The teacher said he recently told another student that "sharing pencils doesn't make sense if nobody brings their own" I said "that's an accurate observation" My wife squeezed harder The teacher said she's concerned about his "resistance to group activities" I said "he's not resistant. He just doesn't see the value of doing more work for the same grade." The teacher said he also corrected her math on the whiteboard I said "was he right?" She paused She said "that's not the point" I said "it's a little bit the point" My wife stood up Sat back down Compromise The teacher pulled out an evaluation sheet Categories like "works well with others" and "follows directions" and "respects classroom norms" All subjective Not a number on the page I asked how these are graded She said "based on observation" I said "so one person's opinion with no second review?" She said "it's professional judgment" I said "my auditors say that too. Right before I disagree with them." She looked at my wife My wife said "I'm sorry about him" I said "I'm sitting right here" My wife said "I know" The teacher said overall he's a bright kid and she just wants to make sure he learns to "collaborate" I said "collaboration is important. But so is recognizing when you're the only one doing the work. He'll learn that again in college. And again in the real world. Might as well start now." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder She said "I think we've covered everything" I said "one more thing" She braced herself I said "his reading is above grade level. His math is strong. He asks hard questions and corrects mistakes when he sees them. I just want to make sure this school knows what it has." The teacher looked at me differently My wife looked at me differently I said "that's all" We left In the car my wife was quiet Then she said "he's turning into you" I said "is that a good thing?" She didn't answer From the backseat he said "dad, why does the teacher count off for asking questions? Isn't that the whole point of school?" I looked at my wife She looked out the window I said "yes. It is." He said "I don't think she likes when I'm right" I didn't say anything Neither did my wife Small chairs Color-coded tabs No follow-up items But the kid's going to be fine Sent from my iPhone
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fat@FatBoii290·
if my breath stinks it's bc my girl didn't wash her feet 👀👀👀👀😹😹😹😹
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