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No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

⛷️ BBC Sport’s coverage of the Winter Olympic Games 2026 has achieved its largest overall audience consumption ever, with a record-breaking surge in streaming of the Games driving audience figures to new heights Read more ➡️ bbc.in/4kPxiQz

Thanks to @doingthe116 I am now aware of perhaps the silliest football pitch in Scotland, in Swinton, where the market cross is in the centre circle. More monuments need to be added to pitches to liven up dull games.

my favorite linguistic quirk in any language has to be the m-reduplication in turkish, which consists of repeating a word with an m-prefix to mean "and other things like this". so e.g. "kitap" is book but "kitap mitap" is "books and some other book-like things"

I’ve watched this probably 8 times in a row and I am crying dude

It’s time for London Film Festival - and I’m almost ready! #LFF open.substack.com/pub/britishboa…

Oh, that’s a little disappointing… #CelebrityTraitors

RIP to a true meme queen

I am trying not to post hinge screenshots but I am just too hilarious

Tonight: London Royal Albert Hall We have been able to release a limited amount of tickets for tonight - get them quick: royalalberthall.com/tickets/events… Doors: 6:30pm @petergregson: 7:30pm On-stage: 8:40pm

Alan Partridge is back and you could help make his new TV series a reality... Watchlist it ➡️ bbc.in/46aWknw

“I’m not sure I want to give way to the right” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

I know way more about the UK than the average American, but this trip has made me take notice of The Meal Deal Industrial Complex and I’m fascinated by it. Not by the concept of like, a main + side + drink (not new, or unique) but rather the culture of it.

babe, wake up. a new diva just dropped

@DuncanNewmarch @BBCOne This is why you are the People’s Continuity Announcer!

I’m currently on leave but I drove into work today, just for 10 minutes, to introduce my all-time favourite film on @BBCOne #backtothefuture

Court transcripts to make your Monday better

On the London Overground. I’ve just asked a young guy playing loud music out of his phone to turn his music down. He asked stroppily why he should. I said because it was uncivilised. He then turned it off and said “yeah, that’s fair” I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

"While filming a cookery show I entered the dressing room of one of the contestants and, due to my autism, my trousers accidentally fell down."

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

"what's your job?" 🤔 "good job" 😉☺️👍🏻